Chapter 135: Responsible for going crazy
And what about Ye Guiren?
Her whole body was drenched in dung, as if she had been pointed by a martial arts master, and she was fixed at the door of Hexi Palace, and she even stopped breathing.
Xiao Xuanzi hurriedly beckoned, and the little eunuchs behind him quickly shrank back and closed the door with a bang.
"Hurry up and take a shower and change clothes, it stinks to death, and we won't be able to live in the palace for a while."
The little eunuchs hurriedly ran into the eunuch's room, lest they run slowly, and the stench would pickle them, but they would not be able to go to the mother to serve.
Even if they were cleaned, it would be impossible for the magpies and frost to allow them to get close to their mothers in a short period of time.
"Ahh......h Vomit...... Vomit...... Ahh......hh
The scream like killing a pig shook the sky, and the smell of "incense wafting ten miles" smoked Emperor Xuanwu, who originally heard that Ye Guiren had come to Hexi Palace to find trouble, and thought that he could be regarded as a chance to perform, so he quickly turned around and ran towards Chengqian Palace.
You can't let Ye Guiren see him, otherwise he won't want to hold him justice.
Wang Dequan followed the emperor's buttocks, and returned to the palace with the wind under his feet, and quickly asked the eunuch to close the palace door.
This place is too close to Hexi Palace, in case Ye Guiren came here to find the emperor with a clear idea......
Hey......
Wang Dequan thought of the few dung people he glanced at in a hurry just now, and his whole body shuddered, Concubine Zhen Niangniang is really too ruthless, this is even more uncomfortable than killing Ye Guiren!
At this time, Ye Guiren was holding a head of Yoneda Gong, the stench of the sky made her tears flow wildly, but she couldn't open her eyes, she didn't dare to open her mouth, afraid that if she opened her mouth, those disgusting things would flow into her mouth, but she couldn't help screaming and vomiting.
It's disgusting, it's disgusting...... Never been so disgusting.
I want to cut off my head and wash it clean.
"Hahahaha......"
The magpie who was hiding behind the door and peeking back laughed: "Let her squirt feces all over her mouth again, this time let her feel the feeling of being sprayed by herself." ”
The frost fell a little more subdued, and he also covered his mouth and laughed.
Jiang Xinyue did such an earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, and making the entire harem frightened of her, and like a nobody, she should eat, drink, and raise the child in her belly to be born healthy and healthy, which is her biggest goal at present.
Because of the feat of pouring dung, all the concubines in the harem who were eyeing Zhen Concubine were extinguished.
Who would dare to trouble her?
Even if you don't get splashed with feces...... Well...... I don't think it's going to be much better.
Even Concubine Liang secretly reminded herself that when she saw Concubine Zhen next time, she couldn't be so quick to speak.
In case of...... Vomit......
I can't think about it, I can't think about it at all, it's so beautiful that I want to vomit when I think about it.
She just regrets it now, and she regrets it immensely.
Ye Guiren lives in the side hall of her Shun'an Palace!
When she returned to Shun'an Palace with the two dung palace maids, Concubine Liang was so frightened that she hurriedly closed the door on her side, tightly sealed, and never let a single smell drift in.
But Shun'an Palace says that small is not small, and big is not particularly big.
Three dung men walking so big, making such a big noise, bathing, changing water and throwing clothes, Concubine Liang always felt that she was stinking.
What's even more tragic is that Concubine Liang thinks that the emperor will know about this soon, will the emperor dislike even her by the way?
It's really a mess.
Although the emperor didn't have the idea of pampering the harem recently, he also removed Ye Guiren's green head card, not to mention that he didn't want to see this person again for half a year.
"It was Concubine Liang who told Ye Guiren when she asked for peace in Yikun Palace."
"Concubine Liang's stinky mouth, I think she should be washed the most."
Like a long-tongued woman, she has to provoke it, but now it's okay, General Ye is going to trouble him for his daughter again.
To be precise, it's the trouble of finding a concubine.
But what does all this have to do with Jiang Xinyue, who is beautiful, gentle and elegant, dignified and virtuous, and captivating the country and the city?
She is responsible for going crazy, and Emperor Xuanwu must give her the aftermath.
Sure enough, people feel refreshed as soon as they go crazy.
Jiang Xinyue was wearing a thick fox fur, looking at the dark sky outside the house, and the howling cold wind was biting: "This can't be snowing, right?" ”
The magpie brought the hot milk and told her about what had happened recently: "Ye Guiren went back and took a bath for two hours, and it is said that after washing for five days, he felt that his body was very smelly, and he vomited nonstop. ”
"Well deserved!"
Frost Fall took a hard sip: "Our mother didn't recruit her to provoke her, but she came to the door several times to find trouble with our mother, and even the dragon fetus dared to curse, and her death was retribution." ”
This kind of vicious femme fatale woman who doesn't even let go of a small baby is better off not living to see the sun tomorrow.
Mama Li shook her head: "You are splashing dung comfortably, and the emperor will be miserable." General Ye found the palace and asked Niangniang to kneel at the door of the side hall of Shun'an Palace to plead guilty, but the emperor did not agree, General Ye knelt outside the imperial study, and several officials knelt together, Niangniang...... In the long run, you'll gossip out there. ”
Although he spoke for the scum dragon, in the end, he was still thinking about Jiang Xinyue's reputation.
Mama Li has always been a staunch emperor party, to be able to say that, Jiang Xinyue feels that she is already very good, and sure enough, after being together for a long time, she will have feelings.
Except, of course, the scum dragon, who he has feelings for whoever he is with.
"What's the gossip about this palace?"
Mama Li didn't dare to say it, but Jiang Xinyue knew very well in her heart that it was nothing more than the pampering and arrogance of the demon concubine or something, she was tired of hearing it, and she didn't have any attack on her.
Let's just put it that way......
The harem concubines who have not been controversial on their bodies since ancient times are embarrassed to say that they are favorite concubines.
Someone scolded it!
Someone scolded her, which means that she succeeded.
The magpie pouted unhappily: "Ye Guiren will be reincarnated, and the emperor has to rely on General Ye to defend against foreign enemies, otherwise the emperor will have to cut off her head since she entered the palace." ”
How else to say that reincarnation is also a technical job?
"You can't call Ye Guiren now."
Mama Xiang walked in from outside, afraid of the cold and rushing at Jiang Xinyue, so she took off her clothes first before going over and said: "Just now, the emperor has decreed that Ye Guiren has been promoted, and now we are going to call her Jieyu Niangniang." ”
Jiang Chuan glared: "What kind of night fragrance is our mother?" This is clearly sending Ye Jieyu a ladder to the sky! ”
"Hahahaha......"
The crowd burst into laughter.
What about Jieyu?
It's not that she is under their mother, and she dares to be so arrogant next time, regardless of dignity or inferiority, let her suffer a loss again, and she will always have a long memory.
It's good to have a long memory, and you will know that his mother can't be messed with.