Anyway, when I got up this morning, I always felt that something was wrong, and subconsciously touched under the pillow, the mobile phone was there, the wallet was there, the keys were also there, and the daughter-in-law... Well, the daughter-in-law has already deflated and folded it and put it under the bed, that thing is too hurtful and nerve-wracking, and the frequency of use is too high, which will lead to some inappropriate shots of code words. I read a news report before, saying that the first thing a successful single man wakes up is to wash up, dress and wear a hat, and go to work like a dog, think about it carefully, I haven't had a day for most of my life, every day is to get up to smoke, play ** code words, eat fast food, look at stockings, beautiful legs, reverie, and still in my mother-in-law's house, how fragrant the country is, in case one day I still dare to ask my mother-in-law if I dare to ask my mother-in-law free shipping?

By the way, I forgot to introduce myself, I am a sling.

The only thing that can make me feel proud is this love crazy 5 in my hand, speaking of this beloved love crazy 5, she has always been my intimate little padded jacket, accompanied me countless sleepless nights, including a wonderful and moving encounter, which filled me with infinite reverie.

I remember that it was a sunny afternoon, my mother was afraid that I would not be able to eat and sleep in this cold concrete forest, and I made a sum of money to my Agricultural Bank card, looking at the huge amount of money that was enough for my three months' expenses, all kinds of delicious delicacies in the urban village were all over in my head, and finally resolutely returned to the small restaurant downstairs and ordered a plate of scrambled eggs with leeks, and filled it with two bowls of rice. In fact, I am a very nostalgic person, the daughter of the owner of the small restaurant downstairs often eyebrows with me, if it weren't for the fact that the milk powder before her weaning was more expensive, I also want to play with capital operation, do a long-term investment, on her father's craftsmanship is leveraged, this restaurant is not popular in the future, I heard that there is a creature called Phoenix man, I get up every morning and look in the mirror and feel that I am actually quite Phoenix, which is definitely more potential than the starting point of the potential to sign a contract.

Well, it's far away, let's talk about love crazy 5, valuable love crazy 5.

Or that sunny afternoon, I had a huge amount of money after I was full of water and food, the wine was too expensive, I couldn't afford to drink, I didn't use the wrong idiom, can you not be so obsessive-compulsive? A soft girl wearing all kinds of tempting stockings dangled in front of my eyes, smiling at Grandpa Mao in my pocket, looking at me is a strong blood surge, if it weren't for the fact that I am a promising young man with no money in his pocket, I will definitely pull out a hair from under my crotch and turn it into billions of children, and the soldiers will go into the battle for 300 rounds before they can withdraw the army. [Then this novel will completely say goodbye to the starting point.] 】

Well, it's off topic again, I've watched Blizzard's "Hunger Marketing" too much during this time, and I'm guilty of sin.

Continue that sunny afternoon, under the leadership of my lofty consciousness and insistence on following the party and being a good servant of the people, [I didn't even join the Young Pioneers, I am really thick-skinned] all kinds of sensual dog and horse places are floating clouds in my heart, of course, those unscrupulous profiteers who hang the name of various pharmacies are actually selling drugs such as Yuting and Viagra for the benefit of future generations, I also went to consult the price one by one, and later found that as long as I have a good relationship with the boss, I can actually get a ninety-nine discount, I am really clever. It's just that they can never imagine that the energy they spend on me can only be in vain, how can a good man like me, who can't use XX sets once in three years, be their potential customers?

Who smashed the eggs...

Well, I was wrong and don't digress anymore.

On the last sunny afternoon, after a long health walk, I was about to drive back to the palace for a short rest, but three thousand beauties turned into five fingers, the center of the acid can be 5,000 words lyrical, and the next can be 5,000 words crossing, but the middle 100 years are missing, and life is so good that science fiction plus fantasy.

"Handsome guy, do you want to look at your phone?" A sweet voice suddenly came from behind me, the sugar content was at least three plus, and at that moment I suddenly remembered the sweet and sour tenderloin made by my mother, and my heart was a little sour.

I stopped and turned around, only to see a cute girl like the girl next door looking at me obediently, the two small dimples on the face are even more mouthwatering, if you can gently kiss it, the delicate texture, the fragrant taste, the infinite change of chewiness, that... Wrong, wrong, this is not a Chinese drama review on the tip of the tongue.

The girl stood less than half a meter away from me, I was one meter seventy-seven, she was almost to my shoulder, a straightened clear soup noodles, slightly rolled bangs, wearing a hunter green casual shirt, a pair of extremely ordinary sports shoes, carrying a backpack that could not be seen, in fact, I didn't see anything clearly, I knew that she had a pair of twin peaks at a very high altitude, to ensure that the bath would not wet the feet of the feeling, can make countless girls embarrassed, weeping and bright.

"What mobile phone?" I vigilantly touched the inner pocket of my coat, Grandpa Mao lived peacefully in that small space.

The girl's smile was even sweeter, I felt a feeling of dizziness, saying that this kind of divine weapon with a vertigo effect is indeed not something that mortals like me can resist. "The new factory love crazy 5 mobile phone, I'll change some money to go home, do you want it?

To be honest, I didn't pay attention to what she said in front of me, and the last four words made me feel like a spring breeze, how many lonely nights, I dreamed of having such a sister gently biting my ears, and said in my ear like a gossamer: "Do you want it? handsome guy!" and then I put my arms around her and showed her strength, telling her my answer with practical actions. [This is the rhythm of bidding farewell to the starting point again]

"You are my little white? This look is a stolen mobile phone, you dare to take it out and sell it, and you are not afraid of being caught. How much is it?" I asked in a low voice after looking around vigilantly to make sure that there were not a few strong men in ambush who were about to play Immortal Jump together.

"Handsome guy, I saw that you were from here, and my little sister was forced to take such a risk because she had no choice but to collect the fare, I just wanted to get rid of it quickly and change the fare, and sell it to you cheaply for 1,000 yuan. "The girl walked up to me, and naturally grabbed my right arm, and through the clothes came the soft texture, the kind of elasticity that only belongs to the energetic cardamom girl, the grass... Where's the grass?

"300!"

"At least 800!" the girl slid almost the entire length of my thick unicorn arm into the gear slot on her chest. Suddenly, I felt that the strength of the unicorn arm that had been dormant for many years actually had a violent breath at this time, this move hurt the heavens and harmony, and the lethality was extremely great, and with the artifact such as Vinda tissue, it could slaughter billions of lives at a time, and the power was far greater than the move in any novel at the starting point. Back then, I was fortunate to have the guidance of the martial arts celebrity Iijima Ai's predecessors, and it took a lot of effort to seal it in his right arm. I didn't expect to run away at such a critical juncture, is it better for people to be counted as heaven, and they are going to set off a bloody storm on the rivers and lakes?

"300!" I silently recited "Marx's Philosophical Treatise" in my heart, and the Yuanying Police stood on the mourning platform, and the true qi of the whole body was running to suppress the strength of the Qilin arm, and bargained again.

"Look at you so honest, I didn't expect the bargain to be so powerful, 500 a price!" The girl shook my right hand coquettishly, and the left and right mutual games that Zhou Botong had used to reappear in the world at this time, even if my thick-skinned and thick-skinned unicorn arm was killed under the blow of two clumps of fat. Suddenly, I whispered, "I'm !!! grass."

I didn't expect the unicorn arm strength to break through the Shaoyang foot meridian along the meridians into the heart, when he was young and ignorant, the penance "Golden Vase Plum" had gone mad into the demon to derive the supreme demon, in the sea of desire for many years can not be liberated, after a generation of strange people Chen Tianqiao to teach the "Legend" magic skills with the method of Daigo empowerment, closed door penance for six years before returning to the world. Originally, I thought that the magic had eliminated all the demons in my heart, but at this moment, I knew that my demon roots were deep, and I was obsessed with the sea of desire, and I was indulged in lust, and I couldn't cultivate the true body of Bodhi, and the Tao was broken.

"300!" I endured kneading the reality of the pair of clouds, looking at the nose, nose and mouth, mouth and heart, the tip of the tongue against the palate, meditating and holding my breath, he was strong, and the breeze was blowing on the hills.

The girl seemed to be annoyed, with a little aggrieved look, the nails of her little finger still lightly scratched my palm, and she pouted and looked at me, the fleshy lips, the cute eyes, and said, "400, it can't be less!"

"300!" "When I watched Jet Li's version of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", Zhang Wuji and his mother said before she died that the more beautiful the woman, the more she would deceive people, and then Zhang Wuji, who was stunned, jumped into Zhao Minbu's bureau without hesitation, and didn't take the lives of the brothers around him seriously; All of the above is a profound warning to every male compatriot that if a beautiful woman wants to lie to you, every part of her body is a weapon. When a beautiful woman shows you all the parts of her body, she either thinks you're a repair shop or tells you that she's going to get a new generation.

"Ouch!!" The girl sighed and pulled my unicorn arm out of the two balls of tenderness, with a look of loss. As everyone knows, I am more lost than her, like an otaku in the cold winter who was pulled out of the warm quilt by his mother, and then found that the "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard" and "Playboy" in the bookcase were cleaned up, and the full 450G hard disk girl in the hard drive was called "right mouse button" The ruthless character killed lost his armor and abandoned his armor, and all of them were reincarnated in a different space called the recycling station, and he couldn't come back in this life, just like his mother called me a few days ago, saying that the daughter of the second fat man in the village who weighed 180 came to the door in a few days to say goodbye, you should prepare well, people are a woman's family. In fact, I want to tell my mother that even if I add two more slats to my 150 small bed, she can't help but toss.

There is no greater death than sadness, the unicorn arm slowly subsided, and the heart demon who was about to break out of the body seemed to be impressed by my infinitely desolate aura, and slowly fell asleep again.

"300 is 300, it's a good start, I'm selling it to you!" The girl hesitated for a long time, and the long-lost smile appeared on her white and tender little face again, and two cute little dimples appeared again.

"Call this number and try it?" I quickly reported my mobile phone number, and the girl also pressed the number methodically on the tall LCD screen.

"Late at night, the phone rang, I guessed it was you who didn't sleep!" Dick Cowboy's deep singing voice sounded in my domestic Huawei, it was a mobile phone number with a tail number "9436", I subconsciously looked at the girl's towering twin peaks, and secretly said that this number actually secretly coincided with the way of heaven, and a word broke the sky.

I asked the girl to try other functions again, the ** that I had been looking up to for a long time, the Momo who kept me awake at night, and the people nearby who made me want to die. I seem to see that I am about to say goodbye to the cold night of sleeplessness, with such a noble purpose, I took out three Grandpa Mao from my arms, looking at the corners of Grandpa Mao's mouth that gradually curled, I felt that 300 oceans started a high-end atmosphere and high-grade love crazy 5, and I couldn't help but applaud my earth-shattering bargaining skills.

The girl took 300 oceans and put them in the inner pocket of her clothes, and a wisp of pale green lace came into my eyes, and she smiled even sweeter, "Handsome guy, thank you for helping me, that was my phone just now, my name is Cheng Xiaoxi." The girl waved at me and turned away.

At this time, I don't care what the girl's name is, I only have this tall love crazy 5 in my heart, today is really my lucky day. When I couldn't wait to open the box and take out the phone to boot up, the clear boot screen appeared on the clear boot screen of Apple's founder Steve Jobs.

"He's a good guy!" is what I always said about Steve Jobs.

Then everything I was looking forward to appeared,**,Momo,All kinds of soft girl paper nearby,Let my spare time life be full of laughter。 It's a fairy tale.

......

I lay on the bed and immersed myself in the beautiful memories, and then turned on my phone to check the time, it was already 11:23 in the morning, and what worried me even more was that the battery of the mobile phone was only 6% It's a power consumption,Love crazy 5 is power consumption,I muttered to take off the high-end business battery that was charged overnight from the auxiliary charge,Quickly peel off the shell of love crazy 5 and replace it with a full battery to boot up,In the pleasant sound of boot music,I got dressed three times five divided by two,Rinse my mouth casually,Swallow half a box of fried noodles left over from last night,Walk to the mirror and spray your hair wet with a watering can,Pick up the comb for less than two minutes,Another phoenix-like man appeared,I was intoxicated。

Open the computer and open the browser,Skillfully enter the starting point Chinese the network,After logging in to the account, the input 2627009 searching for rotten and neat isso,And then an impulse to cut open the anti-theft window and throw the computer down spontaneously,The recommended collection of all evil clicks,Sanjiang is yellow again。 Well, be sure to take a look at the yellow calendar before coding words today...

Wait, March 8th, Women's Day, okay, pick up my intimate little padded jacket, a happy wry smile on the corner of my mouth, and a string of familiar numbers are pressed in an instant: "Mom, happy holiday, I'm very good in Panyu!"

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I would like to celebrate Women's Day with this article, Mom, happy holidays, my son is very good in Panyu, don't read it!