Chapter 58: Where's My Hemorrhoid???

Soon, Su Yu remembered that the origin of this pig was terrifying.

When Zhu Bajie left Gao Laozhuang, Gao Cuilan was already pregnant.

Zhu Bajie has been studying for 14 years, and Gao Cuilan has been pregnant for 14 years.

When Zhu Bajie achieved positive results, Gao Cuilan gave birth to a son, named Zhu Shouchuang!

Later, the pig was so clumsy that Tang Sanzang was pointed, apprenticed to half of the teacher, and went to the West again!

Later, like Zhu Bajie, Zhu Shouzhuo was also named the messenger of the Pure Altar.

"The human forbidden zone, the reason why it is a human forbidden area is because even the Emperor of War can't solve it!"

"This pig is clumsy, just dug up, does he have a cultivation above the War Emperor?"

"That's terrifying, isn't it?"

"!"

"When can I level a penalty area!"

Su Yu's real name is envious.

Soon, the phone vibrated and there was a message push again.

"Congratulations to the Terrans! Congratulations to the Great Summer! The latest news, Zhu Shouchou has leveled Shennongjia, one of the forbidden areas for human beings, and is currently heading to the next forbidden area! ”

Su Yu was shocked.

At this speed, there is no one.

Of course, there may be a delay in the news that comes out.

But in any case, this pig is really scary.

The forbidden area for human beings is gone.

If someone had been able to dig up the pig three years ago, the human situation would never be as passive as it is now, and there would not be a forbidden area for humans.

What's more, there will never be so many people dying.

Su Yu continued to slide the phone, and suddenly, his eyes froze.

"Shocked! Astound! Global shock! Citizen Sun used a super treasure map to dig out the couplet on the gate of Wuzhuang Temple, 'Immortal Immortal Mansion, and the Heaven with the Longevity Taoist Family', its upper rhyme is extraordinary, and the power is boundless! ”

Looking at the news on his phone, Su Yu was a little shocked!

Wuzhuang Temple, that is the dojo of Zhenyuan Daxian, the ancestor of the earth immortals!

The Taoist boy of Wuzhuang Temple once said to the Tang monk and apprentice: "Sanqing is the friend of the family teacher, and the fourth emperor is the old man of the family teacher; Jiuyao is the younger generation of the family teacher, and Yuanchen is the guest of the family teacher. ”

It can be seen from this that the identity and strength of Zhenyuan Daxian are terrifying.

And the couplets of the dojo gate of Zhenyuan Daxian must also be extraordinary!

Su Yu was envious.

"!"

"Why can't I dig up something so good?"

"Also, why do I have a treasure map? How can I get a super treasure map? ”

"There's no super treasure map, but even a high-level treasure map!"

Su Yu was uncomfortable.

It's really uncomfortable.

I worked hard to dig up so many treasure maps, and as a result, I was only the second order of the Battle King.

"If I dig out a wishful golden hoop stick, it will be okay, or if I dig out one of the thirty-three incarnations of Guanyin, the white-clothed Guanyin, it will be forgotten, but it will not be fragments that are dug up, but fragments!"

"A dog's head was dug up, and although it was not a fragment, it was also a mutilated ......"

Su Yu was uncomfortable and wanted to cry.

At this time, the elevator came, Su Yu entered the elevator and continued to brush the news.

"Congratulations to the Terrans! Congratulations to the Great Summer! Teacher Huang used a high-level treasure map to dig and dig in the garden and dug up a willow tree that is thousands of meters high! Its upper rhyme is extraordinary, covering three provinces, countless people have benefited, and the cultivation has been greatly improved! ”

Su Yu was sour.

Dao Yun covers the three provinces, and the cultivation of countless people has improved.

Why isn't this in Tianhe City?

After getting out of the elevator, Su Yu's speed immediately increased.

Along the way, speeding by, the speed of the car could not compare to Su Yu.

Rumble!

Su Yu fell from the sky, landed in a ruin, took out a treasure map, and looked at it intently.

"In the past, a forbidden being refined a billion soul flags, and although it was broken, it still possessed supreme power. But now, you can't control it, and you will even encounter the backlash of a billion souls in the soul flag, and finally die! ”

Golden handwriting emerges.

When Su Yu saw the previous prompt, his face was overjoyed and his heart was excited.

But after seeing the prompt behind, his face collapsed suddenly.

One billion soul flags, just listening to them, I feel that they can easily level the forbidden area of human beings.

However, now I can't control a billion soul flags!

Do you have to wait until you reach the Emperor of War to dig it again?

"That's it, let's wait, when I become the queen of war, I'll see if I can dig it!"

"I have a treasure map now, this one doesn't work, I'll replace the next one!"

Su Yu didn't bother anymore and left quickly, but as soon as he took two steps, a vicious wind suddenly hit the back of his head.

Bang!

Su Yu felt a pain in his head, his eyes were dark, and the whole person fell directly to the ground.

The big black dog came with a big stick of white bones, and the big stick disappeared, and it grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth.

"Tang monk meat, you must have a diaphragm in your heart, otherwise, you would have eaten it early. So, let me help you digest it! ”

The big black dog sniffed on Su Yu's body, and soon found Tang monk's meat wrapped in tissues.

It couldn't wait, and swallowed it with the tissue.

"Don't worry, I won't eat your Tang monk meat for nothing, I will repay you in the future."

The big black dog muttered a few words, turned and hurried away.

From start to finish, no one found out.

By the time Su Yu woke up, he was already in the Night's Watch branch.

"Su Yu, are you awake?" Lin Zi looked tired, but when she saw Su Yu wake up, she immediately smiled, and she said, "The night watchman was patrolling outside, and when he saw you unconscious, he sent you to the branch." ”

"Su Yu, do you feel any discomfort?"

Su Yu touched his head and said, "The back of my head hurts a little, and I have a bag, and it doesn't seem to be anything." ”

"That'll do." Lin Zi put his mind at ease.

Su Yu seemed to think of something, and hurriedly rummaged through his body.

"The phone is here, the night watchman card is there, the treasure map is also there, there is no one missing!"

Suddenly, Su Yu's face suddenly became extremely ugly.

"!"

"Where's my hemorrhoid???"

On the side, Lin Zi's face was full of doubts, and she said, "What hemorrhoids?" No one gave you hemorrhoid surgery! ”

"It's not!" Su Yu's eyes were red, and he hated the roots of his teeth, and gritted his teeth and said: "I dug out Tang Seng's hemorrhoidal nucleus, which is Tang Seng's meat, and now it's gone!" ”

"I don't know which guy who lacks virtue actually knocked me on a stuffy stick, it's too doggy!"

"Don't let me know who you are, or I'm going to beat you up like a !!"

It's infuriating!

It's so hateful!

Su Yu swore that he must find that dog thing!

"The Tang monk meat you actually dug up !!" Lin Zi shook, and then took out his mobile phone and operated it.

Su Yu's mobile phone vibrated and a message came in.

"Shocked! Global shock! The night watchman Su dug up Tang monk meat! But Su was knocked with a stick, and Tang monk's meat disappeared! ”

Su Yu looked at the news with 5,000 likes for just a few seconds, and fell into deep thought.

"Sister Lin, is it appropriate for you to do this?" Su Yu was speechless.

It's okay to be on the news, this was knocked on a stick, how ugly it is to say!

"Su Yu, don't blame Captain Lin." At this time, Li Xiao walked in, looking a little tired, and he said: "About such news, we don't know, forget it, if we know, we must send it out." ”

"We want people around the world to know that myths come are full of dangers, but they are also full of opportunities."

"Ordinary people dig up treasure maps and die for life. However, if you become a warrior and dig up the treasure map, the probability of death will be greatly reduced. ”

"Theoretically, we support more people to dig up treasure maps, so that everyone can become stronger and have the power to protect themselves."

Su Yu was silent.

But how many people will die?

Ninety percent of people will die!

It's too dangerous!

"Okay, let's not talk about that for now, I'm here to find you something."

Li Xiao diverted the topic, his face was a little solemn, and said: "The two people you asked Lin Zi to bring back, after some coercion, temptation, and intimidation, they all confessed, they are indeed disciples of the Seven Killings Sect. ”

"At the same time, I got very important news."

"At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, there are thousands of people in the Seven Killings Church digging for treasure maps in different places."

When Su Yu heard this, his face changed, "Are they still digging?" Moreover, there are still thousands of people?! ”

"Not bad!" Li Xiao's eyes were bloodshot and he was very tired.

Obviously, he didn't rest last night, and now he is naturally very tired.

"Minister, I have a question, why are there so many dangers when they dig up treasure maps?" Su Yu was very puzzled.

"You're stupid." Li Xiao explained: "Ordinary treasure maps, 90% of the things dug up are full of danger, as long as they are dug at the same time, they will naturally be the same as yesterday." ”

"In addition, I heard that someone in the Seven Killings Sect has dug up a tortoise shell, which can calculate the treasure map, so if they want to do something, their ability will be stronger!"

Su Yu was silent.

Damn the Seven Killings Sect!

It's not a thing!

"Alright, back to business." Li Xiao continued: "At three o'clock in the afternoon, once thousands of people dig up the treasure map at the same time, then the crisis that Tianhe City is about to face will be even more terrible than yesterday. ”

"So, we can't let them continue digging for treasure maps."

"At the moment, the only way is to let the bait in advance!"

"So, we need you to be bait in advance!"

Su Yu was silent.

The Seven Killing Sect deserves to die, and Li Xiao deserves to die too!

It's going to kill yourself!

"What time does the news go out?" Su Yu asked.

"About half past one in the afternoon." Li Xiao looked down at the time and said, "There are about 100 minutes left." ”

"It's too dangerous, I'm not going!" When Su Yu heard this, he immediately shook his head.

There are too few treasures on his body, and he cultivates as a vegetable, so he really goes to be bait, and he doesn't even know how he died.

"Go now, I'll give you an extra 20 treasure maps!" Li Xiao was not surprised at all, and spoke directly.

"50 shots!" Su Yu spoke.

"Or, 30 tickets, how about it?" Li Xiao said.

"For the sake of the people of Tianhe City, it is my duty to Su Yu!" Su Yu got out of bed, held his head high, and said: "It's still the old rule, you have to give it to me first, and also, the reward for me must be given to me tomorrow at the latest!" ”

"No problem." Li Xiao opened his mouth, took out 30 treasure maps out of thin air and handed them to Su Yu, and said, "If you solve them, you won't have to do it tomorrow, I'll give it to you tonight at the latest." ”

"By the way, when the time comes, not only will I give you a treasure map, but even a high-level treasure map for you!"

Advanced treasure maps?

Su Yu's heart shook.

The treasure map has been dug a lot, but the high-level treasure map has not been seen yet, let alone dug up!

"Good!" Su Yu tidied up his clothes and walked outside, "I'll dig up the treasure map first, and when I release the news, the minister will remember to inform me in advance." ”

Leaving the Night's Watch Branch, Su Yu carried a stack of treasure maps and began to run wildly.