Chapter 145: I almost drowned
Qin Zhong finally reluctantly took out the degree certificate from his bag at any time and handed it to Lin Shaowen.
Lin Shaowen looked at the big red degree certificate, and his heart was full of mixed feelings.
Unexpectedly, he actually became a doctor.
After the matter was put into trouble, Qin Zhong and Zhang Yuyang scolded and took An Yiming away.
After Lin Shaowen sent them to the door, he couldn't help but be a little amused when he looked at the car that was driving away.
These old men, how can they not look like they don't look big.
He turned his head back to the yard, only to see several aunts chatting in the yard.
"Yo, Minister Lin, sent the guests away?" The three mothers said with a smile.
"Hmm."
Lin Shaowen smiled and nodded.
"Some people don't have the ability, but their kung fu is first-class." Jia Zhang's Yin Yang Strange Qi Dao.
Lin Shaowen spread his hands and was too lazy to take care of her.
It's just that he was just about to go home to rest, when suddenly the stick terrier threw something at him. After he subconsciously dodged away, he only heard a "bang", which startled him.
"Hey, stick terrier, how can firecrackers be thrown at people?" Lin Shaowen said dissatisfied.
"I'll lose you, I'll lose you." The stick terrier said with his neck tilted.
"Little bunny, come here......"
Lin Shaowen was just about to reach out to catch him, but was blocked by Jia Zhang's family.
"Lin Shaowen, what's the matter with you?" Jia Zhang said disdainfully, "You are such a big person, what do you care about with children?" ”
"He threw firecrackers at people, what if something happened?" Lin Shaowen frowned.
Now there is no talk of controlling the amount of gunpowder used in firecrackers, the firecrackers are loud and powerful, even if they are only small firecrackers, and the explosion will hurt at most on the body. But now there are still guns with the thickness of a baby's arm on sale, and it's not uncommon for that thing to blow up and break hands.
"He's still a kid." Jia Zhangshi pouted, "You are one hundred and eighty pounds, and you are still worried about a child, you have grown such a big man for nothing?" ”
Seeing this, Lin Shaowen rolled his eyes, turned around and went out.
Jia Zhang's was like a victorious rooster, and he glanced at the stick terrier, and the stick terrier immediately understood, and followed out with a stick of incense and firecrackers, obviously going towards Lin Shaowen.
"Jia Zhang, Lin Shaowen was actually restrained by you, it's okay." An aunt said happily.
Since Lin Shaowen came to the hospital, this is the first time he has suffered a loss.
"He was going to dare to say another word just now, and I tore him directly." Jia Zhang said triumphantly.
"Otherwise, I'll also let Guangtian buy some artillery ......" The second aunt was quite moved.
She hates Lin Shaowen now, but her teeth are itching, if it weren't for Lin Shaowen's nonsense, their family would definitely have to pay for the glass last time.
"Broad Days, it's not a terrier, if he dares to do that...... It is estimated that he will be beaten to death by Lin Shaowen. Aunt Yi said with a smile.
The second aunt thought about it and felt that it made sense.
Liu Guangtian is a big man, and Lin Shaowen's vivid hand is not ambiguous.
A few people talked and laughed, but only the three mothers were a little uneasy in their hearts.
streets, public toilets.
Lin Shaowen bought a few cannons, and after going to the toilet to see if there was no one, he lit one and threw it into the septic tank.
Rumble!
There was a loud bang, and the "mud" was everywhere.
looked stupid at the stick terrier hiding on the side and peeking, why didn't he expect to come to the toilet to shoot a gun?
Lin Shaowen lost two more cannon battles, and his blood boiled when he saw the terrier.
After Lin Shaowen finished the artillery battle, he clapped his hands, turned around and walked towards the courtyard, but he didn't take two steps, he went around and hid in the corner to watch secretly.
Really.
No boy can resist the temptation of "fried".
I saw that the stick terrier kept throwing cannons at the septic tank, and every time the firecracker exploded, he would cheer.
Lin Shaowen looked at it for a while, and when the stick terrier put the firecrackers almost off, he dropped a dollar on the ground, and then turned around and walked towards the yard.
The stick terrier who finished the firecrackers was going home dejectedly, and suddenly saw the money on the ground, and his eyes lit up.
He thought of the cannon battle that Lin Shaowen bought, and immediately became excited.
Late at night.
Lou Xiao'e was rubbing Lin Shaowen's shoulder, and Lin Shaowen was a little drowsy.
Suddenly.
Rumble!
A loud bang resounded throughout the courtyard.
Lin Shaowen immediately lifted his spirits, and got up and dressed without saying a word.
Lou Xiao'e looked at her excited husband, a little crying and laughing.
"Lin Shaowen, come out quickly......"
Qin Peiru's voice sounded outside the door, very urgent.
"What are you doing in the middle of the night?" Lin Shaowen grabbed Lou Xiao'e, who was about to open the door.
"Come out quickly, the stick terrier is going to be beaten to death." Qin Peiru said with a crying voice.
Lin Shaowen rubbed for another minute before opening the door with a straight face.
"Lin Shaowen, ...... Go and save the terrier. Qin Peiru cried so much that it rained.
Backyard.
"Whoa, whoa......"
The stick terrier was being beaten on the ground by Liu Guangfu and Xu Damao, and Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiekuang were beating Jia Dongxu. The second aunt grabbed Jia Zhang's hair, and the third aunt slapped her.
"Lin Shaowen, hurry up and persuade." Yi Zhonghai said urgently, "If you continue to fight like this, I'm afraid you will kill people." ”
"Why don't you let the stupid pillar persuade you." Lin Shaowen pouted.
Hearing this, the stupid pillar who was silent on the side immediately shrunk his neck, brushed off his responsibility and said, "Lin Shaowen, don't talk nonsense, this matter has nothing to do with me." ”
"Aren't you good buddies with Jia Dongxu, he was beaten, and you didn't go to help?" Lin Shaowen teased.
"It's not a good buddy's business, it's mainly that the stick terrier has gone too far." Silly Zhu sighed, "In the middle of the night, this kid threw cannons into the toilet......"
Poof!
Lou Xiao'e couldn't help laughing, she was sure that this thing must have been done by Lin Shaowen.
I don't know how Jia Zhang offended him again.
Lin Shaowen took a closer look at Xu Damao and found that half of his body was full of colorful things, not to mention, he still had some colorful things on his face. Zhang Wan, who had always protected him, was retching on the side, obviously disgusting.
"No, this Xu Damao is still excusable, so what happened to Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiecheng?" Lin Shaowen was puzzled.
"Tell me more." Silly Zhu said quietly, "The second master was startled, his foot slipped, and he got stuck in the squatting pit, when everyone pulled him up...... Don't say it, the second uncle is quite white. ”
Poof!
Many people who were watching the excitement couldn't help but laugh.
"Silly pillar, you're fucking white."
Bangs hid in anger at the door of the house and scolded, but he didn't come out, obviously he had no face to see people.
"What about the three masters?" Lin Shaowen said curiously.
"As soon as the cannon fire rang out, Yan Laoxi was startled, hit the wall, and fainted on the spot." Silly Zhu said with palpitations, "Fortunately, we went quickly, his head was planted in the urinal pool...... I almost drowned. ”
Lin Shaowen's face turned red, and his thighs were almost blue.
Lou Xiao'e was lying on Lin Shaowen's body, leaning back and forth with a smile.