Chapter 63: Foolish Cousin
I opened the calendar and saw that it was the twenty-seventh day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar.
It's not Tanabata Festival!
Either Cher forgot, or she deliberately made an excuse to be with me!
Speaking of the Qixi Festival, the last time I was in college, with my ex-girlfriend.
After so many years, it's embarrassing.
I said, "Since you're not busy in the afternoon, please have a meal!" ”
"Okay!"
Xue'er coquettishly said, "You come to pick me up!" ”
"A must!"
I hung up the phone and looked at Chen Hong kneeling in front of me, and suddenly I was angry again!
More than 200,000 thank you fees, she directly took away more than half!
If this is not rectified properly, she will be able to turn against the sky in the future!
I thought about it for a moment and said, "You go out right away and buy something!" ”
"Hmm!"
Chen Hong nodded fiercely and said, "What to buy?" ”
I said, "Buy a horsewhip!" ”
"Horsewhip?"
Chen Hong didn't seem to understand.
I said, "For horseback riding, for whipping mounts!" ”
"Okay!"
Chen Hong's knees were already tired, so she quickly got up and went downstairs.
I said, "When you're done, come back with your whip and keep kneeling until I come back!" When you come back, if you find out that you are not there, you will weigh the consequences yourself! ”
"Don't worry!"
Chen Hong said: "If you don't come back, I will kneel here for the rest of my life!" ”
Chen Hong just walked on the front foot, and I also set off on the back foot.
Drive that shabby taxi to Kangxin Garden.
After picking up Cher, the two of us had a meal and watched a movie, and in a trance, it seemed like we were back on campus.
Happy times are always short-lived.
It was dark for a moment.
Xue'er has to broadcast live at night, and her body is still in pain, so I can only send her home.
Back in the store, Chen Hong was really still kneeling there.
However, I seriously suspect that she saw me in advance of the taxi!
"Little hero, you're back!"
Seeing me, Chen Hong quickly got up and poured me tea and water.
I said, "Did you realize your mistake?" ”
"Realized!"
Chen Hong swore and said: "I swear, I will not make an example!" ”
Seeing that I didn't speak, Chen Hong said: "By the way, little hero, I bought the whip back, what is this for?" ”
As she spoke, she handed me the whip.
I snorted coldly and said, "Tonight, I will ride my horse and whip and subdue demons!" ”
"Subduing demons and subduing demons?"
Chen Hongxu looked left and right with concern, and said, "Where is the demon?" ”
"Less!"
I sneered, "I'll let you show your original form later!" ”
……
The next morning, Chen Hong went out with the help of the wall.
Speaking of this battle, it can be called a model of "wounding a thousand enemies and losing 800 yourself"!
Although the female monster has been submitted, I myself have also suffered great attrition!
It can only be described with the word "pyrrhic victory"!
At noon, I went to the Zhou Ji Herb Shop.
Find Lao Zhou to dispense some tonics.
Lao Zhou's shop is only one street away from me, so it's very convenient to get around.
After dispensing the medicine, I chatted with Lao Zhou for a while, and soon reached a consensus!
Introduce each other to business later!
Before leaving, I took a few strong pills.
I'll have to keep this stuff on hand in the future!
If you don't eat this, you may not be able to cure Chen Hong's hooves!
I went back and slept a little more.
In the afternoon, I went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of nutritional products.
These are not for me to eat myself, but to go home to visit my parents.
Parents are not in good health.
And I'm already a little successful in medicine, so I'm going to go back and help them!
Depart in the afternoon and arrive home in the evening.
That night, I was cured of my parents' stubborn illness that had accumulated over the years.
My parents were so happy that they praised me for my prowess, saying that I had opened a store in the city and could treat people!
Boy!
Hearing this news, the whole village of old and young masters came, let me treat them!
It's hard for me to refuse.
I was going to go back the next morning, but I ended up delaying it for a whole day!
On the morning of the third day.
Before dawn, I packed my bags and prepared to return.
As soon as I got out of the gate, I was greeted by the seventh uncle and seventh aunt, carrying a bunch of local products and their child Zhang Erlei.
Uncle Seven and my dad are cousins.
Erlei and I are cousins, who are a great-grandfather.
Erlei doesn't have an older brother named Da Lei, and Uncle Seven's family is just such a child as him.
The reason why it is called Erlei is only because on the day that Aunt Qi gave birth to him, there were suddenly two thunders in the clear sky!
From cousins are a little awkward.
Modern society is not so particular either.
Therefore, Er Lei and I usually call each other cousin and cousin.
If you want to say that these two thunders, they are definitely a talent!
I am twelve years old, and my highest education is the third grade of elementary school!
In the end, I was sent back by the principal crying!
I paid the tuition fees for several years, but I didn't collect a penny and was all refunded!
Seeing me, the seventh uncle and the seventh aunt were so enthusiastic that they stuffed souvenirs into my arms.
I couldn't refuse, so I had to accept it and said, "Uncle, aunt, is there something wrong with you?" ”
The seventh uncle and seven aunts glanced at each other, and seemed a little embarrassed.
In the end, Aunt Qi opened her mouth and said, "Yuan Wazi, you have the ability now, can you help your stupid brother?" With that, he pushed Erlei in front of me.
I said, "Aunt Seven, how do you want me to help?" ”
The seventh aunt said: "Didn't you open a shop in the city, why don't you take Erlei and accept him as an apprentice!" Your uncle and I also know that Erlei is not this material, but he is so young, and the school refuses to accept it, except with you, we really can't think of a better place to go! ”
The seventh uncle said: "If Erlei stays in the village, he will be a fool who is bullied in the future, and his life will be over!" ”
"This ......"
I looked at Erlei and didn't agree for a long time.
If you're smart, you can keep running errands.
But what legs can this kid run?
If you don't do it, you'll lose yourself!
Just as he was hesitating, my dad came over and said, "Yuan, since your uncle and aunt have spoken, take Erlei with you!" You two are brothers, and it's right to help each other! ”
"Okay!"
Since my dad didn't object, I accepted it.
Take it with you first.
Maybe he won't be able to stand it in two or three days, and then he will be sent back!
Seeing that I agreed, Erlei grinned and took the initiative to help me pick up the package.
Not to mention, this kid is not very old, but his strength is not small!
I had a hard time carrying all those luggage and souvenirs, but he didn't have any effort.
I'm usually the only one in the store.
Once I get out, there's no one in the store.
Multiple people are fine.
Erlei doesn't talk much.
You don't ask him along the way, and he hardly takes the initiative to speak.
You ask him, and he answers in minimalist language.
Can be summed up in two words, he will never say three words!
Featuring an efficient one!
Back in the city, I took Erlei to the flower and bird market.
Now the shop is there, but it's empty and a little out of class.
There is a saying in Feng Shui that fish farming can attract business.
I thought about getting a fish tank in the store and raising fish.
Of course, also feng shui.
I was looking at the fish tank over there, and when I saw Erlei standing stupidly, I gave him fifty yuan and asked him to go next door to buy some goldfish.
When I bought the fish tank, Erlei also came back.
Holding a plastic bag in his hand.
I looked down and was stupid, and said, "Erlei, why did you buy a black loach?" ”
Er Lei shook his head and grinned, "It's a dragon!" ”