Chapter 263: Brother, why don't you pee your pants and embarrass with me
In the end, Lin Zixian still lived up to expectations, and came out on top, surpassing Lin Yan to become the fifth person to get food.
Seeing that she won, Li Ge screamed excitedly, and shouted with both hands in a trumpet shape: "Mom, you give me a long face too much, I love you, you are amazing~ Aunt Lin Ran, my mother won~ She is not the last one~ Aunt Yiman, May Mom, my mother won~"
Li Ge was so excited that he circled the whole audience, eager to inform the world of the news that Lin Zixian had won.
Compared with Li Ge's excitement, Fu Yan and Fu Xiao's sister and brother's expressions were much more solemn.
They didn't care that Lin Yan won the first place, but they were worried that Lin Yan, who won the last place, would be angry with them when she went back.
So they're already expecting the morning recording to end later, and as a resultβ
As soon as Lin Zixian and Lin Yan came ashore, Yang Le announced: "The morning's activities are officially over here, and now you can take the ingredients you get home to cook~"
Seeing this, Lin Ran said, "Sister Zixian, what kind of dishes do you have in there?" β
"I'll see!"
Lin Zixian opened the plastic bag in the food basket.
It contained a few finger-long fish, three tomatoes, two eggs, and a cabbage.
"It seems that the fish prepared by the program team are all getting smaller and progressively, Lin Yan, what do you have in it?" Su May asked.
Lin Yan opened the plastic bag in the bamboo basket and saw a bag of beans, a cucumber, a bag of cold vegetables and a small ball of meat.
"You're better than I expected, I'm really afraid that the program team will give you two steamed buns."
Seeing that Lin Yan's bamboo basket was also meat and vegetarian, Su May was relieved.
In case Lin Yan really has two steamed buns in her basket, they have to give her a good one, but now, there is no need for it.
Lin Yan smiled: "It's better than I expected, it seems that the program team has a life this time." β
Yang Le: "......"
He doesn't want to be a man, but he doesn't want to make trouble.
Lin Ran ignored Lin Yan, she turned her head and asked Lin Zixian, "Do you go back and do it yourself or go to mine to do it?" β
"you, rub your big fish and meat by the way, but why do you row so well?" Lin Zixian asked curiously.
Hearing Lin Zixian's words, everyone turned their heads to look at the program team.
Su May joked: "Director, did you go through the back door for Lin Ran?" β
Yang Le: "I swear I don't have it with the ratings of my next variety show, and I also want to know why Lin Ran knows everything!" β
[Director Yang dared to swear by the ratings of his next variety show, it seems that he really didn't let Lin Ran go through the back door! ] γ
[I have reason to suspect that the program team reported our suspicions to Director Yang, but I didn't expect Director Yang to dare to swear by the ratings of his next variety show, I believe that he really didn't give Lin Ran the back door, after all, people in the entertainment industry are very metaphysical, and they will not easily swear by the box office or ratings of their own programs or dramas, for fear that the oath will be fulfilled! ] γ
[I have to say that Lin Ran does have a lot of messy skills, no wonder Mr. Xie will agree to her on this show~]
[Blind guess that these skills of Lin Dye Club have something to do with Lin Yan and Lin Yan's mother! ] γ
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Just when the audience was guessing, I heard Lin Ran say: "I don't know anything, I just happen to know some small skills related to life and survival, which is probably what everyone often says about children without mothers." β
Everyone present knew that Lin Yan's mother was Lin Ran's stepmother.
So Lin Ran's words are really difficult for them to accept.
Seeing this, Lin Ran continued: "Speaking of which, I have to thank Director Yang for giving me such an opportunity so that I can teach these survival skills to my three children so that they can live independently even if they leave me and Lao Xie in the future." β
"So you're going to let them cook today's lunch?" Yang Le instantly understood the meaning of Lin Ran's words.
"They will definitely not be able to complete their homework independently for the time being, but it doesn't matter, I will guide them and Sister Zixian from the side, and strive to make Sister Zixian and Baby Li Ge independent as soon as possible, after all, my husband does not eat as many times as they cook my food!"
"Flutter!"
Su May couldn't help but laugh.
"Lin Ran, if you want to say that, then I will rob you of Sister Zixian!"
Without waiting for Lin Ran to speak, Su May said to Lin Zixian: "Sister Zixian, I will also cook those dishes in your basket, you go to me and I will teach you, so that my son and I can spend more time together!" β
Yang Yiman said: "Zixian, it doesn't matter where you go, the important thing is that the audience should really want to see Lin Ran busy." β
"Lin Zixian, you go to May, don't give Lin Ran a chance to be lazy, it's not easy to take advantage of her~" Yang Le coaxed outside the camera.
Lin Zixian looked at Lin Ran and said, "Do you want to keep me?" β
"The love that stays behind won't last long, so~" Lin Ran stopped talking.
"I see that you don't welcome me to you at all, since that's the case, then goodbye!"
Lin Zixian waved her hands and decisively pulled Li Ge to Su Wuyue's side.
"In that case, then let's see you again and go!"
Lin Ran didn't care whether Yang Yiman would leave Lin Yan to cook at their house, she took the three little ones and slipped away decisively.
As soon as he entered the house, Xie Yi'an grabbed his little Jiji with his legs and rushed to the toilet, but as soon as he entered the toilet, he was already pouring out of thousands of miles.
Looking at his wet pants, he cried with a "wow".
Hearing the cry, Lin Ran thought he had fallen into the toilet.
Stuffed the things in his hand into Xie Yiming's arms, turned around and ran to the toilet.
She nervously shouted as she ran, "What's wrong?" Dropped the toilet? β
Not only Lin Ran, but the audience who was watching the live broadcast thought that he had fallen into the pit the moment they heard Xie Yi'an's crying.
γοΌοΌοΌ What? An An fell into the pit? Really? γ
[Although, do you have to consider the safety of children going to the toilet when choosing a house?
[I know that Anbao falling into the toilet is a big deal and will lose his life if he doesn't do it well, but when I think of Lin Ran going to reach out to the toilet to catch the baby, I don't know why I still have some expectations, woo Anbao, aunt is sorry for you, aunt review, aunt is too bad! ] γ
[Compared with falling into the pit, wetting pants will be more reasonable, because if you really fall into the pit, Anbao's cry will not be so clear~]
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Xie Yiming and Xie Yihong were worried that something would happen to Xie Yi'an.
The two hurriedly put the ingredients in their hands into the kitchen and hurried to the toilet.
As soon as I entered, I saw the mother and son who were deadlocked.
Xie Yi'an looked at Lin Ran, who was trying to hold back a smile with tears in his eyes, aggrieved and helpless.
Xie Yiming, Xie Yihong: ???
Then they heard Xie Yi'an say aggrievedly: "Brother, I peed my pants~"
"Woo woo woo so embarrassed, I actually peed my pants in the show, brother, or you can pee your pants and embarrass with me!"
Xie Yihong: "......"