Chapter 132 When today's article is heavy, why do you need to talk about Han and Tang Dynasties?!
Zhang Wenxiong didn't know how many times he used allusions to pretend to be forced, and at this time, seeing that everyone else was in the trap, he smiled unhurriedly and said: "But there is no absoluteness in the world, or how to say that Su Dongpo is a great writer who will go down in history. ”
One thing to say, he's a good storyteller, and everyone else wants to hear what he has to say.
"Senior brother, hurry up, everyone is curious!" Lu Na made a shy gesture of her little daughter.
"Everyone, listen up, Su Dongpo is right: Four poems and elegant songs!"
Seeing that everyone was puzzled, Zhang Wenxiong felt that his goal had been achieved, and said with a smile:
The "poem" in Su Shi's couplet refers to the "Book of Songs", and the "Book of Songs" has four parts, namely "Daya, Xiaoya, National Style and Song", but he called Daya and Xiaoya together, so there are only three parts, which are "Song of Wind and Elegance". The name of three is four, what a skillful workmanship! Quick-witted, wonderful, I'd better too! Hahaha. ”
When everyone heard this, they all showed a look of sudden realization, and they all praised Su Dongpo for being really powerful.
However, I also feel that Zhang Wenxiong's last comparison is really a bit of a snake, how can he compare himself with Su Dongpo?
Is it worthy?
Lu Na smiled and said, "Senior brother knows too much!" I'm afraid it's not much better than Su Dongpo! ”
Zhang Wenxiong waved his hand and continued: "Su Dongpo is not only right about this one link. ”
"More than that? How can such a difficult pair be matched again? Oh my God, I can't even think about it! Lu Na said.
"The second is, four German Henry Yuan!" Zhang Wenxiong said.
Seeing that some people were still confused, Zhang Wenxiong explained:
"The four virtues in the I Ching 'Qian' hexagram should be 'Yuan, Heng, Li, and Zhen', but Song Renzong's name is Zhao Zhen, Zhen and Zhen have the same sound, and they need to be avoided, so they become Henry Yuan, which is extremely ingenious!"
"When the envoys of the Liao State heard this, they were greatly subdued, threw themselves to the ground, and put away his arrogance, and since then the attitude of the Liao State towards the Song Dynasty has been much better, and the alliance of the Yuan Dynasty has been maintained, and there is no major war on the border!"
"Therefore, although Su Dongpo is a literati and has not gone into battle to kill the enemy, he can be worth thousands of troops! It is the treasure of the Great Song Dynasty! Zhang Wenxiong looked adoring.
"Yes, Su Dongpo is also my idol!" Cheng Wei listened to the allusion, and his blood boiled.
"Serving the country is not just about the frontier? Su Dongpo is a great hero, a true husband! Yang Siyuan said.
"This may be Wen Neng's pen to settle the world, admire and admire!"
Liang Jiangtao also answered, although he really didn't want to pay attention to Zhang Wenxiong, it was not good not to say a word.
He didn't know what kind of medicine Zhang Wenxiong was selling in his gourd, was it just for show? That's too blunt.
Zhang Wenxiong saw that the atmosphere was mobilized by him, and showed a satisfied look.
Finally he got the rhythm right, this is his home field, he's the king here!
Liang Jiangtao, it's not a fart!
"A pair is a good pair, but Lao Zhang, you made me confused, what do you mean by this couplet? Aren't we composing poems, how did we get to the couplet? Cheng Wei said puzzled.
"Hehe, this is exactly what I want to say, next, let's compose poems with the words that appear in this pair as the theme, that is, the three rays of the sun, the moon and the stars, the four poems of the style of Yasong, and the four virtues of Henry Yuan, which can be regarded as adding a little difficulty to composing poems, and our literary club often plays like this." Zhang Wenxiong said.
"It's too difficult, senior brother, how can we compare with your literary club? Isn't that self-inflicted? Lu Na said angrily.
Liang Jiangtao looked at Lu Na's coquettish posture and felt that his stomach was a little uncomfortable.
"It's okay, just add some fun, let's play together!" Zhang Wenxiong said with a smile.
"Okay, come on, who's going to come first?" Cheng Weidao.
"In this way, I have already sacrificed my ugliness just now, so I will not participate in this round, you guys come." Zhang Wenxiong said.
It's not that he doesn't want to perform, but he wants each of them to make a song first, he will evaluate it, and then he will come up with another song for each theme, and make a judgment, so that they will be completely convinced.
"yes, you can't participate, with your level, it's not bullying us, and it's not interesting! It's good for you to be a referee. Yang Siyuan said.
"Hey, good! Jiang Tao, as a research laboratory, will you come first? Give everyone a sample! Zhang Wenxiong said to Liang Jiangtao with a smile, and he had the idea of watching jokes in his heart.
You graduated from Handong University of Political Science and Law, what kind of poetry do you know? It's just to make you ugly in public!
Liang Jiangtao smiled faintly and said, "Forget it, I don't know how to write poetry, you guys can play." ”
He really has never written poetry, and he knows that his male guards his female, so there is no need to compete with Zhang Wenxiong here.
What can I do if I can write poetry?
Can you put a poem in the material?
"Jiang Tao, don't be afraid, if you don't do well, everyone won't laugh at you, everyone is a colleague, why bother so disappointment?" Zhang Wenxiong was triumphant and said in a contemptuous tone.
And with a hint of moral kidnapping.
finally saw Liang Jiangtao make a fool of himself, he wanted to be refreshed.
"Yes, you have to do it if you don't know how to do it, everyone has to do it, why are you special?" Lu Na said unhappily on the side.
"Okay, okay, Jiang Tao doesn't want to do it, don't force him, I'll come first!" Cheng Wei said: "I choose the word 'day'!" ”
He has the intention of relieving Liang Jiangtao.
"The sun wheel condenses the light at noon, radiating thousands of golden rays. Each planet also has qi, and there are only abbots who gain and lose a thousand ends. ”
Cheng Wei's poems are very imposing.
He has been known as a genius since he was a child, and he is able to write poetry.
"Good!" Everyone applauded.
"Lao Cheng, you have written this poem well, it is worthy of the second class." Zhang Wenxiong said that the subtext of his own poems is first-class.
"I feel very honored to be praised by your talented man!" Cheng Weidao.
Since ancient times, civil and military affairs are the first, and there is no second martial arts, so he may not be so convinced by Zhang Wenxiong.
"Siyuan, it's your turn." Zhang Wenxiong said.
At the moment he is in control of the situation and the tempo of the field.
Yang Siyuan nodded and said, "You are all ancient style poems, let me have a modern poem." ”
"The full moon is like a mirror in the sky, the silver light shines on the earth, and the starlight is accompanied by starlight in the dark night, guarding the peace of the world."
"I wonder if this quiet moonlight also flows into your heart?"
(What is the level of Wenxin Yiyan?) )
This modern poem is short and concise, and the ending ends abruptly, with a bit of charm.
"Good!" Everyone applauded.
"I can't imagine that one is more powerful than the other, they are all poets and talents!" Lin Duxue is like a happy bird.
"Hehe, except for Liang Jiangtao, Liang Jiangtao didn't do anything, don't save face for him!" Lu Na muttered.
Liang Jiangtao's face twitched, this dead Sanba is too much, do you have to force him to slap her face?
The skin is so itchy, it's really cheap!
"Twilight, it's your turn, let's do a song too!" Zhang Wenxiong said softly.
"No, no, I really can't, you jewels are in front, I don't dare to be ugly!" Lin Duxue hurriedly waved her hand.
"Hehe, don't be afraid, it's a game anyway, you make a song, I can give you some pointers!" Zhang Wenxiong said.
He felt that now Lin Duxue was completely overwhelmed by his talent.
"It's really not necessary, let Lu Na come." Lin Duxue's attitude was very resolute.
"I can't either, with such a good poem as my senior brother in front of me, wouldn't it be humiliating for me to write poetry again? It's Liang Jiangtao, why don't you make a song, a few other boys have done it, are you special? Why is it the same as an old lady, or not a man? Twist and pinch not decent! Lu Na changed her words and pointed to Liang Jiangtao again.
Liang Jiangtao is really speechless, is this Lu Na sick? If you want to shoot Zhang Wenxiong's ass, even if you go to shoot it, why don't you forget to squeeze him for anything?
It's a double-standard dog, it's okay if she doesn't do it herself, Liang Jiangtao can't do it if she doesn't do it, it's not a man, isn't this sick?
How much enmity and resentment do you have with him?
It's so annoying!
said coldly: "I'm sorry, I'm really not in the mood to write any poems!" ”
"Shout, I'm not in the mood yet, I can't do it, I'm afraid of taking it out and offering it ugly, right? A second-rate university graduation is a second-rate university graduation, which is really incomparable! If you can't go to school, you need to read more books and study more! The more Lu Na spoke, the more vigorously she spoke, as if Liang Jiangtao was illiterate.
She thought that she had already gotten Liang Jiangtao's sore spot, so she naturally wanted to beat the water dog and completely sweep him away!
As soon as these words came out, all sides were quiet.
It's already too mean to be mean.
The cult of academic qualifications in the system is very common, in fact, this worship can be traced back to ancient times, and it goes hand in hand with the imperial examination system.
In the Ming Dynasty, there was an unspoken rule that non-Ji Ji Shi could not enter the cabinet.
In the Qing Dynasty, the chain of contempt was clearer, and the champion was high, proud of the top three, the list eye, the Tanhua Jinshi and the first, and the first place in the second class.......
Then there is the Hanlin Shu Jishi, the second class Jinshi was born, and the third class was born with the same Jinshi.......
Jinshi is already at the top of the pyramid of the imperial examination, then there is Juren, which can be called the master, and then Xiucai, which is called Xianggong.
At each level, the status and order are exactly the same, and the officials should continue their "New Year's friendship" when they meet, and those with low status should salute those with high status.
But even so, officialdom also pays attention to the "way of loyalty and forgiveness", as the so-called beating people does not slap their faces, exposing people does not expose their shortcomings, knowing that the other party is from a low background, they often have to deliberately protect themselves.
Lu Na said Liang Jiangtao so harshly, isn't that a knife on the wound, it's really a bit excessive!
Liang Jiangtao sneered and said: "Lu Na, I will send you a word, when today's article is heavy, why talk about Han and Tang Dynasties!" ”