Li Kexin and I were very nervous.

But at the same time, I also enjoy it.

It's a strange feeling, hazy, yet intense.

Li Kexin suddenly frowned, suddenly shy, suddenly let out a burst of "humming" sounds, and suddenly squirmed slightly......

These expressions and body language seemed to be a kind of acquiescence, constantly encouraging me.

I tried to reach out there......

"Xiaoyuan!"

Li Kexin's body trembled violently, and then opened his eyes.

She subconsciously grabbed my hand, bit her lip, shook her head and pleaded, "Xiaoyuan, no! Not there! ”

I didn't speak with red eyes, hesitating in my heart.

Li Kexin seemed to be hesitating.

He grabbed my hand as if he was relaxing.

"Woo ......"

Xiao Qi jumped on the coffee table and lay there looking at the two of us, with an expression of eating melons, as if he knew that something was about to happen......

The air is quiet.

It's also ambiguous.

At this moment, Li Kexin's mobile phone suddenly rang.

She glanced up, her eyes couldn't tell if it was disappointment or what, and said to me, "It's Xiaomei......"

I took a deep breath before pulling my hand away.

Taking advantage of the video of Li Kexin and her daughter, I went to the bathroom to wash my face.

After washing her face and coming out, Li Kexin beckoned: "Xiaoyuan, come and video with Xiaomei, she said she misses you!" ”

"Hello, little beauty!"

I sat in front of the camera and waved.

"Big brother!"

Xiaomei said: "Big brother, I don't want to call you big brother in the future, can I call you dad?" ”

"Ahem......"

I barely breathed my breath, and I didn't know how to reply to her.

And Li Kexin was even more ashamed, and she didn't dare to look at me at all.

Xiaomei said again: "Today Jin Ziyan said that I am a wild child without a father, if the big brother is my father, I will not be a wild child!" ”

Seeing that Xiaomei said pitifully, my heart moved.

Li Kexin also had red eyes.

Xiaomei didn't feel much of it, and asked again, "Big brother, are you with Ma Ma?" ”

"yes!"

I nodded.

Xiaomei pouted and said, "I want to hang out with you too!" ”

Li Kexin said: "You study hard, wait until the weekend, and I will take you to the beach with your eldest brother!" ”

"Okay!"

Xiaomei looked expectant.

Li Kexin looked at her daughter on the screen and said with a look of love: "Has Xiaomei taken a bath?" ”

"Not yet!"

Xiaomei said: "Ma Ma is taking a bath?" ”

Li Kexin said: "Mom has finished washing, Xiaomei also loves to be clean, and she must take a bath on time!" ”

"Hmm!"

Xiaomei tilted her little head and asked innocently, "Did Ma Ma wash it with his big brother?" ”

"Halo ......"

Li Kexin looked embarrassed and said, "Don't talk nonsense, children, give your mobile phone to grandma!" ”

"Don't!"

Li Kexin said: "I want to coax me to sleep!" ”

It seems that Li Kexin wants to talk to her daughter for a long time.

I went into the bedroom by myself.

Take out that dragon ball.

Dragon Ball is obviously much more advanced than the Jindan I ate last time.

I don't know if my body can handle it.

After thinking about it, he poured half a glass of water and soaked the dragon balls in the water.

Unexpectedly, after the dragon ball came into contact with the water, it suddenly had a more lustrous luster and a strange fragrance in a steady stream.

The aroma grew stronger and stronger, causing me to take a sip.

Well, it's delicious!

Smell the incense, drink it even better!

After tasting it, I was out of control!

The last one didn't hold back, but even ate the water with the dragon balls!

Last time I ate the golden pill of the red chain snake, I opened up the second vein of Rendu!

I don't know, what will be the reaction this time......

After less than a minute, my body began to change.

Just like the last time I ate Jindan, countless gases in my body were colliding indiscriminately!

I would have liked to try to boot.

But these gases are not under my control at all.

However, when it flowed through the second vein of Rendu, these gases seemed to be automatically combed, and they automatically converged towards my lower dantian.

The gas converges at the dantian and is automatically compressed.

But the dantian is not the sea after all, it is impossible to load it unlimitedly, and there will always be some gas that will leak out!

In this way, a very embarrassing physiological phenomenon is created: farting!

Burst......

Poof......

Puff puff......

Farts one after another, endlessly!

Some are short, some are deep, some are continuous, and some are intermittent......

I was burned so badly that I felt like an exhaust pipe underneath me, and it was the kind of engine oil burning!

"No way!"

"I can't stand it!"

I quickly went to the fridge to get some ice cubes and prepared a cold compress!

In the living room, Li Kexin was still on video with her daughter, glanced at me and said, "Xiaoyuan, what's wrong with you?" Did you eat something dirty? ”

"It's fine!"

I hurried back to my bedroom with the ice.

I put the ice cubes in the basin and sat down.

"......"

I breathed a sigh of relief.

Sitting on the ice cubes, it's really much more comfortable!

It's just that this fart is too strong!

A lot of ice cubes were blasted alive by me!

The fart went on for half an hour, and finally died down.

At this time, I was shocked to find that there was obviously a lot of energy gathered in my dantian!

I try to get the energy out of my fingers......

Laugh at!

A gas burst out of my fingertips, "bang", and slammed into the wall, shattering the tiles!

"Good guys!"

I'm still obviously keeping it.

If you use all your strength, the power of this Qi is simply immeasurable!

I pushed the bedroom window open to the maximum.

Poke at the seabirds in the night sky in the distance!

Laugh at......

The airflow is extremely fast, and it can be hit wherever it is!

As soon as I moved my fingers, the seabird in the distance made a "whoop" and planted it directly!

I probably visually inspected the seabirds and the seabirds were a few dozen meters away from me!

In the future, my hands can be used as pistols!

I was having fun when the bedroom door opened.

Li Kexin looked at my body and said, "Xiaoyuan, is your stomach really okay?" ”

"It's fine!"

I was a little embarrassed and said, "Did you just make a noise?" ”

"Neither!"

Li Kexin said: "I told Xiaomei a bedtime story, and I didn't pay too much attention!" ”

Li Kexin must have taken care of my face, so she was embarrassed to say it.

Just that fart sound, I can't imagine that I heard it upstairs and downstairs!

"Huh?"

Suddenly, Li Kexin sniffed her nose and said, "Xiaoyuan, it's so fragrant in your bedroom!" ”

Li Kexin said this, and I noticed a strange thing.

Even though I farted a lot just now, it didn't stink at all in the bedroom!

Not only does it not stink, but on the contrary, it is very fragrant!

But no matter how fragrant it is, it's a fart!

I quickly turned on the ventilation settings and hid in the living room.

When she passed by Li Kexin's side, she sniffed at me and said, "Xiaoyuan, it seems to be the fragrance on your body!" ”

"Mine?"

I didn't feel it myself, but seeing that Li Kexin swore by it, I still went to take a shower.

After taking a shower, I stood in front of Li Kexin, pulled the bathrobe open a gap, and said, "Sister, if you smell it again, does it still smell?" ”

Li Kexin leaned in front of me and sniffed, the tip of his nose touched my skin, which made my body itch, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyuan, it seems to be body fragrance!" ”