Chapter 2: The Noodle Shop Conflict
Vivi when she was a fitness coach
Vivi when she was a fitness coach
Flammable shooting, standing there, very tall and tall, not strong, but looks brave and powerful, the top sports students belong to the combat strength when they are in school, the key is that this guy is still very angular, has board and eyes, developed masseter muscles, and has a handsome male protagonist.
Very photogenic.
This was the photographer's first reaction, and he immediately turned the 3D camera at the flammable to capture this once-in-a-lifetime episode, and muttered, "A little more!" ”
Seeing that the camera was aimed at him, he conveyed a kind of hostility, so he slammed the camera away, glared at the fat man and said, "What are you doing?" Want to die? ”
The shopkeeper on the side was startled, and he couldn't put down the dough kneaded in his hand, and immediately looked over, and a man in uniform at the door was also standing outside and looking inside.
The fat man's eyes look clever, he will look at the flammable for a while, and look at the camera for a while, and now the flammable in his eyes is not the fault finder, but the God of Wealth, and he seized the opportunity to perform to the camera: "What's wrong?" I eat mine, I love to eat, I can eat, I'm eating and broadcasting, come and see this, yo, babies, the locomotive party appeared on the street, the old boy, looking for faults... ”
The cameraman listened to the fat man's instructions and pointed the camera at the flammable.
Flammable saw the camera pointed at him again, even though he didn't know what the camera was shooting
How influential it will be, but still have to explain to the camera: "He's a dead fat man, he's a waste of food!" ”
"Huh! Come on, come on, the babies in the live broadcast room of the blue network, look at the logic of the old boy, look, fat people eat is called wasting food, I didn't steal or rob, I earn my own money and eat by myself, look at this guy. The fat man spoke eloquently, and the description was vivid.
Yi Huo was speechless for a while, it's not that he doesn't know about online violence, it's just that he doesn't have a concept of what the violence of the blue network is.
The fat man was stunned when he saw the flammable, and he pushed the camera to shoot the flammable face, and only wrote 2 words on that expression, which was not beaten. The key is that he also said what he wanted to hear most from flammable: "Do you have the ability to beat me?" ”
There was a muffled sound of "popping", and the sound of the thick skin and flesh being shaken out came out, accompanied by a mouthful of saliva flying out.
The fat man's face felt for a moment that he had never been so bullied in his life, and he couldn't believe that such a sentence that everyone would like to use to provoke could really be fulfilled, this is not a 'Jiupin Sesame Official', this is 2035... He said to the flammable face with a kind of anger backed by countless fans behind him: "Beat people, beat people unreasonably, do you see?" Smack, hit me in the face, brother, you have to have an explanation for beating someone, hit me if I do something wrong? Apologize, apologize to me, babies, we can't get used to this kind of social dregs. ”
The fat man tried to instigate his fan group to support himself on the platform, the key is that he wanted to cut off the fans' leeks by the way through this slap. But this is a recording, not a live broadcast, and he is only performing now.
Yi Yan has never seen this kind of face in his life, he actually dared to kick his nose in front of him, he raised his fist again, the fat man saw the fist up close, it was not small, and it seemed to have practiced, no less sandbags, the worst, he should have fought less.
And this fist did not leave any chance for the fat man, like a missile, directly at the fat man's face, and it was a muffled sound, although the fat man had enough tonnage, but he still couldn't afford to eat this powerful blow, and fell backwards from the sky, and his thick body lay on the floor, and even the table board on the side was overturned. Luckily it was an empty table, just some chopsticks and dipping sauce.
The fat man's face was thick, and although he was hit with gold stars in the eyes of this punch, his defense seemed to be okay, and he said to the photographer: "Come, come, shoot me in the face, I'll play a while." ”
The photographer immediately pointed the camera at the face of the fat man who fell on the floor, and his face was indeed red, not to mention the skin and flesh, and the pain could be felt through the camera. And the fat man's expression became extremely contrived pain, distorted, resentful, and squeezed out a tear, justice was late this time.
Flammable looked at the tiger's body and was shocked: "Huh? ”
After the fat man's performance, the photographer turned off the camera, the fat man got up, instantly put away the actor's face, poured a ruffian into his body, easily patted the dust on his body, walked to the flammable with the photographer, and said with an unstoppable expression: "Okay, the recording is over, brother, you are dead!" ”
After speaking, the fat man's big fist was raised, and the photographer put the camera equipment into the bag on the side, rolled up his sleeves, and raised his fist.
Flammable is from the Department of Physical Education, it can't be said to be a scholar, but it can also be regarded as an outstanding type, he loves sports, and he is half a head taller than the other party, if he encounters this kind of street fight, it can be regarded as a professional counterpart, seeing the slow and weak movements of the fat man and the photographer's big brother pounce up, Flammable sees the opportunity and aims at their noses.
One punch for one person.
"Knock knock!" Two tones.
One ass squishes the trash can, and the other mouth kisses chicken bones.
The two fell to the ground.
The shopkeeper was so frightened that he was at a loss on the side, and wanted to come up to persuade him, but he didn't mean to chase him, because the opponent's offline combat power was too weak, and he was a little embarrassed to continue to fight.
But the two of them got up and wanted to continue fighting, swearing in their mouths, and at the same time playing a sideways show that they wanted to compete with flammable. The photographer even picked up a chair from the side and tried to give a big cap to the flammable falling from the sky.
It's just that the twisting and weak action is really not enough to see in front of the flammable, glaring at the photographer's chest, the chair flew back, but smashed on the fat man's head, and the photographer kicked back, stepped on the trash can and rolled out, the fat man spit out the noodles, and slipped backwards, "poof" fell not lightly, and couldn't get up for a long time.
The fat man was hit on the head by the photographer's stool, and it was no big deal, after all, he was protecting it at the time, and he was fighting in a fighting posture, his adrenaline soared, his defense soared, and his attention also soared, and he rushed up, wanting to knock the flammable down with his fat body.
But the flammable force is not small, and when he moves forward with both hands, the fat man is like hitting a pillar, and he can't push it at all. And the flammable just grabbed the fat man's collar and pressed it on the table on the side, and the fat man had no weight and no strength, so he was easily pressed on the table.
Flammable pinched these two guys, it was almost easy to catch, a terrible fact made Flammable couldn't help but sigh, it seems that nowadays, young men and women have basically become otaku rotten women, in a sub-healthy state, and their own athletic type is about to become a rare species.
"That's it?" Yi Yan felt that this fight scene was simply abusive, and he couldn't form an opponent, so he lost interest in fighting and wanted to give the fat man another slap to end the game.
Suddenly, a uniformed man came in and grabbed the flammable hand violently: "It's illegal to beat people offline, come with me." ”
Flammable was shocked, how long has it been since he started? A uniformed man came in immediately, and he pulled and said let's go with him while talking, is this fishing law enforcement or rushing to the police? Seeing this person's origin, he was also puzzled, but when he heard that he had broken the law, he was very weak-hearted, so he had to follow the uniformed man out of the door, with a look of surprise.
The fat man didn't dare to make a sound when he was lying on the table, but when he saw that the flammable was pulled out by the uniformed one, he had another layer of courage in his heart, and he got up and straightened his waist and said, "Don't go!" Don't go! Hey, I'm on the blue web with 1 million followers, see how I kill you! Don't think about it for the rest of your life, phew! ”