Chapter 470: Old King Qin Beats Little King Qin
Li Shimin looked at Li Ke, and said a little speechlessly: "Are you disgusting or not, you still have a baby son." ”
"Daddy, am I not your baby?" Li Ke clamped it up.
Li Shimin: "......"
"Get out. Speak well. Li Shimin knocked on the table.
Li Ke was a little speechless, which of the two of us didn't speak well first? However, he can't really compare this with Li Shimin, as for Chang Lin, who is not far away, he has already driven away the little eunuchs and maids.
"Dad, if you still want to make love to my mother, you have to apologize to me." Li Ke rolled his eyes and said quickly.
Chang Lin: "Your Highness, Your ...... Your lower limit has once again broken through my usual three views, you really dare to say anything, we are the Tang Dynasty, not the Turks." Daddy is dead, and the son takes over all the women of Daddy, right?
Li Shimin is full of black lines, this bastard ...... Father......
Seeing that Li Shimin was looking for things left and right, Li Ke hurriedly spoke: "Dad, what I said is true. ”
"What do you mean?" Li Shimin's face is not good, Li Ke knows the problem of Empress Changsun, Sun Simiao said it at the beginning, since then, it is naturally impossible for him to be intimate with Empress Changsun, otherwise, if he gets pregnant, it will be very dangerous, and now Li Ke is talking about this matter again.
"I've got something good for you." Li Ke quickly looked left and right, then took out a stack of things from his arms and handed them over.
This is Li Ke just came here on the way into the warehouse to obtain, in the warehouse, Li Ke found a total of four boxes, the number is not small, enough for Lao Li to use, hey pity me Li Ke is useless, forget it, I don't need it.
This thing is not a famous brand, what Xiao Du, Xiao Gang, Xiao Jie, Xiao Bei, Xiao Liu, Xiao Nuo are not, but national family planning supplies, which are the kind that are issued for free. It's not that thin, but the quality is not bad, there are many boxes in quantity, and this thing is distributed for free.
Li Ke remembered in his last life that all the single female colleagues in their company would be sent, and then even those who had just given birth to a child would also be sent.
The outer packaging box was thrown away by Li Ke, and only a separate small package was left inside, which had no other information on it, only the words of family planning supplies, and other than that, there were some patterns, but there was no need to worry about leaking information.
"What's this?" Li Shimin looked at the stack of things on the table in confusion, he took it and touched it, I don't know what the material on the outside is, but there seems to be something inside, there is a circle, it doesn't seem to be iron, although it is hard to touch, but the edge part can also be turned back and forth.
"That's it." Li Ke's left thumb and index finger formed a circle, stretched out the index finger of his right hand, and then directly pulled it up with his left hand.
This move is too vivid, Li Shimin understood it in an instant, and after he understood it in seconds, his old face turned red, and then a wave of anger surged into his heart, you are a rebel .......
"Dad, don't be angry, you don't know how difficult it is to make this thing, you can put it on when the time comes, forget it, I'll show you it." Li Ke saw that Li Shimin had a tendency to get angry, and said helplessly.
As he spoke, he took the thing directly from the side, and then ripped open the outer packaging in front of Li Shimin, revealing the rubber products inside.
When Li Shimin and Chang Lin heard Li Ke say that they would demonstrate, they were all stunned.
It wasn't until Li Ke put the thing on his hand that the two reacted.
"No, Dad, what are you thinking?" Li Ke saw Li Shimin's stunned expression, and instantly understood that he wanted to be crooked, and Li Ke's face was full of black lines...... You don't think I'm going to show you Xiao Li Ke, do you?
"Ahem, that's how it works?" Li Shimin coughed dryly, and glanced at the thing that Li Ke put on his finger, although this was a little embarrassed, but Li Ke's demonstration was also straightforward, he instantly understood the role of this thing, and his heart was immediately somewhat moved, this kid, really put him in his heart, this thing was specially found to be studied.
However, as soon as the emotion in his heart came out, Li Shimin heard Li Ke speak.
"That's it! Dad, your mind is so impure! The gentleman hides his weapons and waits for the time to move. How can it be easily revealed?! Li Ke's snacks came out subconsciously.
As soon as Li Ke's words came out, Chang Lin and Julang were stunned, the two of them understood in seconds, mainly because they were polluted by Li Ke, they couldn't look at many words directly, combined with what Li Ke had just done, and the situation, as soon as this sentence came out, the two of them were crooked in an instant...... His Royal Highness the King of Qin...... You're such a talent!
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and then how smart he was, the original meaning of this sentence came to Li Shimin's mind for the first time, but the original intention could not be used here anyway, and after thinking about it, where could Li Shimin not understand.
His mouth was crooked.
"You rebel!" Lao Li jumped up directly from the chair this time, without saying a word, he rushed over at Li Ke, and he was so angry that he didn't even look for a weapon, and came with a fist, have you forgotten that Lao Tzu, the former King of Qin, was also born in the army? !
Li Ke didn't check for a while, Lao Li's movements were fast, and when he reacted and turned his head to run, Lao Li had already grabbed the back collar, and then pressed Li Ke to the ground and exploded!
Li Ke couldn't really resist forcibly, he directly held his head and kept screaming: "Ah...... Help, help the queen mother, my dad bullied me! Queen Mother, A-Niang ......"
Here Li Ke screamed miserably, but Li Shimin was angry, this rebel, the movements in his hands did not stop, and of course he did not really use all his strength.
Li Ke screamed too miserably, several concubines inside were there, hearing this movement, where could mahjong still be played, Empress Changsun and the others naturally walked out quickly, and when they walked to the door, all the concubines were stunned.
Oh my God, the two kings of Qin are fighting like gangsters at this moment, and the old king of Qin is beating the little king of Qin.
Everyone was speechless, especially the eldest grandson queen, she didn't know what to say, just in front of her, you said that Ke'er didn't inherit you, and it is estimated that outsiders don't believe it.
Chang Lin couldn't help but hold his forehead a little, but he ...... Looking at the skillful movements of His Royal Highness King Qin who was beaten, Chang Lin felt as if he had seen it somewhere, and soon Chang Lin remembered.
Once he saw His Royal Highness King Qin beating Changsun Dalang, isn't Changsun Dalang such a skillful move?
It turns out that His Royal Highness King Qin, you can also learn from the experience?!
"Erlang, Erlang! All right. Empress Changsun walked over quickly, and pulled Li Shimin up with some tears and laughter.
"Mother, my bones are broken, and I need to recuperate for three months, ah...... I'm in so much pain, I can't be in prison anymore. Li Ke, who was lying on the ground, hugged his head and shouted loudly.
"Chang Lin plans to edict, Li Ke, the king of Qin, will be grounded for three months to recuperate, and he will be imprisoned for a year later." Li Shimin said with a sneer.
"Ah, Dad, I'm fine, I'm kidding you." Li Ke directly turned over and got up from the ground with a harrier, and said with a quick smile.