The first day of December.

It is suitable for marriage.

Early in the morning, I heard a commotion in the courtyard.

"Don't you have a good weekend?" Lin Shaowen complained.

"Xu Damao got married today." Lou Xiao'e smiled coquettishly, "Hurry up, let's go out to see the excitement." ”

"What's so nice about getting married." Lin Shaowen said in bed.

"Last time, Xu Damao said that Qin Peiru had a daughter in her belly, and Jia Zhang's quarreled with him......"

Before Lou Xiao'e finished speaking, she saw Lin Shaowen get up with a grunt and start getting dressed.

Jia Zhang's line Xu Damao, that is fun to watch.

"You......"

Lou Xiao'e smiled dumbly, touched her lower abdomen and said, "Baby, you can't grow up like your father in the future." ”

In the yard.

When Lin Shaowen and Lou Xiao'e arrived in a hurry, Xu Damao had already returned with the bride. It's just that as soon as I arrived in the front yard, I was stopped by a group of boys led by a stick terrier.

Xu Damao was wearing a Mao suit today, and Zhang Wan was wearing a red long skirt with a big red flower on her head, which looked quite festive.

"Not allowed." The Terrier shouted.

"Here, give the candy."

Xu Damao beckoned, and Liu Guangfu immediately took out a handful of joy candy and handed it to them.

"Whoever asks for your sugar, ten yuan, if you don't give it, you won't be allowed to enter." The stick terrier knocked over the candy in Liu Guangfu's hand, but the children who followed him all squatted on the ground and began to pick it up.

"Terrier, don't force me to smoke you." Xu Damao gritted his teeth and said.

"Xu Damao, you don't want my grandma to call my grandfather out when you get married, right?"

When the stick terrier said this, the audience was shocked.

Poof!

Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing, if this sentence wasn't instructed by Jia Zhang, he would be willing to jump into the septic tank.

Lou Xiao'e also smiled bitterly, Jia Zhang's family is too damaged.

"Nonsense." Father Xu scolded angrily, "Jia Zhang, that's how you take care of the stick?" ”

Jia Zhang's deaf ears and still sat in front of his house basking in the sun.

"Xu Damao, give money." The stick terrier tilted his head and said.

"Da Mao, what's going on?" Zhang Wan frowned.

"Okay, today is the master's acknowledgement."

Xu Damao gritted his teeth and took out ten yuan.

With Jia Zhang's urine sex, it would be too unlucky if he really came out like this at the wedding.

The stick terrier got the money and ran away happily.

"It's not much, Da Mao, why are you only a good terrier, don't you look down on my family?" Aunt Qian was not happy.

Her grandson is also blocking the door.

"Yes, Xu Damao, what do you mean by that?"

Others also began to accuse.

Xu Damao's head suddenly became as big as a fight, and he hurriedly said, "Aunts, I returned the money to Jia Dongxu, don't make trouble." ”

"Returned?"

The crowd was a little puzzled.

Lin Shaowen couldn't help but look at Xu Damao with admiration, and in terms of on-the-spot reaction, Xu Damao was indeed very good.

"Borrow a fart, he is obviously afraid of Jia Zhang's conjuring spirits." The stupid pillar was on the side, and the yin and yang strange qi dao.

It's no wonder that he is resentful, Xu Damao, a brute, got married, and he didn't invite him to cook. How can he, the "No. 1 chef in Nanluoguxiang", hold his head up in the future?

"Silly pillar, shut up." Xu Damao said with a calm face.

The others thought about it, and their faces sank.

Seeing this, Xu Damao's eyes glanced around, and after seeing Lin Shaowen, he couldn't help shouting, "Brother, you were also there last time I borrowed Jia Dongxu's money, you can prove it to me." ”

Brush!

Everyone's eyes were on Lin Shaowen.

Zhang Wan looked at the butterfly hairpin on Lou Xiao'e's head, and a trace of jealousy flashed in her eyes.

"Well, I prove it." Lin Shaowen smiled indifferently.

"Lin Shaowen, you prove to be a fart." Silly Zhu said sharply, "Who doesn't know in the whole courtyard that you and Xu Damao are wearing a pair of pants." ”

"Put your mother's fart, you just wore the same pants with Lin Shaowen." Xu Damao immediately retorted.

"Lin Shaowen is your father."

"Lin Shaowen is your grandfather."

The two immediately scolded each other, which made the woman's relatives who came to see off their relatives frown.

Zhang Wan was a little surprised, is Lou Xiao'e's husband so popular in the yard? Why everyone seems to hate him so much?

"Can you use another analogy? For example, the green head king eight. Lin Shaowen said quietly.

"Lin Shaowen, fuck you."

Jia Dongxu, who was originally watching the excitement, had a green face, and he wanted to get up angrily, but he forgot the state of his legs, and the whole person fluttered and fell to the ground.

Qin Peiru hurriedly helped him up.

Seeing this, Jia Zhang immediately sat on the ground and began to accumulate strength.

"Jia Zhang, you just received Xu Damao's money."

Lin Shaowen's words made Jia Zhang's sheng hold back the word "old Jia". It's not that she's afraid of Lin Shaowen, but that Xu Damao is glaring at her, as if he wants to eat people.

Yi Zhonghai and the others immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

If it really makes Jia Zhang's trouble, then Xu Damao will not be able to turn the sky upside down.

"You also said that you and Lin Shaowen didn't wear a pair of pants." Silly Zhu sneered.

"Silly pillar, don't detain the basin." Xu Damao said unhappily.

When Lin Shaowen heard this, he couldn't help but look at Jia Zhang's and said quietly, "Jia Zhang's, congratulations, I heard about it...... Qin Peiru gave birth to a daughter? ”

The whole courtyard changed its face.

"Lao Jia, ......"

A loud shout resounded through the courtyard.

Xu Damao looked at Lin Shaowen like a resentful woman, and Zhang Wan's face turned red.

Lin Shaowen smiled slightly, and pulled Lou Xiao'e to sit on the edge of the flower bed and eat melon seeds.

"Lin Shaowen, what are you fooling around?" Father Xu scolded angrily.

"Why don't you go to Jia Zhang's and tell me what? Could it be that I can still gag her? Lin Shaowen took out a cigarette and gave one to Yan Bugui and Yan Jiecheng.

He was about to light a fire when a foreign fire appeared in his mouth.

Hey, Yan Jiecheng has developed a new skill.

"You ......"

Father Xu glared at him hatefully, and then ran to his parents and mourned, "Old sister-in-law, don't you like this, today Da Mao got married, and you also watched him grow up......"

After a basket of good words, Jia Zhang's got up satisfied.

Xu Damao adjusted his mood and was about to take Zhang Wan back to the house, when he suddenly heard Yan Jiecheng speak again.

"Brother Lin, how do you know Qin Peiru's daughter? Do you see that? ”

"No, didn't you listen to Xu Damao?"

After Lin Shaowen stuffed half a pack of cigarettes into him, his face was full of teachable expressions.

"Lao Jia, ......"

Jia Zhang's new round of Great Soul Summoning Technique was opened, but this time Yan Jiecheng was also scolded.

Yan Jiecheng was carried back to the house by Yan Bugui with a black face.

"What's the matter with you? How was Lin Shaowen used as a gun......"

Before he finished speaking, there were five panda cigarettes in front of him.

"Dad, what did you just say?" Yan Jiecheng's tone was proud.

"Contact Lin Shaowen more, I heard that he has just been rated as a 'young pacesetter' by the factory, which is good for your future development."

After Yan Bugui finished speaking, he took Yan Jiecheng in his hand, took out half a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and then threw the remaining five cigarettes to him.

"Dad, why are you ...... like this?"

Yan Jiecheng wanted to cry and shouted without tears.

Yu Li, who followed up, couldn't help but shake her head, she was really blind and married Yan Jiecheng.