Chapter 31: A tragedy caused by an MMS message
"That's right!"
I almost forgot about what I was doing, turned around and said, "I signed a yin and yang marriage contract with a female ghost, and I asked the two Taoist masters to help me cancel it!" ”
Zhang Chenglong and Zhang Li looked at my back at the same time.
At this glance, the two of them said "huh" at the same time, obviously very surprised.
I said, "Isn't it difficult?" ”
Zhang Chenglong said: "It's indeed a little tricky, but there will definitely be a way!" Such little brother, you go down the mountain first, let us discuss! ”
I wanted to ask when I would get a result.
But after thinking about it, what is the identity of the other party, he will not let me release the pigeon, so he said: "Then there are two Taoist leaders!" ”
Lu Chenglun's matter has come to an end.
Although my yin and yang marriage contract has not been dissolved, it can be regarded as an eyebrow.
On the way down, I was in a good mood!
But when I got to the foot of the mountain, I suddenly remembered one thing, and blurted out the word ""!
Said gently: "What's wrong?" ”
I said, "Jin Dan gave it to Zhang Li, and the golden gourd forgot to come back!" ”
Hearing this, Wen Rou was stunned at first, and then laughed wildly: "You are really a little money fan!" ”
I said, "That's a golden gourd, how many years will I have to drive a taxi to earn it back!" ”
Said gently: "Just think of it as a disaster to break the fortune, originally people have to charge for their skills!" ”
I was right when I thought about it, although I was still unwilling in my heart.
My shirt was scratched by Zhao Chengkun, and I was shirtless all the way.
And on my back, there are two weird patterns printed on it!
On the way down the mountain, there are many people pointing at them.
At the foot of the mountain, there are places that sell souvenirs, fans, bracelets, phone cases, etc., and there are also T-shirts.
Wen Rou hurriedly bought me one and said, "Put it on quickly, I'll lose people all the way with you!" ”
I said, "Are you starting to get tired of me?" ”
"Nasty!"
Gentle and shy.
was flirting, the female tour guide led the team over, saw me and gentle, and beckoned warmly: "Hurry up, just send you two!" ”
Me and Gentle hurried in.
The three of them stood up and rested for a while, and shouted together: "Good brother, good sister-in-law!" ”
The crowd burst into laughter.
Gentle was speechless for a while.
Look at Xu Ming again, his hair is almost green and smoking!
After a day of playing, we returned to the hotel after dark.
Gentle and I are like a newlywed couple, living a wonderful world of two people in the room!
First battle, second battle.
After three battles, Gentleness was finally defeated, curled up in my arms, shivering, begging for mercy.
I lit a cigarette and walked like a fairy.
After a moment of breath, Gentle suddenly looked up at me and said, "There is something I don't know if I should tell you now!" ”
I said, "What's the matter?" ”
Said gently: "When I saw Daoist Zhang Li in the morning, she showed me her appearance and said that she would accept me as an apprentice and let me worship in Longhu Mountain." ”
I was stunned for a moment and said, "What a good thing! What do you think? ”
said gently: "I promised her, after all, I don't want to go back to that home!" ”
"Hmm!"
I put my arm around her fragrant shoulders and said, "It doesn't matter if the Taoist priest is a Taoist, you can get married, but if it's a nun, you can't!" ”
sighed softly and said, "Originally, I thought that they would also accept you, after all, Lu Chenglun mentioned this matter in the letter!" ”
I said, "Maybe I'm stupid and people don't like me!" ”
Gently, he said, "If they don't accept you, I'll ...... I don't want to go either! ”
"Don't!"
I said, "This is an opportunity for you, take advantage of it!" When you succeed in cultivation, I can eat soft rice openly! ”
"you!"
Gentleness got up and said, "I'll go take a shower!" ”
I sighed, slapped her back, and said, "It's a pity that I can't wash with you now!" ”
"It's not uncommon!"
Gentle and coquettish, that underwhelming look, I almost have to fight four times again!
Rain was forecast in the afternoon, but it never came.
While taking a gentle bath, the heavy rain finally fell in a hurry.
"Is it raining outside?"
Asked gently in the bathroom.
I said, "yes, what's wrong?" ”
Said gently: "I'm still drying clothes outside the window, you can help me collect them, I just want to wear them soon!" ”
"Hmm!"
I pulled back the curtains, took off my clothes, and took them to the bathroom.
After taking a shower, gently change your clothes, and blow your hair in the bathroom in front of the mirror.
I looked over and saw that her whole person was white and smooth, like a hibiscus out of water!
My heart moved, and I couldn't help but walk in and hug her from behind.
"Don't make a fuss!"
Said gently: "People blow their hair!" ”
I said, "You blow it yourself, I'll blow it for you!" ”
"Don't ......"
Gentleness scared a spirit.
Just at this time, the mobile phone rang outside.
Gentle and busy: "You help me take off the phone!" ”
I said, "Call my husband!" ”
"Husband!"
"Kiss my little husband!"
Gently coquettish: "You can help others get it now, right?" ”
"That's good!"
I reluctantly went out and took her phone in.
Gentle holding a hair dryer in her left hand and turning on her phone with her right hand, her expression immediately changed.
I wondered, "What's wrong?" ”
"See for yourself!"
Gentleness handed me the phone.
I took it and saw that it was an MMS message from a stranger.
The MMS message content is a photo.
It was the one that the yellow hair took secretly last night in the woods, when I gently sucked snake venom!
"Good guys!"
I said, "No wonder I couldn't find it at the time, it turned out to be hidden!" ”
Gentle frowned: "Who could it be?" Do you want to blackmail? ”
"Just try it and you'll find out!"
I casually edited a text message and sent it: What do you want to do?
Soon, the man replied: There is a newspaper kiosk at the foot of the mountain, you go now! In five minutes, if I can't see you, I'll send the picture to everyone in your family and to your co-workers!
Wen Wen was a little panicked, looked at me and said, "What should I do?" If my parents saw this photo, it wouldn't be a shame! ”
I said, "Go, this matter will be resolved sooner or later!" ”
"Hmm!"
Wen Rou didn't have the heart to blow his hair, so he looked for it in his bag and said, "Fortunately, I brought an umbrella!" ”
It was already eleven o'clock in the evening.
Outside, the rainstorm was falling uncontrollably, accompanied by bursts of lightning and thunder.
The umbrella is a bit small.
I'm afraid that the cross on my back will be wet by the rain, so I can only hug Gentle.
Finally arrived at the newsstand.
Looking left and right, there is no half figure nearby.
I dialed the other person directly.
Immediately, the bell rang, right behind the newsstand!
Gentleness and I hurriedly walked around and found a mobile phone on the ground, but there was no one!
I bent down to pick up my phone.
At this moment, the newsstand suddenly collapsed and pressed hard against me and Gentle!
"Be careful!"
In a hurry, I didn't think about it so much, so I grabbed Gentle and protected her in my arms.
Then I heard a "bang" and the newsstand slammed down on my back!
"Oops......"
I screamed in pain, and I felt like my spine was going to break!
Gentle and concerned: "How are you?" ”
"It's not a big problem!"
I gritted my teeth and said, "What about you?" ”
Gently, he said, "I'm fine!" ”
Tenderness was in my arms, but I couldn't see her.
Because my whole body, including my head, was pressed by the newsstand, and I could only see two or three meters in front of my line of sight.
"Haha, you dog men and women also have today!"
In the midst of the rainstorm, a man walked over, it was the gentle husband Xu Ming.