Chapter 093 This 2, Does It Pee or Not?

Divisional Finals.

Three topics.

[A genius retarded. 】

[A teacher with a split personality.] 】

[A man who fantasizes about himself as a woman.] 】

On these three topics, the four judges on the judging table were stunned.

Who came up with the title?

I promise not to kill you when you come out.

For this kind of topic, it's too difficult to let the contestants perform alone, right?

Maybe it's the third good point.

After all, Xiao Shan has interpreted a 'Scottish' style before, which can be regarded as a performance.

Which are the remaining two?

You may not be able to perform well if you let the old drama bones act.

Who is so talented?

In the end, such a difficult question?

Jiang Wen looked directly at Teacher Huang beside him: "Teacher Huang, let you choose one to perform, which one are you sure to play?" ”

"I ......"

Teacher Huang scratched his head, and finally said vaguely, "Maybe choose the third one." ”

"I won't choose any of them, because they can't be interpreted well."

Jiang Wen told the truth directly.

Teacher Huang was speechless.

In fact, he also doesn't interpret it well.

I don't have a concept in my head.

The reason why I chose the third one is also because the only reference image in my mind is the image of the sissy created by Xiao Loss.

It should be close to the topic, right?

The other side.

Tong Gege leaned next to Liu Tianchi and asked in a low voice, "Teacher Tianchi, who came up with these three questions?" It's outrageous, right? ”

"I don't know."

Liu Tianchi pursed his lips: "I heard that it was given by a director." I don't know who it is, and the program team keeps it secret. However, these three sets of questions are really good, and they are very test of ability. ”

Tong Gege couldn't cry or laugh: "Teacher Tianchi, this test is too difficult, right?" If it were me, I might not be able to play any of them. ”

“……”

Liu Tianchi didn't squeak.

She kept looking at Chen Feng and felt weird.

Everyone felt very broken when they saw the three topics, especially the other two on the stage, Xu Yao and Li Han.

Both of them collapsed.

Fools can see that it's too difficult.

Only Chen Feng was expressionless.

No one knows what he's thinking.

Is it to pretend to be calm, or to be confident?

What he wants to interpret is 'a genius's retarded mind', how to interpret this?

Even the experienced Liu Tianchi has no idea.

……

Guest performer.

The international chapter also leaned next to Uncle Heitu and asked: "Uncle Heitu, do you think this kind of topic is appropriate to appear in variety shows?" Isn't it too hard? ”

"Hmph."

Uncle Heitu snorted: "The person who came up with this kind of question is not happy." Anyway, Xu Yao chose the third one, and he grasped it bigger. ”

International Chapter: "......"

Well!

It's really a big deal.

Now there are many comedians who imitate the image of the sissy in the small damage, and everyone is familiar with it.

Therefore, as long as Xu Yao can imitate, he should be able to show it.

But what about Li Han?

A teacher with a split personality?

It is necessary to show the identity of the teacher, and to realize the split personality.

I've never played this kind of role myself, so I don't know what a split personality is like.

Look at Chen Feng again?

A genius retarded.

All right!

Maybe the teacher with a split personality is simpler than his one.

The other side.

Andy never said anything.

Silently paid attention to Chen Feng.

He once played a character who was born a high-IQ genius, but his emotional intelligence was only equivalent to that of a six-year-old child.

That character is classic.

It is somewhat similar to what Chen Feng chose.

If Chen Feng has watched the movie "True and False Dragon", he should be able to learn from it.

……

Everyone is complaining.

But time waits for no one.

The topic is chosen, and the three people guess the boxing to determine the order of the game.

When guessing boxing, Chen Feng quickly entered the role of a gambler and won the last chance to play with a miraculous approach.

Then the first one to play was Xu Yao.

Li Han came in second.

As a result, the stage was officially left to the top three players to compete for the final championship of the Yanjing Division.

……

The first one was unveiled.

As the prompt sounded, Xu Yao came on the stage.

Not surprisingly, he chose to imitate the small damage.

Wearing a pants skirt, wearing a red jacket, a green scarf around her neck, and a little sissy makeup on her face.

Then, a person performs a show that resembles a talk show.

The imitation marks are too heavy.

People are already aesthetically tired of Xiao Yao's performances, how can they be interested in Xu Yao's performances?

As a result, there was no climax in the audience.

Although Xu Yao performed hard, it was as if he had returned to the stage of the two, doing one job after another, but it was still cold.

Ten minutes later, the show ended.

The rules for the finals are still that votes are won or lost.

Therefore, after Xu Yao's performance, Uncle Heitu personally stood up on the guest seat, folded his hands and bowed to the audience and the camera

Canvassing!

……

Soon, the second one was unveiled.

Li Han stood in the center of the stage with a blackboard in front of him.

He was facing the bottom of the stage.

Obviously, his performance is to treat the audience below the stage as students, and he is the teacher on the stage.

So, Li Han began.

Let's start with a serious lecture in class.

Li Han wrote something on the blackboard

When the camera focused on the blackboard, the scene burst into laughter.

on the web platform.

The barrage flies.

[Hahahahaha, I thought he could write something? Write an ancient poem or something. This guy wrote a 2+2=? 】

[Elementary school teacher? 】

[Isn't it, it's from the kindergarten class? 】

[Is the kindergarten teacher a schizophrenic? unimaginable. 】

[Upstairs said this, how do you feel a little creepy]

[Hey, it's not over yet.] Look, he wrote again. 】

[Damn, another one? 2X2=? 】

[Isn't it, I really want to have a live teaching?] 】

[Funny! 】

[Upstairs the truth!] 】

……

Everyone was amused by what Li Han had written.

Does he really want to teach 2+2=? This kind of kindergarten-level stuff?

At this point, Li Han turned to the audience.

His face was flat now.

Looking at everyone, he said, "Students, today we are learning two special magical things. ”

"Look, 2+2=? This? Does any of your classmates know? ”

"By the way, 2+2 it equals 4."

"So, do you know what 2X2 is equal to?"

"That's right, 2X2, it's also equal to 4."

When he said this, Li Han's expression was a little distorted, and his eyes slowly widened, looking intently at a certain position in the audience.

"Students, are you interesting?"

"2+2=4, 2X2 is still equal to 4."

"How amazing?"

"Isn't it?"

The more Li Han spoke, the more hideous his expression became, and he roared loudly in an almost weird perverted voice: "Students, you say, this 2, does it pee or not?" ”

"Does it pee or not??"

"2+2 can equal 4, 2X2 can still equal 4. This 2,It's too tm urine sex,Hahahahaha......ha

Audience: "......"

At this moment, everyone was petrified.