Chapter 548: Bitten by a Pig
"Lao Lin, don't hurt my pig." Wang Kuirong said distressedly.
"It's okay, I've already applied with the factory, and in the half month of military training, we have to divide two pigs." Lin Shaowen wrote lightly, "Our training intensity is so high, it's not okay to always eat wowotou, we have to have some meat as support, otherwise don't damage the bodies of this group of young people." ”
"Two pigs?"
The militia is about to blow up.
They originally thought that the militia was a chore, but they didn't expect that there would be such benefits.
"Shut up."
With Zhang Feng's roar, everyone trembled and didn't dare to say anything more.
Lin Shaowen is Si Swenwen, but Zhang Feng will talk to them with his fists.
"He Yuzhu, Xu Damao...... Hurry. Zhang Feng urged.
"Lin Shaowen, you are a personal vendetta of the communiqué." Silly Zhu said angrily.
Syllable!
Zhang Feng slapped him directly to the ground, "He Yuzhu, you try it again......"
Xu Damao's throat rolled, looked at the five palm prints on the stupid pillar's face, and immediately lowered his head.
"It's okay not to go." Lin Shaowen laughed softly, "Shut them up, switch them separately, and shut them down for three days before ......"
"Yes."
After Zhang Feng saluted, he immediately prepared to arrange manpower.
"I'll go, I'll go......"
Silly Zhu grunted and got up.
He had been locked up in confinement, and it was a very difficult day.
"I ...... I'll go too. Xu Damao also hurriedly said.
"Very good, Director Wang will find a pigpen for the two of them." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.
This kid.
Wang Kuirong was funny in his heart.
He knew for a long time that Lin Shaowen and Silly Zhu were at odds, and when he was the director, he often heard Silly Zhu cursing Lin Shaowen in the cafeteria.
I didn't expect that after so many years, it would still be like this.
However, as Lin Shaowen's best friend, this little favor is definitely not a problem.
So he chose the two most majestic pigs.
"Director Wang, this pig is also ...... Too big, right? Silly Zhu said in horror.
"Silly pillar, the pigs in our factory are so big." Wang Kuirong said proudly, "You hurry up and get the pig's hair, and when I get it, I can kill these two pigs and give you food." ”
"yes, hurry up."
"It's almost noon."
"It takes time to kill pigs, right?"
Hearing that the pigs were going to be killed, the militia suddenly became agitated.
Now that you can see some meat a week, it is because the family conditions are good, and the average family is gnawing on the nest to live.
"I'll count to three, and if you don't go in, you'll be locked up." Lin Shaowen said solemnly, "One ...... Three, grab it. ”
"I'll go in."
Silly Zhu was suddenly startled, and without saying a word, he turned into the pigpen.
Seeing this, Xu Damao also followed.
Lin Shaowen propped himself on the fence of the pigsty and handed a cigarette to Wang Kuirong.
I have to say that Wang Kuirong has done a very good job in the farm, and this pig is at least more than 200 catties, full of spirit. When they saw Xu Damao and Silly Zhu coming in, they didn't care.
After all, people come in every day to clean the pig pen, and they are used to it.
"I'm left, you're right?" Silly Zhu whispered.
Xu Damao glanced at it, shook his head and said, "It's better for me to be left and you are right, you have a lot of strength......"
Obviously, the one on the right is stronger, well, he's not stupid.
"Something that doesn't make a living."
Silly Zhu scolded, but still changed seats with him.
"I'll count one, two, three, and then we'll pull out ...... at the same time," Xu Damao said solemnly.
"Done."
Silly Zhu nodded, put his hand on the pig's back and hung it lightly.
"One ......"
After Xu Damao took a deep breath, he shouted "three", and then grabbed the pig hair on the pig's back fiercely and pulled it hard.
"Whew......"
The pig howled in pain, and then immediately turned his head.
Silly Zhu was still stunned at this time, thinking about "two" in his mind? How is there no "two"?
By the time he reacted, Xu Damao had already slipped away.
And in front of him, an angry pig.
"it."
The stupid pillar screamed, and ran away.
But the enraged pig rushed over and bit him hard on the buttocks.
"Whew......"
The sound of killing pigs resounded throughout the farm.
Grunt!
The militiamen all swallowed their saliva, and their eyes were full of fear when they looked at Lin Shaowen.
The captain must not offend, if you offend him, he can play you to death.
"Lao Lin, it's going to be okay, right?" Wang Kuirong whispered.
"Pigs are not dogs, they won't bite and not let go." Lin Shaowen chuckled.
Really.
The pig just bit the stupid butt hard, then arched him to the ground again, and then left him alone.
"It doesn't seem feasible to use pig hair as a brush." Lin Shaowen said solemnly, "He Yuzhu, come out, let's think of other ways......
After crawling out of the pig pen with a filthy stupid pillar, he covered his butt and said, "Captain, I'm injured, I'm going to the infirmary to have a look." ”
"Reasonable request." Lin Shaowen nodded with a smile, "Give you twenty minutes to go to the infirmary to take medicine, and then clean your body and then come over to gather...... Twenty push-ups for one minute late. ”
"Captain......
"Nineteen minutes to go."
Lin Shaowen glanced at his watch.
The stupid pillar immediately rushed away.
"A few will kill pigs, and let's eat meat at noon." Lin Shaowen said loudly.
"Long live the captain."
The militiamen were boiling at once.
Zhang Feng's eyes were red, this is eating meat.
Infirmary.
After Silly Zhu walked in with his butt covered, Su Xiu, who was eating canned food, hurriedly hid things in a drawer.
"Su Xiu, my butt was bitten by a pig, you can show me."
"Got a pig bite on the butt? What's going on? ”
Su Xiu's mouth opened wide in surprise, she has been a nurse for several years, and she can be regarded as well-informed.
This is the first time I have encountered such a situation.
"It's all Lin Shaowen's brute." Silly Zhu said angrily, "He deliberately manipulated me...... Let me go pluck the pigs, and that's it. ”
"Ha ......"
Su Xiu couldn't help laughing, but when she saw the resentful appearance of the stupid pillar, she immediately restrained her expression and said seriously, "Training, injuries are inevitable, you take off your pants, I'll give you some medicine to disinfect and you'll be fine." ”
"Take off your pants?" Silly Zhu was slightly stunned, and immediately blushed, "It's inconvenient here, right?" ”
"Why is it inconvenient?" Su Xiu said solemnly, "I'm a professional nurse, as long as it's a patient, I treat both men and women equally, hurry up." ”
"That'...... All right. ”
Silly Zhu pulled down his pants with a red face, and was stopped by Su Xiu just as he was about to tear off his shorts together.
"You don't have to take off the one inside, you just pull up your pants a little bit."
"Oh, good."
Silly Zhu hurriedly ripped his pants open a little.
Su Xiu took the iodine wine and cotton swabs, checked them carefully and said with a smile, "It's nothing, not even the blood comes out, it's just a little red and swollen......"
"It hurts terribly." Silly Zhu said embarrassedly.
"It must hurt." Su Xiu said angrily, "It's all swollen like this, that pig is quite energetic......
"More than 200 pounds of big fat pigs." Silly Zhu sighed and said, "But Lin Shaowen said that he would slaughter the pig and give us meat." ”
"Eat meat?"
When Su Xiu heard these two words, the movements in his hands paused.