In the past few days, Huo Sixiao has personally caught bedbugs hiding in the shadows.

There are clues left by Li Li, and in less than ten days, the person behind it was caught.

The head looked like a fool, and he looked at Huo Sixiao fearlessly: "Hmph, you are a soldier, amazing!" You are not afraid of death, eighteen years later, Lao Tzu is a good man again! ”

Huo Sixiao didn't bother to pay attention to this kind of stupidity, handed over the person to the public security and left.

The head felt that Huo Sixiao looked down on him, and he was angry: "Huo Sixiao, you give Lao Tzu back, come back, damn, who do you look down on?" ”

The police blackened their faces and scolded him: "Shut up! ”

Anyway, I'm going to die, why don't you be arrogant, the head is not afraid of the public security at all: "Lao Tzu is going to die, you can't let Lao Tzu say more, what kind of fart public security are you, even this can't satisfy Lao Tzu."

In ancient times, you can cut off your head, and you can still eat the last meal of decapitation!

What about Lao Tzu!

You can't talk about it!

Even if you don't like Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has to say.

You have the ability, you seal Lao Tzu's mouth. ”

The police had never seen such a lot of talk, so he found a rag and stuffed it directly into the mouth.

It's finally quiet!

The head glared angrily at the police: "Woo woo woo...... "Fuck you, let go of Lao Tzu." If you have the ability, you can go head-to-head with Lao Tzu and stuff the rag, what kind of ability is it!

Later, instead of being sentenced to death, the head cried: "Wow, why is it not the death penalty!" Lao Tzu is not afraid of death, eighteen years later, Lao Tzu is a good man again! ”

Everyone: "......"

What a long life!

After listening to the gossip, Li Fang ran to Huo's house excitedly: "Luoluo, auntie, old lady, I'm here!" ”

Here, here, she's gossip again!

Song Luoying stopped the medicinal herbs in her hand and looked at Li Fang with a smile: "What kind of gossip is this time?" ”

Li Fang sat next to Song Luoying with a butt, grinning the corners of her mouth: "The leader behind Li Li was sentenced, he thought it was a death sentence, and danced excitedly."

Later, it was not a death sentence, he squatted on the ground and cried to death, and said that the court was unreasonable.

Hahaha, I've never seen such a person bent on death. ”

After listening to this, Song Luoying also felt speechless: "There are many ways to die, just choose one, don't you get it, why do you have to be sentenced to death by the court?" ”

Li Fang patted her thigh: "Yes, I think so too!" This man is also strange! ”

……

Song Xiaosi has been married for several months, but there has been no news from her stomach.

Song Xiaosi ran to find Song Luoying to check the pulse: "I haven't been pregnant, you help me take a look at my body!" ”

Song Luoying finished her pulse and told her truthfully: "The body is very good, but the menstrual affairs are a little unbalanced, just take five pairs of Chinese medicine to adjust it." ”

Song Xiaosi asked nervously, "Is it infertility caused by irregular menstruation?" ”

Song Luoying: "It has nothing to do with this, if you want to get pregnant, you must have a good mood, you can't be stressed, the pressure is too heavy, and you can't get pregnant." ”

Song Xiaosi thought about it carefully, in the past two months, it has indeed been a bit stressful, and it seems that he will have to relax in the future.

Song Luoying continued: "Pregnancy is not a matter of one person, you ask your brother-in-law to check it out." ”

Song Xiaosi was stunned: "He is a soldier and has good physical fitness, there shouldn't be any problems, right?" ”

Song Luoying raised her eyebrows: "This is not necessarily. ”

……

Troops.

Han Zhiyuan received a call from home: "We are still young and don't want children. ”

"Why? You are the same age as Ah Xiao, and everyone is the father of three children.

What about you! It's been a few months since I got married, and there has been no movement at all, so if you don't think about yourself, you should think about it for me.

You often go on missions, in case there is something long and short, and there is not even a follow-up. ”

Han Zhiyuan: "......"

He wants to be autistic.

"I'm not going to have an accident."

Han's mother nodded along with his words: "Yes, yes, you'll be fine, it's me who wants to hold my grandson, it's okay!"

Son, your mother wants to hold her grandson, you work hard! ”

Han Zhiyuan was also depressed.

He worked so hard, but he didn't get pregnant yet, it's not scientific!

However, this must not be said, otherwise his mother will think that Xiao Si has a physical problem: "Even if we have children, you don't have time to help us take them, I think it's better to wait a few years." ”

When Han's mother heard this, she immediately became anxious: "As long as your daughter-in-law is born, I will sell my job." ”

Han Zhiyuan gasped.

I really want to hug my grandson and I want to go crazy, I don't even want to work!

"I'll think again."

……

At night.

After taking a bath, Han Zhiyuan was half-lying on the bed naked, revealing his slender thighs.

Song Xiaosi saw that his posture was a little bewitching, and was slightly stunned: "What are you doing here?" ”

Han Zhiyuan hooked his fingers, and the corners of his mouth showed a trace of arc: "Come here—"

When Song Xiaosi saw him like this, he panicked, not only did he not step forward, but took a few steps back: "It's a big night, what are you crazy about!" ”

Han Zhiyuan got out of bed, grabbed Song Xiaosi and picked her up, put her on the bed, and pounced like a hungry wolf.

Song Xiaosi was so frightened that he immediately shouted to stop: "Stop, stop, I'm here today!" ”

Han Zhiyuan instantly looked like a deflated ball: "It's too unfortunate, I still want to do a triplet tonight!" ”

The corners of Song Xiaosi's mouth couldn't help twitching: "How can triplets be so easy to conceive?" The doctor who delivered Luoluo said that she had delivered babies for many years and had never given triplets, and Luoluo was the only one. ”

Han Zhiyuan lay on the bed and sighed softly: "Mom called today, let's give birth quickly." ”

Song Xiaosi's eyes darkened, and she remembered what Song Luoying had said, she didn't directly say that she would let Han Zhiyuan check it out, but said in another way: "Luoluo said that if you want to have a high-quality baby, you have to prepare for pregnancy."

During this period of preparing for pregnancy, my father couldn't stay up late, couldn't smoke, couldn't drink, and had to go to the hospital to see various indicators of his body. ”

Han Zhiyuan's eyes lit up: "Is it possible to conceive triplets if you do these well?" ”

Song Xiaosi's eyes were about to turn to the sky, he thought that the triplets were cabbage!

"Anyway, that's what Luoluo said, it's up to you whether you listen to it or not."

Han Zhiyuan grabbed Song Xiaosi's hand and smiled: "Go, I'll go tomorrow." ”

……

"What? I have low sperm motility and it is difficult for me to get a woman pregnant. Han Zhiyuan's eyes were full of disbelief, he was in great health, how could this happen!

Song Luoying said seriously: "This is true, but it's not that you can't get a woman pregnant, but it's very difficult, just like winning the lottery, the odds are very small."

Your problem can be improved by taking medicine for a month. ”

Song Xiaosi was stunned: "Luoluo, his body looks so good, why does his sperm motility be low?" ”

Song Luoying replied: "This is caused by many reasons. ”

Han Zhiyuan gritted his teeth and said, "Prescribe medicine for me." ”

When he returned to the army, he called home: "Mom, don't urge me to have a child in the future, my sperm motility is low, and it is difficult for Xiaosi to get pregnant." ”

When the person on the other end of the phone heard this, his eyes closed and he fainted on the ground.