Chapter 409: Fireworks in the World
After a moment's work, the boy in brocade had been stripped to only a crotch cloth, trembling.
"You.... What are you going to do!? ”
"What? Don't pretend? ”
"Hey, don't keep doing it, we're not bandits."
Li Ping'an said as he checked the clothes of the brocade boy from the inside to the outside to make sure that there was nothing of value.
Then, little by little, the gold particles used for decoration were deducted from it.
The boy in brocade is wronged, if you weren't bandits, there would be no more in the world
"Smack"
A loud slap slapped the brocade boy in the face.
The boy in brocade snorted, the force of this slap was huge.
One of his teeth was flung out, and blood spilled from the corner of his mouth.
Jing Yu said: "Remember to see me take a detour in the future, otherwise I will see you hit you once, do you know?" ”
At that moment, a voice suddenly spoke in the attic.
"It's a bit too much, and it's not right for him to do it, but you don't have the right to teach him a lesson."
A few people raised their heads, only to see an old man sitting on the other side of the attic, shaking a folding fan, looking like a scholar with an extraordinary bearing.
"The old man has some friendship with this person's father, and he can't watch him being bullied.
It's good to be brave and fight for injustice, but you've gone a little too far. The old man said lightly.
Jing Yu snorted, "You really know how to make a sound, why didn't he see you come out when he bullied the mother and daughter just now." ”
"He's just drunk, who can be without it? On the contrary, you have gone a little too far. ”
The old man was wearing a pale cyan robe, the material was of excellent texture, he looked pampered, and his eyes were very calm.
"Hey! You old bastard!! Jing Yu couldn't help but scold.
"Amitabha, the Buddha has never seen such a shameless person as you." Changqing couldn't help but sigh.
"Heh, the old man is in a good mood today, it's still too late to leave.
If you wait for the old man to make a move, you can't leave even if you want to. The old man calmly took a sip of wine.
Jing Yu turned to the two of them: "What if I really want to hit him?" ”
Changqing nodded, "The poor monk agrees." ”
"Then beat him!"
"Hahaha! It seems that you young people really want to see the strength of the old man. ”
As soon as the old man's words fell, his body drew a beautiful arc and plunged to the ground in a very graceful posture.
Immediately afterwards, Jing Yu and Changqing quickly rushed up and stripped the old man of his knack.
"This one is mine!"
"Mine!"
“.... Don't rob it, you flower monk, you want what you robbed! ”
"Amitabha, Buddha Day: Whoever dares to rob, I will fight with whomever I want!"
"We're still not brothers?"
"Don't talk about feelings and money!"
“.........”
The boy in brocade was wearing a crotch cloth, and he was already so frightened that he didn't dare to move, and he didn't even dare to take a breath.
He naturally recognized this old man, and even his father respected him.
It is said that he is a monk in the middle three realms, but he was beaten like a chicken cub.
Fuck it! These people are not bandits.
It's a bandit!! Definitely a bandit.
In the end, the three finalized the matter of dividing it equally, and then began to discuss what to do with the boy in brocade.
Li Ping'an proposed: "In three sections? ”
"Eight paragraphs, it's easy to handle." Jing Yu said.
"Amitabha, it's still six sections, six or six good luck~"
Boy in Brocade: ..........
"Uncles, spare your lives, spare your lives!"
The boy in brocade hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy loudly.
"I have everything you want, don't kill me, don't kill me."
The three of them discussed for a while and came up with a solution.
"Go back and copy for me the most sacred articles of Confucianism five hundred times."
"Copy the Diamond Sutra five hundred times more."
Li Ping'an: "Copy another 500 different poems, you must copy them yourself, and I will go to your house to find you after three months, if I find anything missing..."
"Thank you uncle for not killing, uncle, rest assured, the small ones will definitely do it, and they will do it."
The boy in brocade hurriedly agreed without saying a word, and the top priority was to save his life.
Li Ping'an said in a daze: "Remember, we have already placed a spell on you, and once you don't complete it on a fixed day, you will bleed to death." ”
The boy in brocade was so frightened that he kowtowed and said, "I know, I know." ”
"Get out!"
The boy in brocade wore a crotch cloth and ran away in a panic under the moonlight.
The three of them looked at the back of the boy in brocade, glanced at each other, and couldn't help laughing.
The moonlight shone through the shade of the trees, leaking a shimmering piece of jade.
Warm a pot of moonlit wine and indulge in the haze.
"See you again in ten years!"
Li Ping'an hummed a small song, "Half a century sells a pot, and the turbid wine is put into the wine gourd."
I don't believe in the promise of the Spring Festival, and I don't get into the trouble of blushing.
I laughed at the sword cloud guest, and I used to get it.
....
Laughing at all living beings in this world, it is not as sober as this old dog. ”
..........
Three days later.
A basin of water was poured on the ground, and after a while it froze.
Uncle Huai was holding a dry cigarette and exhaling cold air.
"This is fucking damn."
"Uncle, it's a little cold in this cold wind, can I rest here with you."
Uncle Huai exhaled a puff of smoke and glanced at the other party.
said: "Can it not be cold?" Just wear such a single dress. ”
Li Ping'an took off his hat and smiled.
"Alright, come in."
Li Ping'an thanked him, and then took Lao Niu, Runtu and Uncle Lao Huai into the house.
"Where did you come from?"
"Northside."
"Vote for relatives, or do you want to do something?"
"Go home." Li Ping'an said casually.
"Why are you still taking these two brutes?" Uncle Huai refers to the leap earth and the old cow.
The old cow and the leap earth glared at him, and said, "Who is the beast?"
"It's a bit boring to walk alone."
"You're here at the right time." Uncle Huai walked into the kitchen, "I'm going to have a meal today, you're here." ”
Li Ping'an smiled, "Then thank you." ”
Uncle Huai was holding a big catfish in his hand.
Li Ping'an said: "Uncle, leave the cooking to me, you can't eat you for nothing." ”
Uncle Huai hesitated slightly, then readily agreed, "Okay! ”
Li Ping'an rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen.
White rice, stewed eggplant with catfish, a bowl of egg drop soup, a bowl of lard, and salted dried radish.
A bite of soup and a bite of rice is really the ultimate enjoyment!
"Well, this fish tastes really good, your craft is good, but it's a pity that it's not enough wine."
Uncle Huai said, his eyes looked at Li Ping'an's waist intentionally or unintentionally.
"Hehe, don't hide it in the next life, let's take a sip."
Li Ping'an smiled: "Uncle, you can't drink this wine, it's too strong." ”
This sentence is too lethal, it is equivalent to telling others, if it doesn't work, you go to the child's table.
"Hey, your uncle and I haven't drunk any wine at such an old age, it's all about drinking!"
Li Ping'an couldn't refuse anymore, and unscrewed the wine gourd with a smile.
Uncle Huai smelled it, good guy, this is much more fragrant than his wine.
A moment later.
"Purr ~ Purr!!"
An earth-shattering snoring sounded.
Uncle Huai lay on the table unconscious.
Li Ping'an smiled faintly, picked up the bowl, and secretly distributed a portion of the rice in the bowl to Lao Niu and Runtu.
One person, one cow and one ru, in this not very quiet snowy night, they spent their dull time like flowing water.
"I think there's too much sauce today."
"Moo~"
"Big brother, I feel that the taste is just right."
Li Ping'an smiled, or the leap earth can speak.
The red dust is thousands of miles, and the smoke curls in the world.
(My ex-girlfriend invited me to Shenyan to see Li Ronghao's concert, and she said that she would have to be decent or something to break up)
(I don't understand what it means, but I still went, after all, there are feelings)
(After listening to Li Ronghao, I had another supper, and when I arrived at the hotel, we chatted purely at night)
(I thought that after the conversation started, even if I broke up, I could still be friends in the future)
(And then at night chatting and chatting and chatting ....) )
(There was lightning and thunder, and the clouds and rain were overturned)