Chapter 497: Dick! A fart solves the problem
The roof of the Communications Building.
The eerie singing voice contrasts sharply with the clamor of the hypnotized vampire fans downstairs.
It feels ridiculous.
All of them put their hands on their foreheads.
The thinking of Hong Kong Islanders has long been westernized.
They don't understand the words of God's tune.
I just feel that Kong Ergou, who dances the great god, sings and dances like a psychopath, which is not much better than the patients in the Hong Kong Island Psychiatric Hospital.
A group of senior leaders looked at Chief Superintendent Lin Chongxian.
And Lin Chongxian could only stare at Bai Jingshu.
There is a knife in the eye.
If it weren't for the special situation now, he really wanted to take Bai Jingshu's status as a senior inspector directly.
What's going on?
You said there might be a solution, so that's it?
Jumping gods?
Do you see all our leaders like fools?
Angry!
Just when Lin Chongxian's forehead was bruised and he was about to hold back, a sudden strong wind suddenly blew around, and a violent wind suddenly blew around the communication building.
Everyone was shocked.
Erbiantou, who was beating the tambourine hard, subconsciously stopped his hand and stared at Kong Ergou in surprise.
"Dog...... Brother Dog? ”
Kong Ergou also stopped.
looked around suspiciously.
Don't......
Is God really coming?
But after waiting quietly for a while, the wind gradually became lighter, and soon disappeared again.
Depend on!
The thunder is loud and the rain is small.
Kong Ergou scolded in his heart, doesn't Hong Kong Island even have a spirit?
Just one of them.
Even if it's the yellow skin on the upper body before, it's fine.
Kong Ergou muttered silently in his heart.
Turning around, he glanced at Erbian's head: "Change the tone." ”
Erbian was shocked: "Use a short key? ”
"Yes."
"Brother dog, our grandfather didn't say that the short tone is dangerous, it's easy to ......"
"Let you change it, less nonsense. Now that the situation is critical, it doesn't matter what is dangerous or not. Hurry up, if there is no response, the reputation of Lao Tzu's divine transfer will be smashed. ”
“……”
Erbiantou didn't dare to slack off, he switched the music casually, and the drum tune in his hand also changed the tune, becoming a short and fast tune.
And Kong Ergou also seems to have cheated the corpse.
The glottis is raised again.
The movements are even more exaggerated, and he sings loudly: "Heaven and earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate." The gods opened the door, and the ghosts retreated. The gods are above, listen to my orders, drive away evil spirits, and protect Kangning.
The wind and clouds come and go, and the gods descend. The gods tuned, and the hundred ghosts retreated. The body is as light as a swallow, and the steps are as fast as the wind, please help God to kill the demon and eliminate the evil.
The moon and stars are scarce, and the night is hazy. The tone of the spirit is melodious, and the spirit is moving. The ghosts retreat, the demons are terrified, protect my homeland, peace and worry.
The mountains and rivers are exotic, and the wind and moon are the same day. In the god tune door, the mana is boundless. As soon as you sing and dance, the gods appear, drive away evil spirits and cure diseases, and keep the people safe.
God comes, God comes, God comes, God comes, God comes, God comes......"
Everyone: "......"
It's so harsh.
It felt like the voice of the dancing god was getting louder and louder, as if it had suppressed the clamor of the hundreds of people below.
Lin Chongxian couldn't hold back any longer, turned his head and yelled at Bai Jingshu: "Bai Jingshu ......"
Before he could finish speaking, Kong Ergou suddenly stopped.
The drums stopped, the music stopped.
At the same moment, Jiang Pingting, who had been silently looking into the distance, suddenly shook and looked back at the center of the rooftop in amazement.
There.
Erbian's head is like an evil spirit, and his eyes are looking straight ahead.
Motionless.
And Kong Ergou is even more terrifying.
I saw that he was stiff, and slowly turned his head to look at Jiang Pingting.
That pupil turned into a beast pupil.
Jiang Pingting felt a strange aura, and suddenly appeared in the form of a zombie, and her eyes also turned into dark blue pupils, exuding a faint cold light.
Lin Chongxian didn't know why.
But when I heard the music and the lyrics, I stopped, and finally I felt that the world was a lot quieter.
He looked at Bai Jingshu and said angrily: "Hurry up and stop this ghost trick, this matter is over, who dares to mention this matter in the future, who dares to 'dance the great god' in front of me......"
"Roar!"
Suddenly, Kong Ergou turned his head and roared.
Frightened, Chief Superintendent Lin Chongxian trembled, choked back directly after the second half of the words, and turned back to look at Kong Ergou with a frightened face.
Everyone else was confused.
What's the situation?
At this moment, Kong Ergou had fangs turned out in his mouth, a pair of beast pupils, and the expression on his face was extremely fierce and violent.
After a roar, he looked at the second flat head opposite.
And Erbian's eyes were dull, and he asked in a flat voice: "Great Immortal, is there a way to calm the chaos below?" ”
Kong Ergou's expression was hideous.
Didn't speak.
With his hands and feet on the ground, he turned and rushed to the edge of the roof, and began to circle around the edge of the roof of the building, and finally stopped in a corner.
Subsequently.
I saw him pout his ass and let out a loud fart.
Jiang Pingting, who had been staring at him closely, was sweating profusely.
In my life, I have never heard such a loud fart, it is like a salute.
There was a muffled sound.
Then I saw a puff of yellow gas gushing out of the back door.
Jiang Pingting's eyes widened.
What's up?
Why did the fart become solid?
As soon as the thought came to mind, as a fourth-generation zombie, her sense of smell was already more than a hundred times more sensitive than that of ordinary people, so her complexion suddenly changed drastically, and she quickly covered her nose with her hand.
The next second.
The wind was blowing again.
The yellow smoke was blown by the strong wind, and it did not disperse, quickly filling the entire rooftop of the building, and spreading out in all directions.
"Gross!"
"it, I'm ......"
"Vomit vomit!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"
"Gross!"
……
In the blink of an eye, the entire rooftop of the building fell to their stomachs, all of them fainted by the stench of yellow smoke.
After counting the breaths.
There are still standing on the roof of the building, only Jiang Pingting, Kong Ergou and Erbiantou are left.
Meantime.
The sound downstairs has also changed.
The sound of vomiting and vomiting was incessant.
Jiang Pingting turned around and rushed to the edge of the roof to take a look down.
Boy!
It's all on their stomachs.
The people below are like dominoes, spreading from near to far in circles, and there is no one who does not lie down.
All dizzy!
Jiang Pingting: "......"
I can't imagine it.
Such a thorny and sinister problem was actually solved by a fart.
Jiang Pingting slowly looked at Kong Ergou.
Although he had a beastly appearance, a smug expression appeared on his face at this moment, as if he was very satisfied with his masterpiece.
However, when he saw Jiang Pingting, the smugness on his face immediately disappeared.
The fierce light in his eyes returned.
glared at Jiang Pingting and showed the fangs in her mouth, and put on an attacking posture as if demonstrating.
Jiang Pingting frowned.
The blue pupils shot a hint of ferocity and tyranny.
The aura of the four generations of zombies on his body suddenly spread out, causing Kong Ergou to tremble all over, and he hurriedly dodged more than ten meters away.
He looked at Jiang Pingting in horror.
What's that?
At this moment, a violent cough suddenly sounded at the exit of a maintenance passage not far away, and a figure crashed out of it.
Retching and coughing as he ran towards the tuyere.
Finally calmed down the cough, and then dared to gasp for air.
Jiang Pingting and Kong Ergou turned their heads at the same time.
Hey?
Is there anyone who hasn't been smoked?
So powerful?
However, when Jiang Pingting saw the woman who was wiping the corners of her mouth in embarrassment and holding her long wavy hair with her hand, she was stunned.
This person......
It's like the heroine in an American drama.
Isn't this the heroine Elena from The Vampire Diaries?