Chapter 12 Cleaners
I don't know if it's a coincidence.
The words on this plaque are written with a red pen, and it seems that there is no good force when writing, and the ink is slightly more, resulting in the production of excess ink, which turns into water droplets and drips downward.
So the overall look looks a little more gloomy inexplicably.
"That's a good name!"
"I thought about it for a long time before I came up with it!"
Su Yang was unusually hospitable, showing off his couplets and plaques.
It's just that the monkey already has a bad premonition in his heart.
"Dare to cure any disease in the world..."
The monkey muttered to himself.
Su Yang nodded as a matter of course: "Yes, as an excellent doctor, the most taboo thing is to look forward and backward, cringe, and finally delay the best time to treat the injured!" ”
"So it's a dare to govern, not a cure..."
The monkey suddenly realized: "What if it can't be cured?" ”
"Grab people back on Huangquan Road!"
"Didn't I write it?"
"It's just that I haven't succeeded yet, when I learn TV dramas, when I go to shock my heart, I fail every time."
Speaking of this, Su Yang looked sorry, and then looked at the monkey with expectant eyes.
In an instant, the monkey felt like he was falling into an ice cave.
It was as if what was in front of him was not an ordinary clinic, but an abyss leading to hell.
And this fear reached its peak at the moment when Su Yang pushed the door open.
Blood!
Blood everywhere!
It's just that because of the time, the blood stains have dried up, and the air is full of fishy smell!
On the walls, on the floor tiles, on the operating table...
The monkey suddenly wanted to retract what he had just thought.
It's hell.
This is hell!
"Hmm, hasn't my cleaner been here lately?"
"I'm not going to see a doctor again!"
"I'm a doctor!"
Su Yang seemed to be a little dissatisfied, and muttered in his mouth.
Especially when he smelled the smell of the clinic, he simply stopped his footsteps outside the door and looked at the monkey with a hopeful gaze: "Do you know how to clean?" ”
The monkey's body trembled and shook his head decisively.
"Oh..."
When he heard Su Yang's lost 'oh' sound, his body was cold, and he nodded at an extremely fast frequency.
If his memory is not wrong, Su Yang was ready to kill when he said 'oh' a few times before!
"Yes!"
"I'm a cleanliness person!"
"I love cleaning my room!"
Seeing that the loss in Su Yang's eyes turned into joy again at a speed visible to the naked eye, the monkey was heartbroken, gritted his teeth, and rushed in directly!
Enduring the discomfort in his heart, the monkey worked hard to clean every corner of the store.
"Be sure to clean the operating table carefully!"
"You'll use it then."
"Good work."
Hearing Su Yang's shouting standing outside the door, the monkey was so frightened that the mop almost fell to the ground.
If I heard it right...
Operating table...
Yourself, will you use it?
Looking at the mottled bloodstains on it, the monkey's heart stopped beating at this moment.
"Maybe it's just that there aren't enough beds for me to sleep here."
"That's it..."
The monkey muttered, pushed open the door of a room, saw the row of beds made inside, and silently withdrew his gaze.
"Lao Tzu fights..."
"Fight now, just die."
"Work hard and live longer."
"The job is done beautifully, apply for the cleaning position, and you will not die at all!"
Monkeys seem to be particularly good at PUA themselves, and can always find a suitable reason to become 'calm' again when their emotions are about to explode.
After self-comfort, the monkey began to work diligently, trying to wipe every bit of blood in the corner!
Diligent and conscientious!
However, in just half an hour, except for the operating table, the other positions have been completely renewed.
Even intimately sprayed air fresheners to make the smell of the hospital more fragrant.
"With my extraordinary skills, the man in front of me may appreciate me!"
"He just said that his cleaner is not there!"
"I'm the new cleaner!"
"Stay away from the operating table!"
Thinking of this, the monkey's mood became much better, and he wiped the blood stains and worked harder.
As for Su Yang, he didn't know where to move out a rocking chair, placed it at the door of his medical hall, fell on it, shook slightly, basking in the sun, his eyes closed, as if he had fallen asleep.
During this time, the monkey discovered a small detail.
People who dare to walk in the light on this street have a momentum and demeanor that they exude, which is completely different from the place where they fought before.
's indifferent eyes look much scary than his own boss!
And a strong man passing by!
That tendon meat!
I feel like I can hang my boss up and fight!
Even the 'cleaner uncle' who had just passed by with a broom gave people a sense of unfathomability.
But these people, without exception, all maintain the same habits!
Passing by the entrance of the medical hall, when he saw Su Yang, he was surprised at first, then decisively bypassed a little, and then walked over.
It's like... There is an invisible wall outside the door of the medical hall.
And the source of the wall is Su Yang, who has not shown up for half a year, looks harmless to people and animals, and is even sleeping.
"If I can mess with this boss, I will be in the dark street in the future, will I also be the number one person..."
The monkey muttered to himself, as if he had imagined a good life in his future, full of energy.
Until...
"Brother Su, you're finally back!"
A voice of surprise came!
The monkey looked at it subconsciously.
A child who looked no more than thirteen or fourteen years old, very delicate, wearing a peaked cap, stood in front of Su Yang, his eyes were full of surprise.
"Hmm..."
"Little cleaner, you're back too."
"What a coincidence."
Su Yang opened his eyes a little vaguely, looked at the boy in front of him, and said weakly.
Cleaning...
Cleaning!!!
At this moment, all the other words that Su Yang had just said were ignored by the monkey, and only the word cleaning kept echoing in his mind, like thunder!
I have just found my goal in life!
I have just fantasized about the status of one person and ten thousand people!
In less than ten minutes, you told me that my ex had returned?
The monkey's heart is constantly crumbling.
The boy showed a clear, sunny smile: "I've been back a long time ago, but I haven't been able to find you!" Uncle Liu told me just now that you were back, so I hurriedly ran over. ”
"Then why didn't you clean your room before?" Su Yang was puzzled and asked.
The boy looked at Su Yang with a resentful expression: "You locked the door and haven't given me the key yet." ”
"Isn't the Wednesday dog under the overpass able able to pick the lock?"
Su Yang thought about this question solemnly.
The corners of the boy's mouth twitched slightly: "He doesn't dare to open your lock." ”