The one hundred and forty-fifth time stealing the drunkard Shangguan Yun

A grand banquet at Deyue Restaurant has begun. The people of Yihefeng Village spontaneously set up a banquet in Deyue Tower, and wanted to feast on pigs and Ermao. Thank them for their care of the villagers!

The people were happy, and Brother Leopard ordered all the brothers to drink openly. The cost doesn't have to be paid by everyone, he pays it alone.

A sumptuous banquet was set up with more than a dozen tables, and the old and young masters had a lively time, ready to guess the boxing order and have a fun drink. What sea cucumber and abalone, dry fried chicken, stir-fried chicken, stewed chicken, mushroom chicken, iron pot lion's head, braised meatballs, Sixi meatballs, braised pork ribs, spicy pork ribs, sweet and sour carp, braised carp and other local famous foods are all on the table.

Some people have already salivated, and when people are unprepared, they quickly grab a delicious piece and quietly throw it in their mouths to find a place where no one is and chew it slowly.

"Boss, bring wine!" Ermao was very happy and beckoned the boss to serve wine.

"It's coming, it's coming!" the waiter ran over with an enthusiastic expression and said, "Excuse me, boss, what kind of wine do you want?"

"What kind of wine do you have?" asked Ermao.

"There's a lot of wine in our store!" the waiter replied with a smile, "I wonder which one do you want?"

"Since you have a lot of alcohol in your store, then please introduce them to me, I have a choice. "Ermao seems to be deliberately teasing the little waiter.

"Okay!" the waiter pointed his fingers and said: "We have Moutai in Guizhou, Wuliangye in Sichuan, Xinghua Village in Shanxi, Jiannanchun, Xianzang Wine, Tongzhi Wine, Chrysanthemum Wine, Zhaizhong Wine, Tingshi Wine, Qianli Drunk,

Riding crab wine, ethereal wine, peach blossom wine, rice wine, tiger bone wine, three whip wine, mountain plant thunder, lotus white, beauty wine, pear blossom spring, zhuyan wine, pomegranate wine, Baxiangqing, Sangluo wine, earth cave spring, stone frozen spring, toad tomb, Langguanqing, Apoqing, Sanle pulp, Jiatong vinegar, alcohol, golden pulp awakening, Qianri spring, Hebei East, Zhonghe Tang, Yanxiangtang, Zhongshan Tang, wrong water, Yurui Tang, Yibai Tang, Zhixun Hall, Jingzhi Hall, Ganlu Hall, Ganhe Wine, Suihan Hall, Pearl Red, Jingzhao Hall, Jianghan Hall, Qingxin Hall, Fengzhou Wine, Qionghuafang, Jindoucheng, Zhuyeqing, Qiuzilu, Pear Blossom Wine, Sitangchun, Yulian Mallet, Zhonghetang, Zhenzhuquan, Huangduchun, Aijitang, Aishantang, Liubuchun, Jinboxiang, Qinhuaichun, Qingxintang, Sizheng Tang, Qingyuantang, Qingbaitang, Lanboxiang, Qinhuaichun, Qingxintang, Fenghechun, Enzhengtang, Qingyuantang, Qingbaitang, Zijinquan, Qinghuatang, Yuanxuntang, Meishoutang, Jimeitang, Shizhouchun, Mulan Tang, Baiyunquan, Tangtang, Xiaojiuquan, Jindouquan, Qingxintang, Chiyangchun, Jinpanlu, Zhongchentang, Jinjiang Spring, Xiaohuatang, Thorn Sesame Wine, Zhuyeqing, Zhixiquan, Jinliantang, Baiyuquan,

Xie Jiahong, Split Zhenchun, Eighteen Immortals, Fragrant Snake Wine, Ancient Spicy Wine, Qingyantang, Zhenzhu Spring, Lianhuaqing, Baiyu Spring, Qingxutang, Baiyunlou, Zhuyeqing, Wutuanchun, Shijelly Spring, Grape Spring, Air-dried Brain, Rose Thunderbolt, Record Paste Pulp, Taoyuan Wine, Xiangyan Wine, Bixiang Wine, Yam Wine, Grape Wine, Huangjing Wine, Atractylodes Wine, Rehmannia Wine, Jupu Wine, Lamb Wine, Songhua Wine, Chrysanthemum Wine, Wujiapi, Sandice Wine, Shaoxing Wine, Jinhua Wine, Yangjiang Spring, Longzhangqing, Yanshu Wine, Lizhi Wine, Twisted Wine, Tianniang Wine, Seven Spice Wine, Longan, Apricot Jelly, Longjiang Roast, Baihua Wine, China Gong, Coptis Liquid, Yinchen Line, Orange Bean Green, Liangxiang Wine, Rose Thunder, Apple Dew, Liu Ling is drunk, there are the blue of the sky, the blue of the earth, the blue of the sea, the Yanghe Daqu, the edge of heaven and earth, and there are Lanling wine, Jingyanggang wine. Jingzhi Liquor, Qiangshutang Liquor, Fan Gong Liquor, Huanghelong, Tuotuojing, Northeast Xiaoyao Daozi Liquor, Tuopai Liquor, Lao Cun Chang Liquor, Beijing Erguotou, and the authentic Lushan Wuliang Liquor with pure flavor. ...... Beer! Our Shandong beer is the most famous! There are Tsingtao beer, Laoshan beer, Yinmai beer, Liuquan beer, Guanghangong beer, amber beer, green and bluesha beer, and so on, a total of 208 kinds of wine! Boss! Which kind of wine do you order?"

"Good! good!" The little waiter reported the name of the wine like this, and won the applause of the whole house!

"Your little sister is really good!" Ermao patted people's shoulders and said, "Good memory, have two hits!"

"Don't praise me," the waiter said with a smile, "You haven't ordered any wine yet!"

"Brother Leopard!" Ermao turned around and called out to Brother Leopard, "Why don't you let this little sister recommend a bar!"

"Stinky boy!" Brother Leopard said, "It's up to you!

"That's good!" Ermao turned back to the waiter and said, "Little sister, there are so many kinds of wine in your store, and we don't know which kind of wine to choose, so why don't you recommend one to us!"

"That's good!" said the waiter, "Ask me to recommend it." I'll recommend you the authentic local liquor Lushan Wuliang! Beer: I recommend you the green and blue sand beer! Isn't there such an advertising slogan; the alpine spring water brews, why not have three more glasses? ”

"Okay! according to you!" Ermao said: "Just drink Lushan five grains!"

"Okay!" the little waiter brought the bottle to open for Ermao.

"I don't need you, I'll do it myself!"

"Hey!" the waiter handed the bottle to Ermao and turned around and left. Ermao took the bottle and wanted to open the cap, but found that the cap had been opened. I threw away the cap of the bottle, felt that the bottle was a little light, and didn't care, only to find that the bottle was empty when I poured the wine.

"I said waiter!" Ermao shouted, "Why is there no wine in the bottle?"

"What?" the boss and the waiter were surprised! The boss said, "No way! How can there be no wine in the bottle that has just been opened?"

"I don't believe you!" Ermao handed the wine bottle to the boss, and the boss took it and looked at it, and sure enough, there was no wine. The boss looks at Ermao, a yellow-haired man, and the yin and yang are weird, not like a good person. said in a skeptical tone: "It's not that little brother, you poured the wine and deliberately took the empty wine bottle to repay the debt, right?"

"Boss, why are you talking?" Ermao quit, the boss greatly hurt Ermao's self-esteem, he suddenly stood up and said very unhappily: "Do you think we are the ones who pay the bills? How much is a bottle of wine worth .......?"

"Boss, why are you talking? Lie to a good person, right?"

"That's it, don't you think that our brothers are not as good as good people to bully?" Qinglongxiu and Di Chengteng stood up suddenly, and the air immediately became tense. The lively atmosphere just now is gone.

"Forget it!" The boss saw that things were not good, and he couldn't afford to provoke them, so he said: "A bottle of wine, I invited." ”

"What do you mean you're invited?" Ermao was furious. He grabbed the boss by the collar and said, "Why are you talking? No wine is no wine, who relies on you for a bottle of wine?"

"Ermao, don't worry, don't worry" Chen Baohua and Liu Wenzhu saw that things were going to make a big fuss. hurriedly came forward to persuade Ermao. Chen Baohua turned back to the boss and said: "Boss! What Brother Ermao said is true, there is really no wine in this bottle, I don't believe you look at the brothers' wine glasses, they are all empty, the waiter took it, Brother Ermao didn't let her open it, and he opened the wine bottle only to find that it was empty." ”

"Yes, boss!" Liu Wenzhu also echoed: "I really didn't lie to you! I don't believe you, ask the waiter if he just brought it?"

The waiter came over and said, "The wine was just opened, he opened it, and I don't know if there is wine or not." ”

"What did I open?" Ermao hurriedly argued, "The bottle cap was already open when I took it." ”

"What you mean by that is that we fool people with empty wine bottles!" The boss stopped again: "You go and visit and ask." When has our shop done that immoral thing? You have to save our reputation!"

"Who will protect your reputation?"

"Brother and brother, don't do it, don't do it!" Liu Wenzhu hurriedly persuaded him.

Brother Leopard just watched coldly, and didn't squeak or stop. Let the brothers scream.

"Boss! I really don't lie to you!" Chen Baohua pulled the boss and emphasized: "This bottle is really no wine, don't believe it, who did you smell one by one who drank?"

"Okay, good, I'll believe you. In fact, the boss also knew in his heart that he had just taken it, and it was not easy to drink it up in such a short time. He turned back to the waiter and said, "You, you hurry up and give everyone a drink, and you have to open the wine for the guests yourself." Don't be lazy. ”

"Yes, boss!" the waiters began to drink. In front of the boss and everyone, the little waiter took out a bottle of wine and opened it. The matter finally calmed down, and with the efforts of Liu Wenzhu and Chen Baohua, everyone sat down again.

When the waiter went to pour the wine, he found that the bottle cap had been opened. The waiter was also a little puzzled. She was even more surprised when she poured wine for the group! There was no wine in the bottle. The boss stood by his side and saw it clearly. There is nothing more to say.

At this time, the other tables also began to shout. It is said that the wine bottle is empty.

"Why don't you have any alcohol?" the waitress was nervous, and she began to realize that she might have really wronged someone. The owner is also aware of this. He was also very strange and surprised, and snatched the bottle to take a closer look. Have to believe that everything is true.

"What's the matter?" Ermao shouted, "Shouldn't this bottle also blame us for relying on you?"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" the boss apologized. He began to realize the seriousness of the problem. While asking the waiter to refill the wine, he went to the bar and took a few more bottles of wine to check, and he was surprised to find that the bottles were all empty. Continue to open the bottle and inspect it. The bottles in the shop were all empty, and they had all been opened.

"What's going on?" the boss wondered! After all, there are a lot of liquor there, and it's worth a lot of money!

"Someone stole my wine!" the boss's words made the store staff nervous. Some people began to speculate and discuss in private.

"Until the matter is clarified, no one in the store is allowed to leave without permission. The boss said, "Every employee in the store is suspicious." ”

The boss's words made everyone more nervous. Everyone was wondering, all of them looked innocent.

Ermao, they also began to wonder. It's incredible. If someone secretly drinks alcohol, they will not drink all the wine in the store. There must be something wrong here.

"Boss!" an employee prompted, "Let's take a look at the surveillance! Don't we have surveillance?"

"Oh, yes, how did I forget that?" the boss excited. At least you can tell from the surveillance who stole the wine in the store. Don't worry about anything to lose.

The boss turned on the surveillance, and everyone gathered around to see for themselves who was so bold to steal so much alcohol from the store. Let so many people suffer so much wrong. The surveillance starts to search the screen directly from the end of the night. On the not very bright and clear surveillance screen, after midnight in the night, an old man with a hunchback began to appear. I saw him walk to the bar without any scruples, pick up the wine bottle at random, open it, and drink it like cold water. After drinking one bottle, screw the cap on the bottle and reopen another bottle, and when you raise your head and raise your neck, it is another bottle.

When the onlookers saw him drink the tenth bottle, their eyes widened. When they saw him drink twenty bottles, they stretched their necks one by one. Thirty bottles, forty bottles, fifty bottles, they were speechless. When the hundred bottles were served, they were all stunned and dumbfounded!

"Is he still human?" all asked.

"He's not human at all!" said Piggy, who had been silent, "He's a drunkard from hell!"

"Ah!" the crowd was speechless.

"This person has the surname Shangguan, and his single name is a cloud character. (To be continued......)