Kuroko and I judged the elves.

Comment on which one has a good figure, which leg is long, which chest is big, and even which one is the most beautiful underneath!

As we were chatting, suddenly a little elf looked over here, and then his expression changed, and he was shocked: "Jimei, that little black man has come to peek at us again!" ”

As soon as the words were finished, the elves all looked over to us, and then flew towards us!

"Not good!"

I got up and said, "Kuroko, run!" ”

"It's fine!"

I saw the sunspot turn around, pout high, and make a "poof" at the top!

A stinky fart pierces the sky!

Kuroko's robes were blown up into a big bag!

"It stinks!"

The elves were so frightened that they stopped their bodies and hovered in the air, not daring to continue approaching.

There were even some weak ones who were directly smoked by this fart and finally fell into the spring water in embarrassment.

"Hey, hey!"

Heizi stood up and laughed: "Dao Ye didn't go to the toilet in the morning, just ready to deal with you little cuties!" ”

After saying that, he turned around again, and "poof" put it three more times!

The elves were so frightened that they retreated and fled.

In the blink of an eye, the elves withdrew.

But there were still two unconscious in the spring.

Heizi waved his big hand and said, "Brother Yuan, go, one person at a time!" ”

I was a little shocked and said, "You...... What do you want to do? ”

Kuroko said: "Take it back and taste it!" ”

I said, "Aren't you afraid that Yan Xiyue will come back and look for you desperately?" ”

Kuroko said: "Just taste it, and don't do anything!" Your mind is so dirty! ”

As he spoke, Kuroko had already entered the spring and carried a little elf on his shoulder.

After hesitating, I carried the other one on my shoulder.

Back at the Taoist temple, we put the elves in the courtyard and admired them up close.

Of course, it's not all about looking, sometimes I'm curious and I'll touch it.

Kuroko sighed and said, "It's a pity that the old man said that I can't break my body before I am twenty years old, otherwise I really want to taste the fine skin and tender flesh of this little elf!" ”

After speaking, he suddenly looked at me and said, "Brother Yuan, you can help me taste it, tell me how it feels after tasting it!" ”

I shook my head and said, "Forget it!" I'm about to leave, and I don't want to make a fuss! ”

Kuroko said: "Why is it an extraneous branch?" ”

I said, "What if she suddenly wakes up and stuns me?" ”

Kuroko said: "Isn't there still me here!" If she dares to wake up, I will dare to smoke her to death! ”

"No......"

In fact, I am also very excited, but I am not afraid of 10,000, just in case!

"Cowardice!"

Heizi said: "Brother Yuan, you can't have a problem in that regard, right?" ”

"You're the problem!"

I said, "When Lao Tzu galloped on the battlefield, you were not weaned!" ”

Kuroko said: "Then what else is there to worry about!" You're going to leave anyway, don't do it for nothing! ”

I was upset by Kuroko's words.

I'm almost going to get on it!

At this moment, a group of elves suddenly flew over the Taoist temple!

The leader is none other than their queen leader Yan Xiyue!

As soon as Kuroko saw this, he turned around and was about to fart.

But I don't know if I just put too much, this time he held back for a long time, and he didn't release it for a long time!

As soon as I saw that something was wrong, I quickly hid in the alchemy room!

Slam the door shut!

"Brother Yuan!"

Soon there was the sound of a sunspot slamming the door at the door: "Open the door quickly, let me in!" ”

I opened the door through a crack.

But when I looked up, Yan Xiyue had already arrived at the door!

I was afraid that I would be implicated, so I was so scared that I quickly closed the door again!

"Far ......"

Poor sunspot, the word "Brother Yuan" has not been shouted yet, and there is no follow-up.

If nothing else, it must have been corona by Yan Xiyue!

Knock knock knock......

From time to time, there was the sound of banging on the door outside.

Fortunately, this is a stone gate and does not conduct electricity.

I wonder if I should enter the enchantment now!

As for Kuroko, with his master Taishang Laojun here, there must be no problem!

Unless these elves don't want to live!

I moved some rocks to block the door and prevent them from breaking in!

After doing this, I looked at the alchemy furnace......

I definitely can't take the things of this world with me!

But you can eat it!

I opened the exit of the alchemy furnace.

The golden pill that has not yet been refined is still being refined in it, and all that can come out are edible, and I haven't counted them carefully, about a dozen like that!

"Huh...... It's hot! ”

I held it in my hand and blew it for a while, and then I ate all the dozen gold pills!

As soon as I got into my stomach, I immediately felt hot all over!

Soon, my skin was turning blonde and glowing golden!

This is the effect of the Vajra Immortal Divine Skill!

It is estimated that if it weren't for the divine power to protect the body, I might not be able to carry so many golden pills!

The effect of Jindan is spreading rapidly.

I just feel top-heavy!

It looks like you have a mountain tied to your legs!

Every step taken was extremely difficult, and it shook the alchemy room, and even the entire Taoist temple, from side to side!

After seven steps, I finally came to the barrier!

I took a deep breath and prepared to raise my leg into the barrier.

At this moment, I only heard Yan Xiyue's voice behind me: "Boy, stop!" ”

"Huh?"

I turned my head and looked, and I thought something was wrong!

It turned out that Yan Xiyue actually came in down the chimney!

I'm speeding up, trying to get into the enchantment.

But at this time, my legs are so heavy that I can't be fast at all!

It's all happening in the light of light!

I saw Yan Xiyue's wings!

A fragrant wind is blowing in your face!

Just like last time, I just felt numb and rolled my eyes and was stunned......

When I woke up again, I found myself tied up in a cave.

Next to it is Kuroko, who, like me, is also tied up tightly!

Seeing that I opened my eyes, Kuroko breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Brother Yuan, you finally woke up!" I thought you were hanging! ”

I looked outside and said, "How long have I been unconscious?" ”

Kuroko said: "According to your calculation, this is already the fifteenth day and the last day!" ”

"Huh?"

I was shocked.

Heizi said: "During this time, Yan Xiyue tried many ways to kill you, but she couldn't do it!" ”

I said, "That's for sure!" It's not that easy to kill me! ”

"But ......"

Kuroko said: "They are afraid that you will wake up, and every once in a while, they will send someone to call you again!" ”

I'll be able to hear this!

Hurry up!

I launched the Vajra Immortal Skill and exerted a slight force.

Syllable!

The rope tied to me was all broken!

"Yo, that's amazing!"

Kuroko's eyes widened, and he said, "Hurry up and untie it for me!" ”

I loosen the sunspots.

At this moment, an elven girl came, probably ready to continue to call me!

Kuroko had already held back the anger in his belly, and when he saw the elf girl, he turned around and was a fart!

Burst......

With the sound of farts crossing, the poor elf girl was directly smoked and fell from the air!

"Hehe, Daoye, I ......"

"Stop blowing, let's go!"

I pulled Kuroko and turned around and ran.

Kuroko followed me for a few steps and said, "Brother Yuan, where are you going?" ”

I said, "Go out, go to the alchemy room!" ”

"Oh!"

Kuroko pointed behind him and said, "Then you ran in the wrong direction!" ”

"Damn! Don't say it sooner! ”

I quickly turned around.