Between the green mountains and green waters, there is a small Taoist temple.

The Taoist temple is very small, so small that there are only two Taoist priests, one large and one small.

The Daoist in a cyan robe twisted his beard, shook his head and said: "Dao~Kedao~~, non~Very Dao!" ”

The little Taoist priest sitting opposite was wearing a gray robe, his eyes were clear and calm, and there was a trace of helplessness on his handsome face.

"Master, you've been reading this sentence for more than ten years, can you stop reading it?" The little Taoist priest helplessly looked at the master, who was a good teacher, and complained weakly.

"You know a fart, Dao Ye, I am a generation of Tianjiao, every sentence contains the truth of heaven and earth, just my sentence is enough for you to learn for a lifetime!" The Daoist blew his beard and stared at the little Daoist and said angrily.

"Then Master, can you say one more word, so that the disciple can benefit a lot in the next life?" The little Taoist priest debunked the words of the master in front of him without any mercy.

"Of course you can, but I haven't figured it out yet!" The Great Daoist said without blushing and without a heartbeat.

The little Taoist priest sighed and said, "Master, can't you teach me some Taoism or martial arts?" ”

"What's so difficult about this, I've been learning the Tao for so many years, what spells, secret methods, I can see through it at a glance!" The Daoist said confidently.

The little Taoist priest asked without any hope, "Then can you teach me?" ”

The Daoist refused mercilessly: "But I haven't seen it in my life!" ”

The quiet and peaceful little Taoist priest was also a little furious by his master's stinky and shameless appearance at this moment, and said angrily: "Master, in the past ten years, except for the method of spitting, you haven't taught me anything left, don't you want to or really can't?" ”

The Great Daoist looked at the disciple who was angry for the first time, and said seriously: "Still! ”

Between thinking or not, Daoshi chose or.

Not surprisingly, the little Taoist priest was angry for another day.

Looking at the angry little Taoist, the Daoist asked with a smile: "Wang Yu, how many years have you been cultivating for your teacher?" ”

The little Taoist priest called Wang Yu replied angrily: "I was led into the door by the master at the age of five, and now it has been twelve years!" ”

"It's been twelve years, and it's time for you to go down the mountain!" Daoist said with some sighs.

Hearing the words of the Great Daoist, the little Daoist's originally angry expression became a little flustered, and he looked at the Daoist like a panicked deer: "Master, is this going to drive me away?" ”

The Great Daoist said with a smile: "It's not to drive you away, but now that you are here, you are no longer of much help to you, instead of wasting time with me on this mountain, it is better to see the world!" ”

"I don't want to, and I don't go!" The little Taoist priest, who has always been obedient to the master's words, is also the first time to go against the master's ideas.

The little Taoist priest is indeed very interested in the outside world, but if he leaves, then only the master will be left here.

There was no one to speak, which was too cruel for the master.

"What? Worried about me? The Daoist looked at the little Daoist in front of him with a smile and asked.

The little Taoist priest took a slight breath and said, "It's a big deal not to learn any Taoism, it's not unacceptable for me to live a quiet life like this." ”

The Daoist looked at the little Daoist and shook his head and said, "Dao, what is Dao, what is the Dao, what does it mean to walk with a first word on the side?" In other words, if you want to know where your Tao is, you must first go out! ”

Word breaker?

The little Taoist priest didn't believe the word splitting game of the Taoist priest, but asked rhetorically: "According to the master's word splitting, what is called an immortal?" ”

The Daoist was speechless when the little Daoist asked this question.

Immortal characters, one person, one mountain.

People in the mountains are immortals.

According to the Dao Shi's method of splitting words, the monastic path should be on the mountain and should not go out.

finally came up with a way to fool the disciple, but he didn't expect the first connection to be debunked by the disciple.

The Dao Shi's face was a little unbearable, and he said angrily: "You kid have stiff wings? And even contradict me? ”

For his master's tricks, the little Taoist priest has also become accustomed to it, looking at his nose and nose, and looking at his heart, as if he didn't hear it.

If you dare to say two words, then the Daoist can start by picking himself up, and say in a serious tone that it is not easy for him to pull the little Taoist.

My own master likes to stand on the moral high ground and point fingers at himself.

But this time, the Daoist did not chatter over the old accounts, but handed a letter to the little Daoist.

"What is this?" The little Taoist priest took the letter and saw a sentence written on the envelope:

"The Lord of the White Cloud View is enlightened!"

The Daoist said: "This Baiyun Guan Master is my best friend, in fact, I have long asked him to teach you some skills, you take this letter to him, and after returning from your studies, come to me as a cow and horse!" ”

Listening to the laughter and scolding of the Daoist, the little Daoist only felt a warmth flowing in his heart.

Although the master is lazy to eat, he has nothing to do, he has more than one failure, his mouth is smelly and lazy, and he doesn't even wash his own socks.

But I know that Master is a good person.

At least let yourself go out so that you can learn your skills well, as for what the Taoist priest said in the end about being a cow and a horse, the little Taoist priest didn't hear it.

"Then if I leave, what will Master do?" The little Taoist priest looked at the Daoist in front of him and asked with some concern.

Since I was a child, I and my master have been responsible for their own food, clothing, housing and transportation.

The Daoist was completely broken by the little Taoist's worried gaze, and a brain bombed on the little Taoist's head, and he scolded angrily: "How many years have you kid lived? Lao Tzu has lived for so many years, and before I met you kid, I didn't see Lao Tzu hanging! ”

The little Taoist priest rubbed his head with some grievances, feeling that he was kind enough to be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs.

Carefully putting away the envelope, the little Taoist priest looked at the Daoist priest and asked, "Master, where is the Baiyun Temple?" ”

Hearing the little Taoist priest ask like this, the Taoist priest said with a mysterious face: "I have a fast and ruthless way for you to find it quickly." ”

The little Taoist priest raised his head, but saw that the Taoist priest didn't know where to find a wooden stick.

The Daoist looked at the little Taoist with a wicked smile and said, "Bear with it, it hurts a little!" ”

The expression on the little Taoist's face had just changed color, but the Great Daoist waved it towards the little Taoist's head.

The new book set sail, and writing a protagonist with a diametrically opposite personality to the previous book can be regarded as writing for himself, and it can be regarded as his own wish for a traditional fairy.

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