Chapter 13 Hell Jokes, Buckle 1 Buddha Forgive You
There was just some speculation on the Internet, but when I refreshed it again, all those comments were gone.
Just then, a line of words appeared on the screen:
[mOmO Request Connection]
There is an unwritten rule for live streaming platforms:
The number one can be connected to the anchor's video.
And the anchor can't refuse.
If you refuse, you will be refunded the fee for the tip.
The appearance area can be described as the "hardest hit area".
In order to be the number one on the list, several big brothers killed their red eyes, and the gifts seemed to be rewarded as if they didn't want money.
Just to connect with the anchor video.
Chen Xinyi immediately discovered a new angle of bar refinement.
"Qin Wanyin, this person can't be your fan, right? Director, is the director here, can fan tips be counted in the income of part-time jobs? ”
The director was CUe and joined the discussion.
He cleared his throat and looked at Qin Wanyin, "Our show focuses on reality, if this mOmO is really your fan, and the reward gift is just to connect with you on video, then this money will not be counted in your labor income today." ”
Qin Wanyin wondered, "According to what you say, Qi Heng and Liu Yiyi next door seem to be selling oranges live, right?" ”
"Yes."
"So how do you make sure that all the people who consume are passers-by, not fans?"
The director of "......" was dumbfounded.
Half an hour ago, the news of Qin Wanyin's live broadcast teaching of Chinese characters reached the ears of the other three groups.
They also followed suit and started live broadcasting.
Qi Heng and Liu Yiyi's group are the best.
They only broadcast live for a while, and they sold a thousand catties of oranges.
Oranges are 9.9 per catty, without postage, and the total turnover is nearly 10,000 yuan.
If Qin Wanyin is canceled from the results, then there is no surprise that the first place today will be them.
The director explained, "People sell fruits, and the audience gets products that match the price. ”
Qin Wanyin spoke, "Knowledge is priceless. ”
Director: "But the Chinese classes on the market are priced, and a small class only costs 500 yuan, and there are no leeks for vermicelli." ”
Qin Wanyin: "Then say so, the oranges on the evening are 19.9 pounds and five catties are also free shipping, they are nine yuan and nine pounds, and they don't even include freight, isn't this cutting vermicelli leeks?" ”
“……”
The director "died".
Qin Wanyin won a big victory and connected to the mOmO connection.
In the picture, a simple middle-aged woman emerged.
Her hair was tied behind her head, a few distinct strands of gray hair could be seen, she was wearing a floral shirt, she was slightly chubby, and her skin was dark.
[To take the liberty of saying it, this aunt doesn't look like a person who gives 90,000 gifts]
[It is estimated that the aunt's child gave a reward, the child is not sensible, and the aunt knows about it and wants to return the gift. 】
Chen Xinyi's face appeared with joy again.
There are clear regulations on live broadcasts, prohibiting minors from tipping.
But I can't stand the child's cleverness, and I have already memorized the payment password of the adult's bank card.
When these parents find that their bank cards are less than 100,000, they will chase them to the anchor's live broadcast room, and the words scolding the anchor are particularly ugly.
The name MOmO sounds like a screen name that a child would take.
Chen Xinyi reassured:
"Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, we will persuade her to return this money to you."
The middle-aged woman on the screen looked puzzled and muttered in a low voice:
"Weird! Teacher Qin was beautiful in the live broadcast just now, how did he change after connecting......"
Chen Xinyi: "? ”
Is this the connotation that she looks ugly?
"I forgot to turn off the screen." Qin Wanyin turned off the sharing screen and cut the camera back to herself.
On the screen, she has a plain face, her supple black hair tied back, and she wears a simple white shirt.
There is no decoration on his body, but he is so beautiful that it makes people feel bright.
The middle-aged woman smiled, "That's right, Teacher Qin looks handsome!" ”
Chen Xinyi: "......"
Chuangchuang has been thanked.
["How has it changed"]
[Chen Xinyi laughed at me to death, I have been slapped in the face, and I have never been surpassed. 】
[The characters who will never survive the ending song in the palace fight drama, who will read Chen Xinyi's book? ] 】
Qin Wanyin took the initiative to ask, "Auntie, what do you call it?" ”
"My surname is Mo, and I am a big Mo."
[I almost thought my aunt was scolding me.] 】
[Haha, so my aunt's screen name is mOmO! 】
[Anyway, Auntie looks a little familiar! ] 】
[Don't all the aunts around me look like this? ] 】
Ms Mok continued:
"I want to thank Mr. Qin today."
"I'm in the sauce business, and thanks to the secret recipe passed down from my ancestors, the business is still booming. Just last year, my husband suddenly filed for divorce and asked me to sign the divorce agreement. ”
"At first, I thought he was someone outside, but then I asked around and found out that he was sick, lung cancer."
"He didn't want to drag me down, so he chose to divorce."
[What a man! 】
[I wish Uncle Hurry up and get better! 】
[But what does this have to do with Qin Wanyin's live broadcast room? ] Could it be that this aunt is a genius through the ages, who learned Chinese characters for seven days, penetrated ancient and modern medical books, and saved her terminally ill husband? 】
Qin Wanyin's eyebrows moved, as if she had thought of something.
"Aunt Mo, your husband is not sick, and that divorce agreement is actually a secret recipe transfer agreement, right?"
"Yes, yes! That's it! ”
Ms. Mo was excited.
She didn't have any sense of precaution at the time, and just as she was about to sign, she saw the words "formula transfer".
It is a word that Qin Wanyin has taught in the live broadcast room.
"I kept an eye on it, and under the pretext that I was in a hurry, I took the contract to a friend."
"Only then did I know where this is a divorce agreement, and it is clearly a patent transfer."
If she really signed it, then if she wants to produce sauce in the future, she must get her husband's authorization, otherwise she will face a lawsuit.
This not only wants her money, but also her life!
Ms. Mo still has lingering palpitations when she talks about this.
In the barrage, many people left messages:
[It's so poisonous for a man! ] 】
[Auntie, I'm a lawyer, I can help you fight a divorce lawsuit! ] 】
Ms. Mo smiled.
"Thank you for your kindness, but you probably don't need to."
"When he saw that I was suspicious of him, he wanted to kill me and changed my asthma spray. Fortunately, I had spare medicine, but he didn't die, so he drove away in a panic, got into a car accident halfway, and fell into the river. ”
Qin Wanyin commented: "There is really no need to divorce, I am widowed directly." ”
Hell jokes, buckle 1 Buddha forgive her.
Ms. Mo smiled:
"Yes, so I came to thank Teacher Qin."
"There's nothing to give, if Mr. Qin is willing, I would like to ask you to be our spokesperson for Mo Ji Food."
[Wait, don't remember?! 】
[Don't remember! Is it Mo Ji that I went from a snack to a big, national-level sauce? Is it a must-have for overseas travelers to relieve homesickness? Is it Mo Kee, who recently built a theme playground? 】
[Didn't you hear a while ago that several traffic flowers grabbed this national endorsement? ] It seems to include Liu Yiyi ......]
[I'll just say why this aunt is so familiar! ] She is the founder of Mo Ji, the 100th in the national wealth list, beating 99.999999% of the country's rich aunts! 】
[What an aunt, call sister! ] 】