Chapter 163: Cool Explosion! There are ventriloquists in Beijing

This scene entertained the audience in front of the screen.

[Is this still my weak wife who can't take care of herself!] It's so handsome! 】

[Who said that the night is wood!] Call her Protector in the future! 】

[Why do I think Lu Miya has a little tea? 】

[Be confident, get rid of the bits!] 】

[This is the love that goes both ways! 】

[Chi Lie and Qi Heng: Didn't anyone speak up for us??? 】

[I'm sorry, you are part of their play~]

There is no harm without contrast.

Compared with Qi Heng and Chi Lie, who were smashed by cakes and danced like gorillas, Lu Jianye was dressed in a gray suit, and the metal cufflinks on the cuffs reflected the noble light, just like the young master of Shanghai Tang who crossed over from the Republic of China.

The beauty is eye-catching, Qin Wanyin couldn't help but glance at him more.

On the other side, Qi Heng was angry after hearing Lu Jianye's speech in the tea gas.

His vision was blurry, and he could vaguely see Chi Lie beside him who was covered with chocolate cake.

He scooped a piece of slimy chocolate cream from Chi Lie's face and threw it out indiscriminately.

The chocolate color is tempting on the cake.

It can be used in other occasions - when it still appears in a thin and sticky form, it is disgusting.

When Qin Wanyin saw this scene, she thought of a video out of time.

It was a person who was playing in the playground and was scared to pull.

For a time, the sky was all over the place.

The people on the ground squeaked in fright, and they were all running desperately to avoid this Resident Evil......

It's a pity that there is no way to hide.

When she swiped that video, she was smiling.

And now, guess why she didn't laugh?

Seeing the brown cream like a scattered flower of the Heavenly Maiden hitting the sky, the illusion became a golden halo in the sky, and the sweetness of the cream in the air became unbearable.

Qin Wanyin was sick to her stomach.

And in the next second, the crisp aroma filled the tip of her nose.

Like a mint leaf in a mojito, like a pine scent in the snow.

She raised her eyes and met Lu Jianye's clean eyes, their eyes were deep and reflected her reflection.

The heart seemed to miss a beat, and then it thumped wildly.

She raised her hand and covered her eyes.

And the soft palm was fanned by the slender eyelashes, numb, and half of the arm was crispy.

She let go of her hand and met Lu Jianye's eyes again.

It may be that she was too anxious just now, pressing down on his eyes, and the eyes with a peach blossom outline were slightly red and covered with a layer of mist.

Bang bang bang –

The heart was beating violently again.

The smart bracelet on the wrist came with a didi-di-di.

She turned to clutch her heart.

She couldn't stay up all night any longer, or she would die suddenly if she didn't get her pension back.

Qi Heng is still there, and the goddess scatters flowers.

Qin Wanyin couldn't stand it anymore and kicked him into the swimming pool of the open-air banquet venue.

Qi Heng's eyes were full of cream, and he suddenly lost his balance, he tried hard to catch something, so he caught Chi Lie, and Chi Lie happened to catch Ji Tinglin who was passing by.

The program team is playing music, and the lyrics sing: "String your heart, my heart, a string of ......"

Poof!

Poof!!

Puff !!

Three people fell into the water in a string, which was very appropriate.

The water splashed and splashed on the ground.

Qin Wanyin commented: "The old man in Tianjin dives, and the splash is smaller than yours. ”

On the shore, sooner or later, I didn't feel sorry for my brother at all, and I took pictures with my mobile phone, and when I met someone, I said: "My brother fell into the water!" ”

The tone is happy!

And Mrs. Qi is gone!

The well-maintained face showed anger, "Qin Wanyin, you're crazy!" How can you push Xiao Heng into the water, you are too vicious! ”

Qin Wanyin looked at the waist-high water level in the pool, and couldn't say a word, "Mrs. Qi, if you are so worried about your son, remember to tie him a leash next time you go out." ”

Mrs. Qi: "......"

Where did she think that Qin Wanyin would not give her face in front of the camera, her face was embarrassed, "Qin Wanyin, is this how you talk to your elders?" ”

Qin Wanyin smiled.

Then a cake smashed over.

Mrs. Qi screamed.

Facing Mrs. Qi, whose little face was white, Qin Wanyin was very respectful, and bent down at 90 degrees, "I don't have quality, I'm sorry!" ”

[No quality, but polite! ] 】

[I'm sorry, please Auntie, eat the cake (pick up the cake) (smash) Oops, Auntie, why did you eat it, I'll get you a new one (bow) (continue to pick up the cake) (smash)]

[Learning is wasted! During the Chinese New Year, my relatives taught me, so I invited them to eat cake! 】

On the other side, the Liu family couldn't stand it.

Father Liu sneered, "Qin Wanyin is really uneducated. ”

"Yes." Liu's mother rolled her eyes, "It's worthy of coming out of a small family, and her parents were killed by her, it's just a broom star." ”

Qin Wanyin's ears moved.

Hearing the Liu family talking about her parents, she walked over with two cakes.

When Father Liu saw it, he was so frightened that he took a few steps back, "You, what are you going to do?" ”

Qin Wanyin smiled, "Of course, I invite Mr. Liu to eat cake!" ”

She squeezed a small red cake in her left hand and a small green cake in her right hand to make a sandwich biscuit directly for Father Liu.

Father Liu: "! ”

Seeing Qin Wanyin bullying his father, the eldest brother of the Liu family was furious, "Qin Wanyin, don't be embarrassed!" ”

Bang Dang!

Qin Wanyin opened the bow left and right again and made a second sandwich biscuit.

Liu Mu: "You! ”

The third cookie!

Liu Yiyi: "Qin Wanyin, you're almost done-"

Fourth cookie!

Seeing this, the younger brother of the Liu family wanted to run.

was pulled back by Qin Wanyin and made into the fifth sandwich biscuit.

It's red and green, and it's very festive!

She looked at her masterpiece with satisfaction, "A family, just to be neat~"

Losing face is secondary.

The main thing is that this cake is not strawberry and matcha flavored, but chili and wasabi flavored!

They are not spicy, they plop and jump into the water like dumplings.

And Qin Wanyin looked at the camera with a smile:

"In the golden autumn of September, I am here to pay tribute to the audience for an early year! Let's go down together, dumplings, and children! ”

Audience: Crazy! Qin Wanyin is crazy!

Liu Family: Crazy! Qin Wanyin she's crazy!

They originally thought that they could escape the catastrophe by going into the water, but at this moment, the three conspicuous Bao brothers of the Qin family came with a red bucket.

"Get out of the way at night!"

Qin Wanyin staggered.

Then she saw a red bucket of toads being thrown into the pool in a graceful arc.

The people in the pool screamed in fright.

Toad! It's a wet, ugly toad!

It's all over the pool!

They were scared, and the toad was scared enough by them.

The toads were stressed and began to crawl on the humans in droves.

"Help!"

Mrs. Liu was about to climb to the shore, but she was pulled by her younger son's legs, and she was forced to step back into the water and went ashore by herself.

Of course, Qin Wanyin would not let them go ashore easily.

took a cake and smashed it on the face of Liu Yiyi's younger brother.

The boy was flipped over in the water again.

The four brothers and sisters of the Qin family seem to be playing an immersive game of whack-a-mole, coming up one to fight one, and two to play a pair, having a lot of fun.

For a while, one person shouted, everyone also shouted, women's cries, children's crying, scolding, snatching, splashing water, whirring wind, the sound of the Qin family brothers and sisters kicking people into the water, mixed with the sound of crying for help, the sound of the sound was in the ears. *

Those who are good ventriloquists in Beijing can't imitate such a lively sound.

It's really New Year!