Chapter 107: Too Smart
Song Luoying looked at the heroine of the original book who fled in the wilderness, confused, she was not a flood beast, why did she run so fast!
Song Luoying walked over and looked at the dog, and asked jokingly, "Split again?" ”
The dog looked at her with tears in his eyes: "Beautiful sister, I'm so miserable!" ”
Song Luoying couldn't help laughing and comforted him in an alternative way: "It's okay, split a few more times, and your thighs will be more elastic." ”
The dog raised his head and looked at Song Luoying in confusion: "Is that so?" ”
Why does it always feel wrong?
Song Luoying nodded solemnly: "Hmm." ”
When the dog received an affirmative answer, he was so happy that he wanted to split it again, but when he thought that his crotch was still open, he quickly clamped his legs, covered his crotch with his hand, and jumped away like a zombie.
"Beautiful sister, wait for me to change my pants and come to play with you again."
The military sister-in-law who watched the play laughed and her stomach hurt when she saw the dog's sassy operation: "Hahaha......"
Song Luoying had a big belly, but she didn't dare to laugh wantonly, she looked at Huo Sixiao who was carrying a basket, walked towards him, and asked in a low voice, "How much honey can you squeeze?" ”
Huo Sixiao: "About thirty pounds." ”
Song Luoying gasped, and Feihu became more and more capable: "After squeezing it out, send some to grandpa and them, and use the rest to make pills." ”
Huo Sixiao has no opinion.
The military sister-in-law looked at Huo Sixiao's back basket, rolled her eyes, and asked, "Commander Huo, what is in your back basket?" ”
Huo Sixiao didn't like this kind of uninteresting "wild vegetables." ”
The military wife pouted, deceiving the ghost!
When he got home, Huo Sixiao took out the beehive in the back basket and skillfully squeezed the honey.
Wang Chunxiang was dumbfounded: "With such a big hive, can you squeeze a lot of honey?" ”
Mrs. Song saw that there were still many beehives next to her, and gave a thumbs up: "Ah Xiao, it's really amazing, you can find so many as soon as you look for it." ”
Flying Tiger was dumbfounded.
It's obviously found out, why doesn't anyone praise it!
The flying tiger snorted a few times at Mrs. Song.
It's me, it's me who found out!
Mrs. Song only thought that Feihu wanted to play with her, she smiled and said, "Feihu, while playing, I'll take you to play when I'm done." ”
"Wang-"
I don't play, I want to boast.
Mrs. Song didn't know what Feihu was trying to express, she looked at Song Luoying for help: "Luoluo, what does Feihu mean?" ”
Song Luoying explained: "The hive was found by it, and it wants you to praise it!" ”
Mrs. Song was stunned on the spot.
So smart!
The IQ has caught up with the seven or eight-year-old children!
She touched the head of the flying tiger and praised: "The flying tiger is amazing!" Even the beehives are known, and I have found so many at once, whatever you want to eat, I will make it for you. ”
The frozen, who was complimented, happily somersaulted.
The dog in his pants came running over and learned to fly the tiger and somersault.
There was a bucket of paste next to it, and the dog turned over into the bucket with a bucket.
On the head, on the face, it was all paste, and even took a bite, faint, no taste at all.
"Ahh
The dog is going to cry.
What kind of luck is this!
It hadn't been ten minutes since the split, and he was covered in paste again.
Wang Chunxiang saw that the paste she had worked so hard was gone, and she was angry: "Dog, what are you doing?" ”
The dog was covered in paste, and looked at Wang Chunxiang aggrievedly: "I, I didn't mean to, I turned over and fought, and it was like this." ”
Wang Chunxiang gently stroked her chest and silently told herself, not angry, not angry: "If you make your clothes like this, you are not afraid that your mother will beat you?" ”
The paste was too sticky, the dog wiped it several times, but he didn't wipe it clean, he looked at Wang Chunxiang bitterly: "My stepmother doesn't fight, my father does." ”
Fan Zhiwei saw the dog coming back in a mush, grabbed the broom in the corner of the wall and hit the dog: "Stinky boy, I made my clothes like this again, I don't beat you, I really don't know how thick the sky is!" ”
The dog was so frightened that he ran away: "Ahh......hh Help, my father is going to beat me! ”
Fan Zhiwei trembled angrily.
Damn it!
This kid is so hard to discipline!
Fan Zhiwei wanted to catch up, but was stopped by Liu Meijiao: "He split again today, you catch up, what if another one comes and hurts your leg?" ”
Fan Zhiwei drew a few black lines on his forehead: "Why do you do this every time." ”
Liu Meijiao didn't know what to say.
The dog was afraid that his father would beat him, so he hid behind the toilet.
He sat on the ground with his hands on his knees.
Head to hand.
One sheep, two sheep, count to ten and get stuck.
Then he counted and counted and counted, and fell asleep.
It was dark and the people hadn't come back yet, Fan Zhiwei couldn't help but worry: "It's time for dinner, why haven't you come back yet?"
Meijiao, I'll look for it. ”
Dropping this sentence, Fan Zhiwei searched around the family home, but found no one, and went to Huo Sixiao's house again: "Head Huo, are the dogs playing at your house?" ”
Huo Sixiao whispered, "No." ”
Fan Zhiwei was afraid that the dog would go outside, so he ran to ask the sentry: "Comrade, have you seen my dog?" ”
The sentry knew the dog, and he shook his head: "I didn't go out, you look carefully, it should be in the family home." ”
Fan Zhiwei came back to look for it.
The military wife, who had a good relationship with their family, saw that the dog was missing, and she also helped to find it.
There was a young military wife who went to the toilet.
Seeing a white mass in front of him, his face turned pale with fright, and he screamed again and again: "Ahhh......h Hell! ”
The dog who was woken up was also frightened by her, jumped up and shouted: "Ahhhhh ”
When the young military wife heard the voice, she was a little familiar, so she asked tentatively, "Are you a dog?" ”
The dog rubbed his eyes and looked at the young military wife in a daze: "I'm a dog, which ghost are you?" ”
The young military sister-in-law's face darkened: "I'm not a ghost, I'm a human." ”
The dog looked confused: "Oh, it's a human, then why are you calling ghosts?" ”
Fan Zhiwei heard the movement and walked over to take a look, isn't this the dog he has been looking for for a long time?
He was so angry that he wanted to step forward and beat the dog, but he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to think about it, so he had to suppress all his anger and ask in a good voice, "Why are you here?" ”
The dog had just woken up, still a little dazed, he looked at Fan Zhiwei blankly: "Yes! How did I end up here? ”
Fan Zhiwei was angry when he saw him like this, and Liu Meijiao, who was chasing him, was afraid that the father and son would have a conflict again, so she hurriedly pulled the dog: "Go, go home and change clothes." ”
Hearing this, the dog remembered why he was here, and he looked at Fan Zhiwei with a sad face: "It's all you." ”
Fan Zhiwei wanted to beat the dog one hundred and once in his heart, damn, he obviously did something wrong, and he put the responsibility on him, this bear child really can't want it!
Liu Meijiao saw Fan Zhiyuan's anger rushing to the extreme, grabbed his hand quickly, and whispered: "Don't let outsiders see the joke." ”
This sentence successfully minimized Fan Zhiyuan's anger, he took a deep breath, glanced at the dog, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't go back yet." ”
The dog is very sensitive, and when he sees him like this, he knows that he will be beaten when he goes back, he shook off Liu Meijiao's hand and ran away: "If you want to beat me, I won't go back." ”