Chapter 158: Poison is invulnerable
"Thank you, Mrs. Lu!"
After the soldier left, Zhang Li hurriedly thanked them.
"You're welcome!"
Mrs. Lu looked at Zhang Li and me, and said tentatively, "Both of you are students, right?" Is this going back to my hometown? ”
"yes!"
Zhang Li patted my dog's head and said, "This is my younger brother Zhang Yuan, let's go back to our hometown Tianshui." ”
"Tianshui ......"
Mrs. Lu said, "That place is far away, do you want to make it to the last station?" ”
Zhang Li said: "It's quite far, but now there is no train, it's convenient!" ”
"Yes!"
Mrs. Lu said: "Your sister and brother are really promising, and they were both admitted to university. In the future, my son Xiaowei can have half of your sister and brother, and I will be satisfied. ”
Mrs. Lu looks white and tender, and her speech is also a little level, and it is estimated that she used to be a lady.
One of the generals surnamed Duan is surnamed Lu, and he is divided into one side, and he was considered a prince in ancient times, and I don't know if this Mrs. Lu is his wife.
There were more beautiful wives chatting along the way, and time passed quickly.
It's Mrs. Lu's son Xiaowei who is too naughty, and he runs in and out for a while, which makes Mrs. Lu very uneasy.
Fortunately, a maid soon came, who was responsible for taking care of Xiaowei.
It turned out that the maid had been in the second-class carriage before, and Mrs. Lu couldn't hold down her son, so she called the maid back.
The maid took Xiaowei out to play, and the carriage instantly quieted down.
After chatting for a while, Mrs. Lu went to the sleeper to rest.
I said to Zhang Li: "You slept in the middle of the night yesterday, let's sleep for a while!" ”
"Hmm!"
When Zhang Li lay down, I also lay on the table and became confused.
After sleeping for about an hour, the maid came back with Xiaowei.
As soon as Xiaowei returned, the carriage became noisy again.
Mrs. Lu and Zhang Li were naturally woken up.
"Mom, eat peanuts!"
Xiao Wei took out a handful of fried fragrant peanuts from his pocket.
Not to mention, these peanuts are really delicious!
Zhang Li and I were both incensed opposite!
Mrs. Lu tasted a few, looked at the maid and said, "Where did the peanuts come from?" ”
The maid said: "Back to Mrs., I bought it in the second-class carriage." ”
Mrs. Lu said, "Is there anything else?" ”
"Yes!"
The maid took out a pack from the bag and prepared it for Mrs. Lu.
Mrs. Lu shook her head, looked at me and Zhang Li and said, "Give these two student sisters and brothers some and try them together!" The fragrant fried peanuts taste even better than those in our hometown! ”
The maid handed the peanuts to me and Zhang Li, and secretly swallowed her saliva.
Apparently she wanted to eat it too.
But because of his identity, he didn't taste it!
Zhang Li grabbed a handful for her, but she also shook her head with a smile and didn't dare to reach out to take it.
"Mom, dizzy!"
After eating for a while, Xiaowei suddenly covered his head.
Mrs. Lu wanted to see her son coming, but she didn't move, and she seemed to be dizzy.
Soon, both mother and son fainted in their seats.
"Not good, peanuts are poisonous!"
At this time, Zhang Li seemed to have discovered something.
But unfortunately, she found out a little late, and she was also tricked!
After saying "peanuts are poisonous", she didn't have time to relieve herself, and then she fainted next to me with a "bang".
Four people ate peanuts, and three fainted.
It's just me who doesn't feel the slightest!
Peanuts are poisonous!
And the toxicity is not shallow!
Otherwise, it would be impossible for Zhang Li to have no time to react.
But that's not the point right now.
The point is, after eating the Dragon Balls, my body not only has the function of self-healing, but also does not invade all kinds of poisons?
"Ma'am?"
"Young Master?"
The maid's words brought my mind back to reality.
I suddenly became alarmed.
We all ate peanuts, but this girl didn't eat them, could it be that she did it?
In order to find out the facts, I pretended to be poisoned and lay down, but in fact I was secretly observing the maid's every move.
To my surprise, the maid did not steal money and touch bags, but was in a hurry.
But she doesn't have much culture, and she doesn't know how to call the conductor, so she just stoms her feet and is in a hurry.
Since it's not the girl's problem, it's likely that it's the peanut seller!
Now is not the time to go for trouble.
You have to help Zhang Li detoxify first!
Prevent her from being poisoned too deeply!
When I was shopping for clothes before, I naturally bought necessary things such as gold needles in case I needed them.
Now it really comes in handy!
I took out the golden needle and prepared to help Zhang Li with acupuncture.
But soon, something suddenly occurred to me!
My saliva, blood, etc., not only have the function of self-healing, but also help others to heal their scars.
In the same way, do they also have the effect of helping people detoxify?
When I think of this, my heart moves!
Such a good opportunity, don't try to be blind!
I held Zhang Li's beautiful face in both hands, my heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, and I slowly kissed her......
Not to mention, this trick really works!
Soon Zhang Li reacted.
First he subconsciously responded to me, and then his eyelids and fingers moved.
Immediately after, Zhang Li opened her eyes.
Realizing what was happening, she was so stunned that she even forgot to push me away!
I was afraid that she would misunderstand, so I reluctantly stopped moving, smacked my lips, and said, "You are poisoned, peanuts are poisonous, I am helping you detoxify!" ”
As soon as I reminded him, Zhang Li quickly remembered.
But she was obviously still uneasy for a while, a little angry, and a little shy, and said with a red face: "Detoxification...... Is there such a solution? ”
I said, "My physique is quite special, not only can control water and fire, but also detoxify, otherwise why would I be fine if I eat?" ”
Zhang Li stopped talking, as if persuaded by me.
At this time, the maid suddenly knelt in front of me with a "plop" and said, "Please, save my wife and young master!" I'm kowtowing to you! After saying that, he really hit the ground with his head, and "bang bang" knocked up.
"Hurry up!"
Zhang Li hurriedly helped the maid up and yelled at me: "Don't save people yet!" ”
"This ......"
In front of Zhang Li, how embarrassed am I to kiss others again.
Although this Mrs. Lu is not bad-looking!
I want to take out the gold needle.
But if I use a gold needle, Zhang Li will question why I didn't use it just now!
It's embarrassing!
"Hurry up, it's important to save people!"
Seeing that I didn't move, Zhang Li was anxious.
"Okay!"
"In order to save people, I will sacrifice my life once!"
Under the gaze of Zhang Li and the maid, I kissed Mrs. Lu again.
Sure enough, Mrs. Lu woke up soon, which can be regarded as helping me verify what I just said to Zhang Li.
Whether I took advantage of her or not, at least I wasn't lying!
My saliva can indeed be detoxified!
"And Xiaowei!"
Zhang Li looked at me and said.
"Wait, I'll go to the toilet first!"
I made a trip to the bathroom.
When I came back, my hands were wet.
It's not that I'm not good anymore, it's that I'm deliberately crooked!
Saliva can detoxify, and so can peeing!
Back in the carriage, I wiped my finger towards Xiaowei's mouth!
Sure enough, soon Xiaowei also woke up.
On Mrs. Lu's side, the maid would naturally help me explain everything that had just happened.
At this time, Zhang Li looked at me with a puzzled expression and said, "What happened to the finger just now?" ”
I leaned into her ear and said, "It's pee!" ”
"Huh?"
Zhang Li was stunned for a moment and said, "This is okay?" ”
"Hmm!"
I nodded heavily and said, "It's okay for others, but of course you can't use this!" ”
Zhang Li said: "That was just ...... Mrs. Lu"
I said, "It's not like I didn't remember it, and you're pushing me all the way to make me nervous!" ”
Zhang Li said angrily: "Anyway, it's all your reason!" ”
I smiled "hehe" and said, "No, you can kiss me once, and you should be clear!" ”
"Think beautifully!"
Zhang Li blushed and said, "By the way, don't tell Wen Wen about this matter after you go back!" ”
"Don't worry!"
I thought to myself, it's okay to tell her, your apprentice is much more open-minded and open than you!