Chapter 52: Father, you are not afraid of my rebellion
In the Liangyi Palace, Li Ke waited for a while before Li Shimin came back.
Seeing Li Ke coming, Li Shimin didn't do anything, but said directly: "Go, follow me to the back for a walk." ”
Li Ke had no choice but to keep up, to be honest, he didn't want to accompany Li Shimin to visit the garden, this accompanying the emperor to the garden is more terrifying than accompanying a woman to go shopping, after all, the latter is just laborious and expensive, and the former may be beaten.
In a small garden behind the Liangyi Palace, Li Ke followed Li Shimin, and there were not too many other people following, the guards were all following from a distance, and behind them was a Chang Lin.
"How do you feel about the situation in the court today?" Standing still by the pond, Li Shimin suddenly asked.
"A dynasty of flowing water, a family of iron?" Li Ke tilted his head and replied very casually, he had said this sentence before.
Chang Lin, who was standing not far away, was a little speechless, Your Royal Highness the King of Shu, can't you comfort Your Majesty? But you're on the point.
"Huh." Li Shimin chuckled, "To a certain extent, the eldest grandson Wuji is my uncle and my eldest brother, but today you can see that he and I, to be precise, are not of the same heart as our Li family." ”
"Dad, what do you think? Didn't I tell you about it last time? When you become an emperor, you are bound to this country, and those gatekeeper families are, in a way, moths that climb on you and suck blood. Li Ke said helplessly.
"Besides, from ancient times to my Tang Dynasty, women are accessories, and most of the gate valve families are used for marriage, and their own happy families have never considered it." Li Ke added.
"You want to tell me about Changle's marriage again, right?" Li Shimin glanced at him helplessly.
"No, I'm just expounding a fact, is it true that after the queen mother marries you, she will not be a member of the eldest grandson's family, unless the eldest grandson's family uses her." Li Ke also smiled, not to mention the present, it is more than a thousand years in the future, in modern times, there are many people who have this kind of thinking.
"You can see it." Li Shimin glanced at Li Ke.
"You're not looking for me to talk about this, are you?" Li Ke was a little helpless, "You are not a person who needs to be comforted, besides, it is okay to comfort you to find your mother, you can find my mother, their arms are warmer than mine." ”
Li Shimin rarely did not glare angrily, but looked Li Ke up and down with a strange expression.
"What are you doing?" Li Ke was a little hairy when he was looked at by Li Shimin.
"Otherwise, I will make you the prince." Li Shimin suddenly burst out.
"No." Li Ke didn't think about it, his head shook like a rattle, it was annoying enough for an eldest grandson Wuji to stare at me, if I became the prince, all the ministers in the whole court would have to stare at me, and none of the twenty-four ministers in the Lingyan Pavilion would be easy to get along with, not to mention the other ministers, and there was also Wei Zheng.
Eating and sleeping are so special that someone is beeping you next to you, which is much more terrifying than when you are driving in the future and the co-pilot keeps being pressing.
The point is to offend Li Chengqian and Li Tai, and it is the kind of offense that tries to kill you.
Thinking about it, Li Ke shuddered.
Seeing that Li Ke didn't know what he thought, he actually shuddered, Li Shimin was full of black lines, is it so terrible to be an emperor? ! Are you concerned? After thinking about it, you have to be afraid of this?!
Chang Lin: "......"
It's good that you father and son are happy, but can you let me go down next time you chat like this? Is it more scary to audit? Scary!
"Why don't you? I'll tell you, being an emperor is too much freedom, you can do whatever you want, and no one will stop you. Li Shimin is kind and seductive.
"Dad, can you not deceive yourself." Li Ke couldn't laugh or cry a little, "You have the ability to recruit a Qinglou woman into the palace as a concubine now, and I will believe your words." ”
Li Shimin: "......"
"Dad, although I know that being an emperor is very hard, but you can't live in a world that deceives you every day." Li Ke said bitterly.
Chang Lin: "......"
"Why did Lao Tzu deceive himself?!" Li Shimin couldn't hold back and was angry.
"Let me ask you, can you not go to court and indulge in the harem of three thousand a day?" Li Ke was immediately shocked and asked quickly.
Li Shimin: "......"
"Let me ask you again, can you never go to court and go outside to enjoy the mountains and rivers at will?"
Li Shimin: "......"
"Can you chop off anyone's head as you want and be a tyrant?"
Li Shimin: "......"
"Can you arbitrarily alter history at will, order the destruction of all books, and change it to your unification of China?"
Li Shimin's forehead was bruised.
"Can you change the laws of Datang at will and modify those laws that are not conducive to the development of Datang?"
"Can you dispose of the gate valve family at will and let them let go of their rights?"
"Some small countries around are provoking without knowing whether they are alive or dead, can you send troops to destroy them at will?" Li Ke directly said a series of questions.
"This old man can!" Li Shimin said angrily.
"Oh, I heard that several countries in the thirty-six countries of the Western Regions have a lot of disrespect to you, and you have destroyed them now, such as Tuyuhun and Tubo." Li Ke said immediately.
Li Shimin: "......"
Li Shimin glared at Li Ke, gritted his teeth word by word and said, "Lao Tzu will destroy them sooner or later." ”
"Oh, I believe this, you can do it now." Li Ke shrugged his shoulders.
Li Shimin: "......"
"You said that Lao Tzu deceived himself every day, I deceived myself to comfort myself, you are just angry with me, right, Lao Tzu gave birth to you to make Lao Tzu angry, right?" While speaking, Li Shimin directly stretched out his foot and kicked Li Ke's buttocks.
Li Ke didn't dare to hide, he dodged and was beaten more, he patted his buttocks, and couldn't help complaining: "Dad, you are too scoundrel, every time you say it, you will beat me." ”
"There is no point in giving birth to a son without fighting." Li Shimin glared at him and said.
"Then you beat Li Tai, you are reluctant to beat your Qingqueer, then there is no Li You, Li Su, Li Yun, Li Zhen, Li Zhi, ......" Li Ke quickly snapped his fingers and counted.
Li Su: You are really my own brother.
Chang Lin: "......"
"Get out, it's enough to have you, what am I going to do with them, which of them is like you." Li Shimin glared at him, but didn't do anything more.
"Do you think you're ...... Forehead...... Then I'm angry with you, why do you keep looking for me to talk? Li Ke shrank his head and said.
Li Shimin looked at him with slanted eyes: "What did you want to say just now?" ”
"No, no." Li Ke shook his head quickly.
"Okay, it's no big or small all day, I'll be angry with you sooner or later! I called you here for something, I will ask Zuo Xiaowei to transfer 3,000 elite guards to you later, as your own personal guard, you will pay for it. Li Shimin waved his hand and said his purpose.
"Why do you suddenly give me so many troops? I have 2,000 guards now. "Li Ke is a little inexplicable, why did Li Shimin suddenly add guards to him? Each prince theoretically has 2,000 guards, but it depends on whether he can afford it, except for those like Li Zhi who are still little children.
There are more than this, and there are less than this, Li Ke is neither more nor less, exactly 2000 guards.
"Nonsense, what are you doing to protect you?" Li Shimin glared at him angrily.
"Dad, if you give me so many soldiers, you are not afraid that I will rebel!" Li Ke couldn't help but ask.
"Get out." Li Shimin didn't hold back, and stretched out his foot to kick him in the buttocks, and after the kick, Li Shimin glared at him again and warned: "You can just say this in front of me, don't talk in front of others, be careful of falling into the hands of others." ”