Chapter 515: The two are shameless

Li Ke didn't sleep lazy, today's situation is special, Wei Zheng must have exploded when he saw it, and it is estimated that he will rush over angrily after a while, and it is not the same thing to stop Wei Zheng at the door, after all, Lao Wei is old, fifty-six or fifty-seven this year, and it will be the year of the sixtieth year.

Got up early, Li Ke naturally exercised his body, and then the kitchen made noodles, and it was still very good to eat noodles in the morning, oh, Li Ke proved that people are still greatly affected by the soul.

Li Ke was a child in his last life because the family almost every day for breakfast was noodles, and dinner would also make pot noodles, so although he is a northerner, but he extremely dislikes to eat noodles, this habit lasted until he was twenty-eight or nineteen years old, I don't know if it is because of his age, he is not so disgusted with eating noodles, and when he is thirty years old, he thinks it is good to eat noodles once a day.

And the crossing came, the body was younger, but the pasta didn't become annoying again.

"Your Highness, Su Guogong and Wu Guogong ask to see you." Tian Meng outside walked in.

Today's Li Ke lives in the Qin Palace, not in a shopping mall.

"Who are you talking about?" Li Ke was stunned.

"Su Guogong and Wu Guogong." Tian Meng repeated.

“???” Li Ke looked confused, isn't it Wei Zheng? What are these two old guys doing here?

"Please come in." If Li Ke was still in bed at this time, he would never see these two old goods, but since he got up, Li Ke still had to see them.

Soon, Cheng Biting Jin and Wei Chi Jingde walked in briskly from the outside, and before they entered Li Ke's living room, outside the door, Cheng Biting Jin's loud voice rang out: "Your Highness, you have to make decisions for my old Cheng, I was scolded by Wei Zheng miserably today, this old boy pointed at my nose and scolded for a long time, and he almost dug up our ancestral grave, saying that I taught your Highness badly!" ”

As he spoke, Cheng Yanjin entered the hall.

Li Ke: "......"

You've been scolded, what are you looking for me? What does it have to do with me?

"Didn't you teach me badly?" Li Ke sat up straight and asked directly.

Cheng Yanjin widened his eyes suddenly, and looked at Li Ke in disbelief: "Your Highness, I always thought that you were a true man who was above board, and if you had anything to say, you would not tell right and wrong, but now Your Highness, you have a dirty hand, why did I teach you badly?" ”

"How not? When I went to your school field and said that I wanted to follow the training of the government soldiers to learn martial arts and strengthen my body, your first sentence was, Your Highness, you want to come to me to practice martial arts, but we are here to accept the masters, you can't chirp, you can't be scolded, and you run away after being wronged. Did you say that? scolded my mother in front of me that day, did you do it? Li Ke squinted at him and asked.

Cheng Yanjin opened his mouth, looking incredulous, it's true to say so, but where can you never hear this kind of swearing? I taught you all the things in the back?

Lao Cheng was a little unconvinced, "Your Highness, what you said is unreasonable, aren't you just a hook girl who slept with a boy chicken, and blamed others for breaking her chastity?" ”

Grass, Li Ke glared at this old man, what kind of broken metaphor are you.

"What? Did I say it wrong, Your Highness? Seeing Li Ke glaring at him, Cheng Yanjin immediately shouted unconvinced.

"According to what you say, what's the matter, Sage Kong is so famous, aren't Tan Zi and Chang Hong his teachers?" Li Ke looked at him lightly and asked, "I'm better than blue at best, but this can't be denied that you taught me." ”

Cheng Yanjin: "......"

He was speechless all at once.

"Without the one you scolded my mother, I wouldn't have been able to come up with terms such as sun, grass, etc., do you know how much of a sin you have committed? I can't read a lot of words now, a rising sun, what a good word, I have to think about it when I see this word now, who is Xu, and who is Dongsheng. Li Ke dug out his ears and said.

Cheng Yanjin was stunned for a moment, and almost didn't react for a while, if it weren't for Li Ke who was the sentence Xu, he would definitely react.

It's just that after reacting, Cheng Yanjin looked at Li Ke's expression as if he was looking at a ...... Evil beast, he didn't dare to say this, but that's how he saw it, Your Highness, are you sure that your thoughts are normal?

It's just that he can't refute it now.

"Anyway, I don't care, Your Highness, you have to give me some compensation, I don't want anything else from you, if you have anything fun to take me Lao Cheng, I'll pay for it." Cheng Yanjin said quickly.

"Okay, it's no problem to take you, then in the future, when the tax reform of Datang is carried out, your store will pay taxes on time for me, and your Cheng family's property will also pay taxes on time." Li Ke said with a smile.

"Just pay it, anyway, it's useless for me to ask for so much money, isn't it just to pay taxes? I'm the first to hand it in. ”

"I'll pay it too, Your Highness, you can also take me to play." Wei Chi Jingde opened his mouth and said, "It's best for Your Highness to teach me how to be able to scold Wei Zheng." ”

Li Ke: "......"

He looked at Wei Chi Jingde, and then said: "Don't think about this, you can't scold, but I have a trick that allows you to cure him, do you want to learn?" ”

"What?" Wei Chi Jingde's eyes lit up instantly.

"The next time he dares to spray you in front of you, don't say anything, just kiss him directly." Li Ke said.

As soon as Li Ke's words came out, Cheng Yanjin and Wei Chi Jingde were stunned.

"Vomit ......" Cheng Yanjin didn't know what he thought, retched a little, and then said quickly: "Such a disgusting thing, Your Highness, how did you come up with it." ”

"Why is it disgusting, if you want to deal with him, you can only use this trick, other ways, don't think about it." Li Ke shook his head and said.

Wei Chi Jingde: "......"

"Anyway, I think Wei Zheng will be more disgusting than you." Li Ke looked at Wei Chi Jingde and added.

"Really?" Wei Chi Jingde hesitated.

Cheng Yanjin moved two steps to the side without moving.

"What do you mean?" Wei Chi Jingde was not convinced again.

"It's not interesting, you really want to do that? Stay away from me. Cheng Yanjin took a few steps back.

"I said you two, if it's okay, leave quickly, otherwise Zheng Guogong will definitely block you here for a while." Li Ke said.

"Ah, let's go. Your Highness, don't forget to take me to play. Cheng Yanjin explained, turned around and ran away.

Wei Chi Jingde arched his hand at Li Ke and left.

As soon as the two of them left, Li Ke was also speechless, what is this called, but Lao Wei looked angry, should he go to hide outside the city? In a moment he will definitely spray himself.

Early in the morning, Li Ke didn't want people to spray, although Li Ke was already very skilled in interrupting Lao Wei's spell, but who was willing to pick up and scold if he had nothing to do?