Chapter 214: The Emperor's New Incense, Everyone Who Smelled It Spit It Out
Hearing that this bottle of perfume could help Qi Heng, the queen couldn't help but praise Liu Ruyu.
It would be nice if Qin Wanyin could be half as smart and intelligent as Liu Ruyu.
Thinking of this, the queen was a little more dissatisfied with Qin Wanyin.
commanded, "This palace is tired, Wanyin, you can serve this soup today." ”
Qin Wanyin's eyes moved, and she saw the queen's thoughts.
The queen has always drunk this nourishing soup when it is a little cold.
The white porcelain bowl has a hot wall, and there is no saucer, so the waiter needs to hold the bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other.
A bowl of drinking, to say the least, will take about ten minutes.
She is not a ruthless iron hand, how can she stand this hot soup bowl?
The audience also saw the doorway.
[This has to be served? Do you have no hands? 】
[The queen Bacheng thought that Liu Ruyu was useful, so she didn't look down on us late, and she really crossed the river and demolished the bridge. 】
[I'm so angry, Qi Gou was full of fat and powder, and he was originally in cahoots with Liu Ruyu, why was he punished late and late? 】
[Old witch, you wait and regret it! 】
[Wanwan is a woman who wants to be the crown princess, the queen wants to be a daughter-in-law every night, and she can't look down on Wanwan! ] 】
[Queen, don't worry, Liu Ruyu will soon be Miss Xiangfu, you are satisfied! ] You'll soon have a good daughter-in-law! 】
[Is it a virtuous helper who delivers horse urine? 】
[Qi Gou is watching his mother bully Wanwan from the side, it's disgusting! ] 】
Qin Wanyin picked up the bowl.
Then, the bottom of the bowl was poured on the queen's face.
"Ahh The screams rang out instantly.
The queen covered her face and got up, the skin exposed between her fingers was frighteningly red.
[Cool! Sister Qin is too reckless! 】
[She did what I wanted to do but didn't dare to do!] 】
[But that's the queen!] Won't you be punished for being late? 】
Everyone present didn't react for a while.
Qi Heng was the first to come back to his senses, and immediately commanded, "Water!" Go get ice water! ”
The palace maids and eunuchs woke up like a dream and immediately went to the ice room to get ice.
And the queen can't wait.
It's burning! Her face is going to burn!
She ran into the yard regardless of her image and plunged into the pot of raising lotus with her face.
This extinguished the burning feeling on his face.
Qi Heng immediately went up, "Queen Mother, are you okay?" ”
The queen got up from the vat, her delicate and noble hair bun scattered, and the emerald green lotus leaves stuck to her hair, reflecting the red face that looked extraordinary......
Rustic and pristine.
The queen is furious!
She angrily walked up to Qin Wanyin and raised her hand.
Just as the slap was about to fall on Qin Wanyin's face, the queen suddenly let out a strange sound of "quack".
Immediately after, a small koi fish spit out of his mouth.
“……”
The scene is weird and funny.
Qin Wanyin couldn't help laughing.
The queen raised her hand again, and there was another "quack".
This time a little frog popped out.
Qin Wanyin strategically leaned back.
Good guy, there's a biological chain living in this tank.
She was afraid that she would laugh out loud and make the scene even worse.
"Humph!"
A loud pig cry resounded through the yard.
Qin Wanyin was shocked!
Could it be that the queen spit out another pig?
If this is the case, it will not be a simple biological chain, but a cosmic black hole.
She immediately looked at the queen and saw no pigs.
Then he looked at the ground again, but there were no pigs in sight.
Qin Wanyin thought that she had auditory hallucinations, and recalled the direction of the pig's cry just now and looked over.
found Liu Ruyu standing at the end.
Liu Ruyu's face turned red.
Yes, the loud pig cry just now was made by her laughter.
She didn't want to laugh, but it was really funny.
Who can pop a frog out of their mouth!!
The audience couldn't laugh either.
[Last Friday, our homeroom teacher was angry on the podium, very serious! As a result, he pursed his mouth and said that the 'multimedia classroom' was 'the classroom with beautiful legs', and I couldn't help laughing, and the teacher's face turned green. 】
[Who knows, we had a regular meeting on Monday, and the supervisor fell, and as a result, my brain twitched, and I said a sea bull! I just said it, and I ended up laughing at myself, and laughed loudly. 】
[People with low laughs like it hard!] 】
Qin Wanyin couldn't hold back because of this magical pig cry and laughed.
Until a cold blade was attached to her neck.
It's Qi Heng.
Qi Heng's eyes were cold, "Qin Wanyin, you dare to burn your mother, are you dying?" ”
Qin Wanyin innocently, "Just now I accidentally heard the conversation between the queen and Miss Liu outside the curtain, Niangniang said that after using Miss Liu's mask, His Majesty praised Niangniang for her youthful demeanor, and Miss Liu also said that she wanted to make a mud mask with her own hands." ”
As she spoke, she looked at the queen again.
"Niangniang, you are the master of the harem, you have always been the most benevolent, you have never had to be served by anyone to take soothing soup, I heard that some people are accustomed to serving and drinking medicine to rub the juniors or subordinates, and Niangniang is naturally not this kind of person."
"Therefore, Niangniang suddenly said that she wanted me to serve this medicine just now, and I thought that this bowl of soup medicine was the mud mask in Miss Liu's mouth, so it would be applied to your face."
[A serious nonsense! 】
[Support Wanwan, we are ancient people in Wanwan, where do we know what the mud film looks like, and it is understandable to admit mistakes! ] 】
[That's it!] If the queen does it herself and doesn't call others, where will she be burned! So, all this is the fault of the rotten feudal monarchy! 】
Qi Heng clenched his teeth, "Qin Wanyin, you still dare to talk nonsense, do you really think that Gu will not dare to kill you?" ”
Qin Wanyin looked sincere, "I treat His Royal Highness with a heart that can be seen by the sun and the moon, how can I be disrespectful to the queen?" ”
Qi Heng raised his knife and paused.
That's true.
Qin Wanyin admires herself, and she pleases her mother in every possible way, and there is really no reason to harm her mother.
Moreover, the queen mother has always been benevolent, and she will definitely not deliberately rub Qin Wanyin.
But this hot tea bowl doesn't make sense.
Qi Heng subconsciously looked at the queen, "Queen Mother, what the hell is going on?" ”
"This ......," the queen clenched in her palms in her wide sleeves.
If her notoriety is spread, then all her previous virtues will be in vain.
She could only endure this breath and follow Qin Wanyin's words.
"This is indeed used to clean the face and face, but this palace forgot to tell the evening Yin the right temperature."
As she spoke, she also smiled at Qin Wanyin.
It's good that she doesn't smile, but as the smile touches her facial expressions, the pain makes her feel like she has been tortured, and her lips are pale.
The queen waved her hand, "The palace is lacking, you can step down." ”
When the group walked out of Cining Palace, Qi Heng was going to take Liu Ruyu to offer incense to the emperor.
Qin Wanyin naturally wouldn't miss this excitement.
She secretly followed Qi Heng to the imperial study, and saw that the palace maids and eunuchs were extremely busy along the way.
Qin Wanyin inquired and found out that it was the Persian advance envoy who was about to arrive in the afternoon.
When the Persian princess came to Dayao and kissed, the advance envoy was a diplomat who set off before the princess and assisted Dayao in arranging the princess's diet and living in advance.
The emperor was still angry and did not summon Qi Heng.
Qi Heng was not discouraged, but handed the perfume to the eunuch, and said aloud to the closed door:
"Father, Persia is famous for its spices and always prides itself on being a strange product, so in recent years its merchants have often deceived our people with shoddy goods, while the Persian royal family has no control over this."
"It just so happened that Miss Liu gave her son a bottle of perfume a few days ago, and when you press it on the top, there will be water droplets as thin as a mist spraying out, which is particularly convenient."
"Its fragrance top note is like being in an uninhabited grassland, unique and fresh, followed by the aroma of musk and amber, which is more intense than incense, and if the Persian envoy knows that I have this strange fragrance, he will naturally restrain one or two in the future."
In the room, the emperor became interested when he heard this.
He has a cold wind today, which is not a big deal, but his sense of taste and smell is not very sensitive, and his food is tasteless, and he smells flowers without fragrance.
Waiting for the eunuch to present the perfume, he pressed down with his fingers on the top according to what Qi Heng had just said.
A misty stream of water gently erupts.
The emperor couldn't smell it, so he asked the eunuch on the side, "Is there a grassland charm?" ”
At first, the eunuch took a deep breath and smelled the incense.
Then he suddenly held his breath, "This fragrance...... It is very unique, and it is indeed like the charm of the grassland. ”
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An hour later.
After the emperor finished correcting the recital, he specially ordered someone to spray this incense on his clothes, and went to meet the Persian envoy.
In the temple, the others were already seated.
In addition to the concubines, everyone present is a relative of the emperor.
Qin Wanyin happened to be there.
The queen sat next to the dragon chair, and she endured the pain of being burned on her face, and rubbed a layer of powder to cover the redness and swelling of her face.
"Your Majesty has arrived!"
With the voice of the eunuch in high, the emperor walked in.
The clear and luxurious hall was instantly swept with an indescribable taste.
Everyone looked at the others, trying to see who had urinated or who had fallen into the pit.
The empress sat closest to the emperor, and as the emperor approached, she immediately held her breath, only to feel that the stench was so bad that she was going to vomit out of her lunch meal.
What does it smell like?
The empress quietly glanced at the eunuch who was following the emperor, but the eunuch avoided his gaze with a complicated expression.
She was even more sure of what she was thinking.
This smell comes from His Majesty.
She didn't dare to show a look of disgust in front of the emperor, and she was particularly nervous. Sweat trickled down in strands, stinging as it passed over his face.
The emperor smiled, "Empress, what do you think of this incense today?" ”
The queen tried to raise the corners of her lips, "...... Very fragrant. ”
The emperor looked at the others again, "What do you think?" ”
Ministers: "...... Very fragrant. ”
["The Emperor's New Fragrance"]
[Sister Qin couldn't help but laugh and endure so hard! ] 】
[Curious about when to change the perfume in the evening! ] 】
After a while, Qi Heng and others accompanied the Persian envoys into the palace together.
As soon as he entered the main hall, the envoy's rich eyebrows suddenly twisted.
"What does it smell like?"
The emperor hooked his lips and was about to show off his 'perfume'.
I heard the Persian envoy mutter, "It stinks!" ”