"Uncle ......"

Liu Guangfu looked at Lin Shaowen with a pleading face.

Captain Xing and Director Wang are not stupid, and when they saw them muttering there, they immediately realized that there was something wrong with this matter.

"Lao Lin, don't talk about it there, come and talk about something." Director Wang shouted loudly.

"Yes."

Lin Shaowen walked over dejectedly.

"Tell me, what's going on?" Captain Xing said.

"I ......"

Lin Shaowen opened his mouth and just wanted to explain, but was preempted by Xu Damao.

"Captain Xing, here's the thing, isn't the old Lin kid about to be one year old, so I want to do a few artillery battles to celebrate, isn't it ...... He commissioned us, and we did a few artillery battles, but we didn't expect to put a little more gunpowder. ”

"Is this called a little bit?" Director Wang reprimanded, "This toilet is about to be blown up by you...... What if you put a little more, and then blow people up? ”

"So let's try it in the public toilet." Silly Zhu answered, "Director Wang, don't worry, before we set off the firecrackers, we went to the toilet to see it, and we were sure that no one would let it go." ”

"Lao Lin, they're messing around, why are you following?" Captain Xing said helplessly, "Fortunately, there were no casualties, otherwise it would have been over." ”

"Yes, Lao Lin, you are not reliable in this matter." Director Wang also frowned.

Lin Shaowen opened his mouth, but saw that the seven people were all looking at him with pleading faces, so he had no choice but to close his mouth.

"Come on, since it's the child's first birthday, it's okay." Captain Xing said loudly, "Lin Shaowen also knows that he is wrong, so he won't make an example......

"What's next?"

Yi Zhonghai and the others all looked ridiculous.

Although the toilet was not blown up, but in the middle of the night in the toilet to set off a gun, how can you be punished?

Director Wang saw that everyone was looking at her, and after coughing twice, he said with a straight face, "Lin Shaowen, since no one is injured, you can write an inspection and go to the street office tomorrow......"

Lin Shaowen was about to speak, but he heard a terrible shout from someone's toilet.

"Help."

"Damn, there's someone in the toilet?"

Liu Guangfu exclaimed in surprise and immediately rushed to the toilet.

After a while, he walked out with a man with a bare ass in his arms.

Everyone was slightly stunned, but they didn't recognize it.

I saw that he was covered in mud and emitted a foul smell.

But forget it, after all, the septic tank exploded, and no one in the toilet could run away. However, there was a bamboo stick about forty centimeters straight into his buttocks, and no one dared to say for sure how much it had been inserted.

"Who are you?" Bangs asked boldly.

"Dad, it's me." The man wailed.

"Guangqi?"

The bangs were not calm for a moment, and looked sideways at Lin Shaowen, "Lin Shaowen, look at the good things you have done...... If Guangqi has three long and two short, I can't spare you. ”

"I really can't help you." Lin Shaowen looked at Liu Guangfu and said, "If there is anything wrong with your brother, your father will have to eat me." ”

"What do you mean?" Bangs were stunned.

"This ......"

Yan Jiecheng hesitated for a moment, but still opened his mouth to explain, "Actually, we did the artillery battle, and my uncle just came to watch the excitement. ”

"What?"

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui were shocked at the same time.

Especially in the bangs, he had already flashed a hundred ways to blackmail Lin Shaowen in his heart just now...... But it's not him?

"I admit that the artillery battle was ours." Xu Damao also said helplessly.

He knows very well that now that he has hurt someone, Lin Shaowen will definitely not admit it.

"Lin Shaowen, hurry up and look at Liu Guangqi, such a big bamboo is stuck in the buttocks, don't have any problems." Yi Zhonghai said urgently.

"Yes, yes, save people first." Bangs hurriedly changed the subject.

"What can I do?" Lin Shaowen said helplessly, "I suggest that you don't touch the bamboo, send him to the hospital first, if you pull out the bamboo rashly, blood loss is one thing...... The feces are so dirty, it would be terrible if they got infected in the wound. ”

"I'm going to push the cart."

When he heard the word "infection" in his bangs, he immediately ran out.

"Didn't you just say that there was no one in the toilet?" Captain Xing said with a straight face.

"There was no one when we fired the cannon just now." Liu Guangfu said aggrievedly, "Who would have thought that he would run to the toilet at this time......"

"Liu Guangfu, are you still reasonable?" Liu Guangqi cried, "I went to the toilet, and suddenly the toilet exploded...... And a bamboo flew up from the pit, who did I provoke? ”

Burst!

Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing.

"Lin Shaowen, do you still have any sympathy?" Li Ling said angrily.

Qin Jingru stretched out his hand and pulled Lin Shaowen, signaling him to restrain a little.

Although she herself was flushed.

"I'm not laughing at this......" Lin Shaowen shook his head, "I was thinking that Liu Guangqi was so lucky, but he just inserted it in his buttocks, and if he flew up and inserted it through the port, it would be fatal." ”

"Sss

When everyone heard this, they all gasped.

Director Wang and Captain Xing's faces suddenly changed drastically.

If it really kills, it's over.

"You boys, it's too much." Captain Xing reprimanded, "Send Liu Guangqi to the hospital for treatment first, and you will bear the medical expenses." ”

"Yes."

Xu Damao and the others bowed their heads and responded.

"Starting tomorrow, you all sweep the streets for me." Director Wang said with a straight face, "Since you are so energetic, then sweep me for half a month......"

"No, Director Wang, that's not what you said just now." Xu Damao suddenly became anxious, "When Lao Lin came out to take responsibility just now, you just asked him to write an inspection, how did it become a street sweeper when he came to us?" ”

"Yes, Director Wang, you can't do this." Silly Zhu also pouted.

"What's the noise?" Director Wang glared and said, "I didn't hurt anyone just now, but now Liu Guangqi has been blown up like this by you, and it's cheaper for you to clean the toilet." ”

……

Xu Damao and the others were speechless for a moment.

And for good reason.

"And your ......" Director Wang looked at Lin Shaowen, "You are not sensible if they are not sensible, and if you don't persuade them, forget it, don't sleep in the middle of the night to come out to see the excitement, check and continue to write, and hand it over to me tomorrow." ”

"Yes."

Lin Shaowen wanted to cry and responded without tears.

Xu Damao and the others, who originally felt wronged, immediately balanced their hearts, and even had the mood to squeeze their eyebrows with Lin Shaowen.

Seeing this, Captain Xing and Director Wang both sighed.

The young people in this courtyard, one or two, are all the same as having a problem with their brains.

"The cart is coming......"

Bangs rushed in with a cart in his arms.

"A few of you will also go to ......the hospital," Yi Zhonghai said coldly.

"It's useless for them to go." Lin Shaowen pouted and said, "Look at them like this...... It's so stinky that I can't even get into the hospital gate. ”

"Okay, I'll send two people from the Joint Defense Office to help push the cart." Captain Xing said in a deep voice, "You guys better be honest, I won't be able to spare you next time." ”

"Yes."

Liu Guangfu and the others immediately nodded obediently.