Chapter 183: Stealing Poems
"Okay!"
I divided five by two, and took off the eunuch uniform.
I was about to continue, but suddenly I remembered to take it off again, and the secret of my body was exposed!
At this time, it has been more than three hours since I ate what Li Chunfeng gave me.
My body has returned to normal!
I was hesitating whether to continue taking it off.
At this time, Yang Yuhuan said: "Okay, let's keep this one!" After all, there was a knife inside, and the main palace was disgusted! ”
"Yes!"
I was secretly relieved and went in in shorts.
Yang Yuhuan sat in the water and did not hang a trace.
I squatted behind her, rubbed her shoulders and back, and pressed her back and back......
"Hmm...... Comfortable! ”
Yang Yuhuan is so beautiful that she praised my skills!
After a while, Yang Yuhuan was not satisfied with only pressing his upper body, and stretched out his slender jade hand and said: "Help the palace to lie down in the past, press the whole body!" ”
"Yes!"
There is a jade bed outside the bath, so it is convenient to lie down and rest when you are tired from bathing.
I took Yang Yuhuan's little hand, helped her up, and then took the initiative to turn around and turn my back to her.
"Little thing, learn pretty fast!"
Yang Yuhuan complimented, and then lay on my back again!
"Hiss......"
I just feel a soft back!
I just carried her, and she still had some clothes on her.
And now, but nothing!
When I walked, this squeezing and pressing made my whole person bad!
Outside the bath, I put Yang Yuhuan on the jade bed.
Looking at that white and plump body, I just felt short of breath!
"Xiao Yuanzi, is Hongu beautiful?"
Yang Yuhuan's words were not without pride.
"Beautiful!"
I couldn't help but swallow.
Yang Yuhuan stretched out his hand and touched my face, and said: "Such a beautiful body, only the emperor can see it on weekdays, your kid is really the creation of the previous life, and he actually has such a blessing!" ”
"Yes, yes!"
I said, "It is an honor for Xiaoyuanzi to serve Niangniang!" ”
"Nonsense!"
Yang Yuhuan glanced at me and said, "Not every eunuch who serves the palace has such blessings, you are the first!" If you didn't press it comfortably, this palace wouldn't show you! ”
I said: "Don't worry, Niangniang, pressing the upper body is actually not my specialty, according to other places, Xiaoyuanzi is even more powerful!" ”
"Really?"
Yang Yuhuan looked expectant, closed his eyes and said, "Then hurry up and start!" ”
"Wait!"
I said, "Niangniang, do you know Li Bai?" ”
Yang Yuhuan was stunned for a moment, then shook his head lightly, and said, "There is a kid named Li Hei in my hometown, who is this Li Bai?" ”
It's good if you don't know each other!
I said, "Leave him alone!" Niangniang, you are so beautiful, how about I chant a poem for you? ”
"Yo?"
Yang Yuhuan was interested and said, "You kid can still chant poetry?" ”
In ancient times, dignitaries and nobles were educated.
After Yang Yuhuan came from a famous family, he has been exposed to it since he was a child, and he has also read and broken words.
I know that Yang Yuhuan and Li Bai know each other, and she still respects Li Bai's talent and learning!
But apparently, they haven't met yet!
Then let me pick up the trick!
Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Yang Yuhuan was anxious and said angrily: "You are groaning!" It can't be to find Hongu happy, right? ”
"It's coming, it's coming!"
I cleared my throat and admired Yang Yuhuan's graceful posture while slowly reciting: "The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon." If it weren't for the jade mountain, would you meet Yaotai under the moon? ”
After listening to this poem, Yang Yuhuan's body trembled suddenly!
Speaking of ancient poems, in fact, Yang Yuhuan, an ancient person, is many times more clever than me!
Let's just say that simple rules, I can't understand a modern college student!
Therefore, Yang Yu knows more about this poem than me!
"Clouds want clothes, flowers want to look ......"
"Spring breeze blows Revlon ......"
"If it weren't for the jade mountains to see ......"
"I will meet ...... under the moon in Yaotai"
Yang Yuhuan couldn't help but chatter, the more he read it, the more he felt the subtlety of this poem, and finally looked at me curiously and said, "You wrote this poem?" ”
"Uh-huh!"
I said: "After I saw Niangniang's fairy face, I couldn't help but feel an urge to recite poems for Niangniang, and then I had this Qingping tune!" ”
"Good poetry!"
Yang Yuhuan's eyes flashed, and he said stupidly: "I didn't expect that the best poem I heard after I came to Chang'an was actually from a little eunuch!" ”
"Prizes, prizes!"
I was almost done, and I said, "Mother, can I massage you?" ”
"Hmm!"
Yang Yuhuan closed his eyes again and said, "Come on, Xiaoyuanzi!" You have to press it everywhere! ”
"It's a must, don't worry, mother!"
Under the massage of my skillful techniques, soon, Yang Yuhuan fluttered like a fairy!
It's even so beautiful that it hums a ballad.
Facing one of the four beauties of ancient times, I am also embarrassed!
I can't wait to do it right away!
However, the business is not done yet, and I dare not delay the serious business!
So, I made some operations, first knocked Yang Yuhuan unconscious, and then quickly slipped into her bedroom, rummaged through the cabinets, and looked for the Tai Chi mirror that Li Chunfeng said.
The Tai Chi Mirror is a bronze mirror with a diameter of about one foot long.
The front is a mirror of a bronze mirror, and the back is carved with a Tai Chi yin and yang diagram.
However, after searching for a long time, I almost searched the dormitory, and I couldn't find the mirror.
It seems that the Taiji mirror should not be here!
I have to explore the truth from the mouth of the concubine beauty!
I hurried back to Huaqing Pool, continued the massage, and then untied her acupoints.
Soon, Yang Yuhuan woke up leisurely.
I said, "How does the mother feel?" ”
"Wonderful!"
"Wonderful!"
Yang Yuhuan slowly opened his eyes, looked at me stupidly and said, "Xiaoyuanzi, you can chant poetry and massage, who did you learn these things from?" ”
I said, "The villain is self-taught, so I can make my mother laugh!" ”
Yang Yuhuan glanced at me and said, "It's a pity that you are a useless thing, otherwise, this palace can make you an official, so that you can also experience the happiness of being a master!" ”
"Xie Guifei Niangniang carries love!"
I said, "Being able to serve the concubine is the greatest joy of Xiaoyuanzi!" ”
"The little mouth is so sweet!"
Yang Yuhuan beckoned and said, "Come, come over and let the palace kiss it!" ”
"Okay!"
I hurriedly bent over and leaned over.
Yang Yuhuan really kissed me, giving me a feeling like a spring breeze.
In the face of such a charming and lazy beauty, in fact, I couldn't bear it for a long time, but I had been forcibly enduring it before.
Now she dares to take the initiative to kiss me!
After the kiss, my blood suddenly surged, and I looked directly into each other's eyes.
Yang Yuhuan was a little flustered by me, and said, "You little eunuch, looking at the palace like this, aren't you afraid of being gouged out?" ”
I said, "Niang Niang is so beautiful, if you don't show it, wouldn't it be a tyrannical thing!" ”
Yang Yuhuan smiled and said, "You are not the emperor!" ”
I glared at me and said, "It's not the emperor, I will take care of it!" ”
Yang Yuhuan sighed and said, "It's a pity that you can only look at it...... Hmmm......"
Without saying a word, Yang Yuhuan couldn't continue.
Because I've sealed her little mouth.
It smells so good!
It's full of milk and a woman's scent!
Yang Yuhuan was petrified in an instant, and the whole person was stupid.
It took her a while to react and wanted to push me away, but where could she push me!
"You...... How daring! ”
When I stopped, Yang Yuhuan reproached.
Although it was a reproach, the tone was light and slow.
It's not so much blame as coquettishness.
As soon as I saw the play, I sat on the jade bed, held her in my arms, pressed her into her arms, and said, "I'm bold, how is Niang Niang going to punish me?" ”
"You ......"
Yang Yuhuan bit his lip, his face was delicate, and his eyes were like silk: "Xiao Yuanzi, how dare you?" ”
I said: "Do you dare to do this, how do you want to punish it, Xiaoyuanzi admits it!" ”
"Fool!"
Yang Yuhuan stretched out his hand to rub my handsome face, and said, "This palace will punish you, take people back to the dormitory, and help them press it again, do you say it's okay?" ”
"Yes!"
I stood up, hugged Yang Yuhuan in my arms, left Huaqing Pond, and returned to the dormitory outside.