Chapter 285: Eat and drink for nothing

Qin Huairu and the others didn't ask where the crab came from, Lin Shaowen's magical powers were vast and they had already understood. After all, when I got married, there were several ministers and deputy ministers, not to mention academicians.

"Shaowen, I still want to eat ......," Qin Jingru said coquettishly.

"Then eat, there's so much more." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

"No, I want to eat tomorrow too." Qin Jingru said with a red face.

"Yes."

Lin Shaowen nodded dotingly.

He naturally knew that women would be cold after eating crabs, but for him, a half-hung "miracle doctor", it was not easy to treat this thing.

You don't need to take any medicine, just a few stitches.

"You're so nice." Qin Jingru hugged him and kissed him.

"Don't make trouble, make me ......," Lin Shaowen scolded with a smile.

Just when the four of them were enjoying themselves, suddenly the bell under the eaves rang again.

"It's so annoying, who is it?" Yu Haitang said dissatisfied.

She's only got the second one.

Outside the door.

Yu Haitang was opening the door, and he didn't have time to say anything.

Xu Damao and his family took Yan Jiefang and their two and immediately rushed inside.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Yu Haitang roared angrily and immediately chased after him.

"Lao Lin, I'm coming to you for a drink again." Xu Damao carried two bottles of Moutai, leaned over to the table to take a look, and immediately gasped, "Good guy, such a big hairy crab?" Yangcheng Lake's? ”

"Lao Xu, I have a little knowledge." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

"Lin Shaowen, you can get us some hairy crabs too, and you can open them at any price." Zhang Wan swallowed.

"Don't make a fuss, where am I going to get this thing? It's not enough for begonias to eat. Lin Shaowen shook his head and said.

"Lao Lin, why don't we have a drink with crabs?" Xu Damao licked his old face and said.

He's really greedy.

After eating a meal of hairy crabs at Sijiuzhang's house a few days ago, he was a little obsessed, although the crab was not a quarter the size of the table, and he only got two.

"How can you do that?" Qin Huairu was dissatisfied, "We just started eating, and you guys rushed in." ”

"Qin Huairu, you are the same as us, that is, you are a mixed eater and drinker." Xu Damao snorted coldly, "My buddy at least brought wine, but it's different from what you eat white food." ”

"Xu Damao, I have a good relationship with Sister Qin, I'm happy to ask her to eat together, can you take care of it?" Yu Haitang retorted.

"Hey, you're so generous." Xu Damao changed his face and said, "Mrs. Lin, I don't eat you for nothing, didn't I bring wine?" ”

"Hmph."

Yu Haitang didn't bother to take care of him, sat back on the table and continued to eat.

The atmosphere was awkward for a while.

"Lao Xu, I'll test you, if you answer correctly, I'll invite you to eat crabs." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

"You say...... Dude doesn't have anything, just a little bit of knowledge. Xu Damao patted his chest and said.

"What is the best wine to pair with hairy crabs?" Lin Shaowen tilted his head and said.

"This ......"

Xu Damao was suddenly embarrassed.

He was born as a worker, how can he know these doorways?

"Rice wine, I have it at home, I'll go back and get it right away." Zhang Wan immediately shouted.

"Okay, you've passed."

Lin Shaowen nodded with a smile.

Zhang Wan didn't say a word, rushed home, and within a few minutes, she came back with a large jar of rice wine.

Yan Jiefang looked at Lin Shaowen pitifully, while Yu Li glared at Yu Haitang fiercely.

"Sister, don't look at me, just these things, my family doesn't have enough to eat." Yu Haitang pouted.

"Sister Bai hurts you." Yu Li pinched Yu Haitang.

"Okay, the eldest sister is not an outsider, let's sit down and eat together." Lin Shaowen greeted.

Yan Jiecheng and Yu Li were pardoned and immediately sat down obediently.

"Just be generous." Yu Haitang muttered.

"That's it, that's just a lot." Qin Jingru was also dissatisfied.

Qin Huairu didn't speak, just glanced at him resentfully.

"Come, Lao Lin, let's go one."

Xu Damao, who was holding the bowl, said with a smile, "In our courtyard, the only person I admire Xu Damao is you, Lin Shaowen." Everyone says you're stingy, but in my opinion, who can be as generous as you? ”

"Are you praising me or hurting me?" Lin Shaowen couldn't help but laugh and touched him.

"Of course it's a compliment on you." Xu Damao said with a straight face, "Don't look at the group of people in our courtyard who are full of benevolence and morality, let alone such a precious hairy crab, they may not be willing to give up an egg." ”

"It's understandable that everyone is in poor condition." Lin Shaowen smiled.

Yu Li and Yan Jiecheng didn't speak, they just kept biting the crab and almost didn't swallow their tongues.

"Come, Lin Shaowen, I will also toast you." Zhang Wan raised the bowl and said with a smile, "I didn't understand why Lou Xiao'e would marry you before, but now it seems that she still has a vision." ”

I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

Lin Shaowen doesn't look like he is stingy in the courtyard, no one can bully him. But if you can really be friends with him, it is actually a very happy thing, and Lin Shaowen will never care.

She was sure that even if she and Xu Damao couldn't answer today, Lin Shaowen would definitely not drive them away.

"If you mention Lou Xiao'e in front of my ex-wife and current wife, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to leave this courtyard?" Lin Shaowen joked.

"What's there to be afraid of, it's a big deal that I'm pressing you." Zhang Wanhao said coolly.

"Go, who wants you." Yu Haitang muttered.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's a big deal that I'll also press you, let's be neighbors." Xu Damao said happily.

"Neuropathy."

Lin Shaowen drank it all with a smile.

Twenty crabs don't look like much, and they don't have much meat in their mouths, but it can be a bit time-consuming to eat, especially when this group of people can't wait to chew up the crab shells and swallow them.

Thereupon.

After the five-pound rice wine bottomed out, the crab was finally finished.

Zhang Wan and Xu Damao were both drunk, while Yan Jiefang and Yu Li kept licking their lips, quite unsatisfied.

Yu Haitang had a gloomy face, looking very unhappy.

Although Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru were not so obvious, their expressions were also a little ugly.

"Uncle, Yu Li and I will send Xu Damao and Zhang Wan back." Yan Jiecheng said with a very good look.

"Well, I'm sorry for you." Lin Shaowen nodded with a smile.

"Yes, you and your aunt should rest early."

After Yan Jiecheng had eaten and drunk enough, he immediately retreated.

Yu Li didn't dare to look at Yu Haitang's eyes the whole time, but just lowered her head and helped Zhang Wan to walk out.

"It's so damnable, they're not allowed to come in next time." Yu Haitang slapped the table fiercely.

"That's it, how can there be such a person." Qin Jingru was also dissatisfied.

She could have eaten five, but now she has only eaten three.

"Shaowen, I still want to eat." Qin Huairu took Lin Shaowen's hand and shook it.

"I want to eat it too."

Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang said in unison.

"I can't help it."

Lin Shaowen sighed, got up and walked towards the door.

Seeing this, the three of them immediately cheered.

It's night.

The table was full of twenty hairy crabs again, and this time, no matter how Yan Jiecheng knocked on the door, Yu Haitang didn't hear it, and even took down the bell.

Want to eat and drink for nothing? Neither can my own sister.