Chapter 68: Heavenly Gelding
"Wait a minute, I'll change my clothes."
Fan Canglan said to Su Yafu, went to the dressing room to change into casual clothes, and then took Qin Xiaolong and the two to his study.
After taking a seat, Fan Canglan sat on the main seat, and Qin Xiaolong and the two sat down at the coffee table.
"Tell me, what's the matter with me."
Fan Canglan knew very well that Su Yafu would never come to his house if she had nothing to do.
"I brought Xiaolong here today mainly to let him treat you, I don't know if you want him to try."
Suaf replied bluntly.
"Let him heal me? You're not making fun of me, are you? ”
Fan Canglan glanced at Qin Xiaolong and said, there was obviously a hint of contempt in his eyes.
"Fifth Master, don't look at Xiaolong as he is young, but he is a little miracle doctor, maybe he really has a way to cure you."
Suyafu said immediately.
"Forget it, I don't think there's any need to waste time."
Fan Canglan had seen many famous doctors before, and he had taken an unknown number of medicines, but his thing still couldn't function normally, and Qin Xiaolong was young, so he was afraid that he hadn't even read a few medical books, so he didn't think that Qin Xiaolong had the ability to cure himself.
"Fifth Master Fan, you don't let me treat you, is it because you are addicted to being a waster?"
Qin Xiaolong smiled at the corner of his mouth.
"Who do you say is a waster!"
Fan Canglan hated others the most for saying that he was a waste, and when he heard Qin Xiaolong's words, his face instantly became cold.
"Fifth master, don't be angry, I'm just talking about things, if you're used to being a waster, then I'll leave now. If you want to become a real man again, then give me honest cooperation, and I promise to let you show your strength. ”
Qin Xiaolong replied calmly.
The man's thing is not good, this disease is not a terminal disease, he has absolute certainty to cure Fan Canglan.
"Okay, then I'll give you a chance today, if you cure me, I will be grateful, if you can't cure me, then don't blame me for not giving Yafu face!"
Fan Canglan replied in a cold voice.
Qin Xiaolong opened and closed his mouth and said that he was a waste, which was undoubtedly rubbing salt on his wounds, which had already angered him.
He wanted to see if Qin Xiaolong was a really capable doctor or a charlatan who was here to make a name for himself.
If it was the latter, he promised that Qin Xiaolong would pay the price he deserved for his words and deeds!
"Fifth master, Xiaolong is not very good at talking, you must not be like him. Xiaolong, don't hurry up and apologize to the fifth master. ”
Su Yafu hurriedly opened her mouth to play a round game.
"No need to apologize, I, Fan Canglan, am not so narrow-minded, you treat me first, if you can't cure it, let's talk about it later."
Fan Canglan said with a cold face.
"Sister Su, please go out first, I need to give Fan Wuye a full body examination first."
Qin Xiaolong continued, he was still very calm at this time.
"Little Dragon ......"
"Trust me, I'm sure I won't let you down."
Su Yafu wanted to say something more, but was directly interrupted by Qin Xiaolong.
Looking at Qin Xiaolong's confident appearance, Su Yafu could only choose to believe him.
After Su Yafu went out, Qin Xiaolong looked at Fan Canglan again and said, "Fifth Master Fan, take off your pants." ”
Fan Canglan hesitated for a moment, and finally took off his pants.
Don't look at him as a powerful underground emperor, but at this moment, he has obviously become very restrained.
After all, it's too embarrassing not to be humane, because of this, he was quite inferior when he was young, and it wasn't until he became famous later that he regained his self-confidence.
Even so, he is still very taboo about others saying that he is a waste.
Qin Xiaolong glanced at Fan Canglan and burst out laughing.
is also a man, his thing is a big dragon, majestic, but Fan Canglan's thing is like an earthworm, and there is no momentum that a man should have.
"What a laugh, what's so funny!"
Fan Canglan said with a gloomy face.
He now seriously suspected that Qin Xiaolong had deliberately come to humiliate him.
"Fifth master, don't get me wrong, I didn't laugh at you, I just suddenly remembered a funny joke."
Qin Xiaolong hurriedly found a reason that even he didn't believe in and explained.
Fan Canglan didn't speak again, but he made up his mind in his heart that if Qin Xiaolong couldn't cure him, he promised to let Qin Xiaolong go out crying for a while.
Qin Xiaolong took a deep breath, abandoned all distracting thoughts and began to examine Fan Canglan, and soon he found the cause of Fan Canglan's illness.
"Fifth Master, if I'm not mistaken, you haven't peed standing since you were a child, right?"
Qin Xiaolong asked again.
"Lao Tzu just hasn't stood up to pee, what's wrong!"
Fan Canglan shouted.
Because of his physical defects, for 40 years, he has been squatting and urinating like a woman in the toilet, but no one has ever dared to say this in front of him.
"That's right, you are a heavenly eunuch, and ordinary means can't cure it at all, but as long as you cooperate well, within three days, I promise to let you pee standing up, and for a month, I will let you taste what it is like to be a woman."
Qin Xiaolong smiled slightly.
The so-called heavenly eunuch is born with incomplete functions, similar to a eunuch.
The cause is innate, and it is almost impossible to cure.
But Qin Xiaolong is different, he has a treatment for this disease in the inheritance memory he obtained, and it is easy to cure Fan Canglan!
"Brother, can you really cure me?"
Fan Canglan asked suspiciously.
"If I can't cure you, you can screw my head off and kick it as a ball."
Qin Xiaolong said with a smile.
"Brother, as long as you can cure me, I will give you as much money as you want!"
After hearing Qin Xiaolong's answer, Fan Canglan was like a drowning man grasping a life-saving straw, and he suddenly became extremely excited.
Over the years, although Fan Canglan seems to have accepted his fate on the surface, he has actually longed to live like a normal man in his heart.
As long as this wish can be realized, he will not hesitate to even go bankrupt!
"I don't want your money, I'm just doing Sister Su a favor."
Qin Xiaolong replied, and then continued: "Fifth Master, do you have a silver needle here, get me a pair." ”
"Yes, you wait a minute, I'll have someone bring it."
Fan Canglan replied, quickly dialed a phone call, and after a while, a man sent the silver needle in.
Considering that the study was not too suitable for treatment, Qin Xiaolong went to his bedroom with Fan Canglan.
After arriving at the bedroom, Qin Xiaolong asked Fan Canglan to strip off all his clothes and lie on the bed.
"Fifth master, I'll start."
After saying a word to Fan Canglan, Qin Xiaolong picked up seven silver needles and pierced them into his seven acupuncture points at the same time: Tianshu, Fengchi, Shoulder Well, Dovetail, Shenque, Qihai, and Yongquan.