Joke.

He wants to be smart, and he still plays Jiang Xiaolong?

That's the originator!

"Ouch!"

The little boy was startled.

Hurriedly put his arms behind his back.

Jiang Xiaolong said with a smile.

"What is hidden, I have seen it, it is a phone watch, right?"

"Let me see~"

Jiang Xiaolong had only heard of this thing, and he really hadn't used it.

He's seen a lot of children,

Take the phone and watch to scan the code to pay, watch videos, and take pictures, it's quite magical!

The little boy hesitated.

"Just looking?"

"Of course!" Jiang Xiaolong nodded, "You forgot, my uncle let you touch the gun, can he still lie to you?" ”

"It's also..."

The little boy reached out for him.

Jiang Xiaolong poked his head curiously, there were many patterns on the watch.

A message pops up on it.

[You have a new message]

Jiang Xiaolong opened it casually, and it was a group chat called "M78 Nebula".

The names of the members are all powerful.

Sero, Tiga, Leo, Taylor...

And a dark Tiga!

This battle,

Who doesn't get confused after watching it?

Jiang Xiaolong immediately clicked on the voice.

"Hahaha, I finally got a real gun!"

"What do you say? Lie! ”

"Where are you, we're going to look for you now!"

"If you don't believe me, come to school, I've met several uncles."

"You're not allowed to deceive!"

"Wait, we'll be there soon!"

“...”

Attaboy

It's really shaking people!

The little boy said seriously: "I've already shown it to you, I just said it's okay to see, you can't sue!" ”

"Little brat..."

Jiang Xiaolong touched the little boy's head and returned the watch to him.

"Uncle doesn't have that kung fu~"

Jiang Xiaolong has one principle and never meddles in things.

He turned around and left.

Looking at Jiang Xiaolong's back, the little boy was a little surprised.

This uncle,

How do you feel different from other adults?

……

Toot toot~

"Let's have dinner!"

The soldiers finally waited for the meal to begin.

The meal in the morning was simple.

One serving of braised pork, one serving of small pickles, and eggs and milk.

Let's not talk about how the taste is done, but the amount is definitely enough, how can you have the strength to train if you don't have a full stomach!

The little boy stood at the back of the 4th class and followed along to eat.

His appearance immediately attracted everyone's attention.

The female soldiers at the communication station also looked over this way.

"Huh? How to have a penis? ”

"Eating with the guard company, is he a schoolboy here?"

"The child is so cute, the little face is round, I really want to pinch it!"

After the meal is done, the classes form a circle.

Zhang Peng squatted beside the little boy.

"Eat more meat, it's time to grow taller, and you can also take milk and eggs!"

He really likes children, and he is vigorously carrying food.

But the little boy was a little absent-minded.

Hu Lin glanced at it.

"What are you looking at, kid? Waiting for your teacher? ”

"Don't worry, they'll be there after eating!"

"Hmm......"

The little boy answered, lowered his head and pulled the food, and his eyes looked at the gate from time to time.

Only Jiang Xiaolong knew.

He's not waiting for a teacher!

really

The little boy didn't wait long.

I had just eaten a few bites of food when I heard a noisy noise at the door.

The soldiers looked at each other in confusion.

At the school gate, there were seven or eight children gathered!

"Uncle of the People's Liberation Army! It's really an uncle of the People's Liberation Army, so handsome! ”

"Huwa didn't lie to us, maybe he really touched the gun!"

"Uncle, can you touch the gun too?"

"Just touch it, please!"

Several children clasped their hands together and pleaded.

The officers and men in charge of the guard looked embarrassed.

It was useless to persuade for a while!

These kids are too persistent, and they have to go in and find the tiger baby for everything!

This matter is not easy for them to deal with, so they can only report it to their superiors.

Lucky for the kids.

Chief of Staff He gave the order on the spot,

Let them in!

"Children, we should be happy to yearn for the barracks so much!"

"What is national defense education? This is national defense education! ”

"Let them feel the food in the barracks, and since they like guns, give each of them a hand, and take a photo later!"

"We plant a small seed today, and maybe tomorrow it will grow into a towering tree!"

That's it

There are a few more "new comrades" in class 4.

They sat in a larger circle, each of the little soldiers carrying a bowl of hearty meals.

The tiger baby couldn't stop laughing happily, which made Hu Lin feel very strange.

How does it feel like,

Premeditated?

Don't look at these little dolls, they are not ambiguous at all, and they eat all the food in the bowl without the slightest waste.

After eating, Huwa and her friends got their wish, and one of them hugged a Type 95 automatic rifle and wore a military cap.

Not to mention how awesome it is!

Huwa knows that the person who should be thanked the most is Jiang Xiaolong!

If he had told this story at that time, I am afraid that the dreams of his friends would not have come true!

After taking the photo, the tiger baby came to Jiang Xiaolong's side.

"Thank you, uncle!"

"Is there anything you want, uncle?"

Looking at the little boy's extremely serious appearance, Jiang Xiaolong almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

These little dolls.

What can I give myself?

"No need for the tiger baby, uncle doesn't lack anything." Jiang Xiaolong replied.

"I don't believe it!"

Huya pouted, and his eyes rolled.

"Uncle, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Huh?"

Jiang Xiaolong was stunned: "No, what's the matter, do you want to introduce your sister to me?" ”

"I don't have a sister!"

After the tiger baby finished speaking, she turned her head and left, and Jiang Xiaolong couldn't cry or laugh.

The soldiers began to pack their things.

Half an hour later, they will be on the road again!

Several elementary school students are also waiting for the teacher to pick them up.

Taking advantage of this gap, the tiger baby ran to the communication station.

Pose very cute.

It immediately attracted a lot of female soldiers.

"Little brother, you're so cute, what's your name?"

"What grade are you in?"

"Is your homework done? Is it okay for my sister to send you a few sets of rolls? ”

The tiger babies answered their questions one by one.

Of course

He's here with a mission!

As soon as the conversation changed, Huwa suddenly asked.

"Pretty sister, can you tell me your contact information?"

"Huh?"

I've seen pick-ups.

I've never seen a first-grader talk to you!

The tiger baby is very clever, and she has already thought of how to deal with it.

"I love the barracks! After the holiday, can I call you? ”

I see!

"Absolutely!"

Several female soldiers did not hesitate to say their contact information, and Huwa wrote it on the paper very seriously.

In a few moments, more than a dozen phone numbers have been written!

The goal has been achieved, and the tiger baby gets up to say goodbye to them.

"Goodbye, sister!"

"I'll call you!"

"I wish my sisters more and more beautiful!"

A few female soldiers were teased.

This little doll's mouth is so sweet!

Huwa took the battle results and walked straight to Jiang Xiaolong and handed them to him directly.

"What is this?" Jiang Xiaolong glanced at it in surprise.

The tiger baby returned seriously.

"Uncle, that's all I can help here!"

"These are beautiful sister's calls, whether it can be done or not depends on yours!"

What?

Poof,

Jiang Xiaolong squirted out a mouthful of water...