Chapter 288: The Underworld
"Three questions!"
The corners of Xishen's mouth twitched slightly, and he still said with a cold face.
"Huh?"
"Joy-sama, are you afraid?"
"Since you're afraid, it's easy to do."
"I thought you'd rather die than give in."
"In fact, sometimes, people's bottom line is easy to drop again and again."
"For example, now you think that the three questions are the biggest charity for me, but maybe after a while, you will feel that the five questions are not much different."
"Eventually, you'll think, after all that's been said anyway, there's no point in limiting the number of times..."
"So there's really no need to set a quantity first."
"But since you like it, let me ask the first question first..."
Liu Chengfeng's voice was as warm as a spring breeze, and he smiled and spoke, but his gaze at Xishen unconsciously became a little sharper: "Difu... Where did it go? ”
"Underworld..."
Xishen's soul trembled slightly, as if he was recalling something, and there was an indelible fear hidden in the depths of his eyes, and after a long time, he said in a hoarse voice: "Difu... Destroyed, forever lost in this world, there is no possibility of recovery. ”
"Is that so?"
Liu Chengfeng did not continue to ask questions, but fell into deep thought.
After a while, Liu Chengfeng looked at Xishen again: "Why do the immortals want to destroy the underworld?" ”
"I refuse to answer that question."
Xishen refused without hesitation.
Liu Chengfeng sighed, his face showed some regret, turned around, and looked at Su Yang: "When you pursue efficiency again, force is often more useful than wisdom. ”
"Can you force me to ask?"
Su Yang looked at Liu Chengfeng curiously: "What are the benefits?" ”
"I can mobilize the human resources of Shanhai City, find all the owners of those stray cats and dogs of fools, and let them adopt their own cats and dogs."
"And let them be sure to treat these cats and dogs seriously and considerately for the rest of their lives, as family."
"I'm sure they won't refuse."
Liu Chengfeng said with a smile.
At this moment, Su Yang's eyes lit up!
Bright as a star.
"You said it earlier!"
"This sentence is worth ten favors."
Su Yang muttered in his mouth, stood up from the rocking chair with a brisk step, rolled up his sleeves, and stood in front of Xishen.
Seeing Su Yang, Xishen subconsciously panicked, and that unforgettable terrifying memory resurfaced in his mind.
"You... What are you going to do..."
"Ahh
Before Xishen's words were finished, he was directly copied by Su Yang in his hand in the next second, and kneaded it repeatedly, just like dough.
"Heh... Huh..."
"Do you want me to give in to this little pain in my soul?"
"I'm not who I used to be!"
"There are some things that I won't say anyway."
Even so, Xishen still sneered.
But Su Yang didn't seem to hear it, and after rubbing Xishen into a ball, he looked around: "I remember that there was a public toilet nearby, and I don't know if it was demolished by Geng Fatman." ”
“???”
"What are you going to do?"
Kikami, who originally looked very strong, suddenly became panicked, his eyes widened, and he kept shouting angrily.
"Hmm..."
"Suppress your soul in the public toilet."
"Does this news make you happy all day?"
Su Yang said as a matter of course, and walked out of the door with the soul of the happy god in his hands.
"Say !!"
"I said !!"
For a second, he felt like he had nothing to fear.
Is there anything more painful in this world than cutting the soul with one's own hands?
But Su Yang only responded to him in a second.
Yes.
And a lot.
It's just that as soon as the first one is proposed, the god of joy can't stand it.
Fantasizing that he will have to be accompanied by those pickled things for decades, even hundreds of years, in the future, he would rather be crushed now!
Even if you can't live forever.
No...
They have long since been immortalized.
“……”
"Is it so easy to let go?"
"Your faith doesn't seem to be very strong."
Looking at Xishen's embarrassed appearance, Su Yang couldn't help but mutter, and then threw his soul thoughts in the air, and sat back in the rocking chair.
"Remember!"
"Either way, get those animals for me!"
In the end, Su Yang looked at Liu Chengfeng seriously and said.
Liu Chengfeng still smiled: "No problem, I promise, the owners of these cats and dogs will cry bitterly to retrieve them, and care for them like relatives." ”
After speaking, Liu Chengfeng slowly looked at Xishen again.
"Look..."
"Actually, I'm very qualified and polite."
"You could have had a pleasant conversation with me, but you made yourself so embarrassed."
"The end is already doomed, so why not make the process enjoyable?"
"Now..."
"Why did the immortals destroy the underworld?"
Liu Chengfeng said with a smile.
"Because..."
"Because of the interests..."
"The underworld is separated from each other, although it also respects Haotian, but... But in fact, she was in charge of Hou Tu Niang, and she was only superficially polite to Haotian. ”
"But the underworld is in charge of reincarnation."
"Externally, it is even more proclaimed... The living belong to Haotian, and the dead... The dead are under the control of the earthly government. ”
"Haotian has long been dissatisfied with this."
After accepting this reality, Xishen became much more honest, not as tough as before, but quietly replied to Liu Chengfeng's question.
Liu Chengfeng frowned slightly: "Just because you are dissatisfied, you will attack the underworld, or even destroy it?" ”
"According to myths and legends, the underworld is not a soft persimmon."
"And it also occupies important positions such as Huangquan and reincarnation."
"If Haotian makes a move just because of his own feelings, I'm afraid... The other immortals won't sit idly by, right? ”
After hearing Liu Chengfeng's words, Xishen's eyes showed a touch of sadness.
He smiled bitterly.
It's like laughing, and it's like laughing at yourself.
"yes..."
"The cause and effect of destroying the underworld is unbearable even for the Three Realms."
"But..."
"The underworld is indeed destroyed in full view of everyone."
"In the disregard of the immortals, and even under the encouragement, they completely disappeared into the historical occasions."
"Hehe..."
"Everyone knows the importance of the underworld, and everyone knows that the underworld contains great merits..."
"But on the contrary, everyone is looking forward to the destruction of the underworld."
"Are you ridiculous?"
"Even I was one of the original ones."
"Although my immortal rank is not high and my strength is weak, I am silently looking forward to the destruction of the underworld."
Xishen's eyes became a little crazy, and he laughed loudly, but this laughter was full of remorse.