Chapter 2150: Come and Lick Me
"I'm special!"
Lu Shaoqing looked up at the sky, deeply speechless.
A total of seven heavenly thunderbolts were struck, which made him doubt his life.
Lu Shaoqing's hair was fluffy, and he looked at Ji Yan with a dull expression, "What's wrong with Tianyu Peak?" ”
"Did the head install a lightning rod or a lightning guide device here in Tianyu Peak?"
"Or is there something wrong with Tianyu Peak? Poked Lei Gong's asshole, thundering here every day? ”
Seven heavenly thunders, he couldn't dodge any of them.
During the Mahayana period, as soon as I went home, I was struck by lightning, is there still heavenly reason?
Ji Yan laughed, his eyes narrowed slightly, "Who are you rushing to?" ”
"Why don't you talk cool here," Lu Shaoqing pointed at Ji Yan and shouted angrily, "Believe it or not, when the time comes, I will kill you?" ”
Ji Yan raised his head, wanting to see if there was anything else.
Lu Shaoqing simply stood beside Ji Yan.
Ji Yan disliked, "Stay away from me." ”
"If you want to split, everyone will split together, I will enjoy the blessings, and I will share the difficulties."
However, Lu Shaoqing waited for a long time and did not wait for Tianlei, but waited for his daughter.
"Daddy!"
A figure in the distance rushed over and directly knocked Lu Shaoqing down.
"I'll go!"
Lu Shaoqing was surprised, "It's grown so big?" ”
Xiao Hei was two or three years old before, but now he is seven or eight years old.
I used to go to kindergarten, but now I can go to elementary school.
Xiao Hei squinted his eyes and hung on Lu Shaoqing's body, his white and tender feet swaying, "Dad, where have you been?" I haven't come back for so long, Xiao Hei misses you so much. ”
Lu Shaoqing pulled Xiao Hei off her neck, lifted her up, and took a look.
It has indeed grown up, white and tender, watery, round, and still the same cute.
Lu Shaoqing was very curious, and after putting Xiao Hei down, he pinched her face, fleshy, very cute, "Good daughter, tell Dad, how long has it been?" ”
Ji Yan also pricked up his ears.
Lu Shaoqing and Ji Yan were in the fallen world, one was unconscious, the other was saving the world, and neither of them had a way to determine how much time had passed.
However, this question Lu Shaoqing is asking the wrong person.
Xiao Hei's watery eyes blinked, and he shook his head suspiciously, "I don't know." ”
Xiao Hei is simple-minded, and he often sleeps in Tianyu Peak, where do you know how much has passed.
It might be better to ask her what she usually eats.
"Huh?" An old voice came, "You're back?" ”
The old plane tree floated in, with a little excitement in his calm eyes.
He ran to salute Ji Yan, "Master Ji Yan, you are back." ”
Lu Shaoqing despised it, "What about me? Why don't you come to lick me? ”
"Old licking dog!"
The sycamore tree turned away, not wanting to deal with the vulgar guys.
"Old tree, what kind of attitude do you have?" Lu Shaoqing was not happy, and threw his daughter over, "Good daughter, let him lick me." ”
"I don't like to be licked, but I want to treat everyone equally."
Xiao Hei rode on the head of the sycamore tree, "Grandpa Tree, don't you miss my father very much?" ”
"He's back, you should be happy."
The plane tree's face was wrinkled like his bark.
Although I miss it a little, but now that I am back, the sycamore tree feels that it is better to be outside the waves.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he wanted people to hit him.
I miss such a person, do you still have a face when it is passed out?
The sycamore tree would not admit it if he was killed, he said, "Hmph, I want him to come back quickly, don't let you and Xiao Yatou nag in my ear every day, I can't even sleep at ease." ”
"You're okay, little girl, Xiao Yi, come to me to nag whenever you have time, treat me as a wishing tree, and hope they come back."
Lu Shaoqing said beside him, "Don't complain here, you haven't licked me yet, hurry up." ”
The sycamore tree turned and left.
"Hey, don't go." Lu Shaoqing hurriedly said, "Don't give you the opportunity to lick the dog." ”
The sycamore tree can't bear it, I'm the sycamore tree, not a licking dog.
Even if you want to lick it, it's not to lick you bastard.
"Damn!" The sycamore tree sprayed Lu Shaoqing directly, "Bastard guy, you are so immortal outside?" ”
"Good people don't live long, but bad people live for a thousand years."
Is Heaven Blind?
How not to chop this bastard to death.
Lu Shaoqing was furious, "Old Shu, how vicious is your mind?" ”
"You've only lived for a thousand years!"
The longevity of the Mahayana period starts at 30,000 years, and lives for a thousand years, who is cursed?
"Okay," Ji Yan opened his mouth and asked the sycamore tree, "What about my master?" ”
For Ji Yan, the sycamore tree only had worship, and even awe, he calmed down, "Lord Shaofeng and Xiao Yatou went to protect your master and mother for the catastrophe." ”
"Yu Ling, Yu Meng and Cai Mei went to Thousand Bandit City, do you need to rule them?"
Lu Shaoqing asked strangely, "What are you doing in Thousand Bandit City?" ”
No wonder there is no one here in Tianyu Peak, it turns out that they are all out.
"You Lingxiao faction built war equipment in Thousand Bandit City, and it is said that you went to Thousand Bandit City to avoid too many people knowing."
The Sycamore Tree shook his head, not much interested in this kind of thing.
Lu Shaoqing had mentioned it to Yu Ling before, but he didn't expect to really do it.
"Okay," Lu Shaoqing yawned and said to Ji Yan, "You go to the head of the house to report the fake." ”
"Oh yes," Lu Shaoqing asked the sycamore tree, "how long have we been away?" ”
"Fifty-six years!" The sycamore tree accurately reported a number.
"Ouch, so long?" Lu Shaoqing and Ji Yan glanced at each other, both a little surprised.
They knew that a long time had passed, but they didn't expect it to be so long.
"Things are not people!" Lu Shaoqing sighed.
Coupled with the time in the Void World before, it has been seventy or eighty years since he left the Ling Xiao Sect.
The sycamore tree rolled its eyes, fifty-six years, a fart.
He didn't even know how many fifty-six years he lived.
"By the way, did my master give birth to a monkey?" Compared with others, Lu Shaoqing was more concerned about the problem, "Have we been upgraded to be uncles?" ”
The sycamore tree directly gave Lu Shaoqing a roll of the eyes, what was this guy thinking in his head.
He snorted, "Instead of caring about this, you might as well care about the other ......."