"I'll just say, how can a metropolis like Haicheng allow such a feudal superstition as fortune-telling to exist."

"Forget about Yuanshen, why don't we broadcast other talents, it's really embarrassing to look at your props as soon as you take them out."

After touching the ash twice, Li Yuan suddenly thought of a place.

So he waved his hand.

"That's not good, after saying that the live broadcast fortune telling, the eldest husband was born between heaven and earth, how can he be untrustworthy?"

The audience in the live broadcast room felt a real man's domineering aura emanating from Li Yuan.

In the blink of an eye, I saw him sitting in the car.

The bright Mercedes-Benz logo, which symbolizes the rich woman and the soft rice, is so bright that people can't open their eyes.

"Damn, if I hadn't seen the Mercedes-Benz logo in front of you, I would have almost believed it."

"Who said that eating soft rice is spineless? Even if the Yuan God eats soft rice, he is domineering, and he is a model for my generation of soft rice men! ”

"Great, my Great Abyss God."

"Sigma man, the battle man among men."

Li Yuan drove the car and went straight to the street where he was last time.

Even though it was broad daylight, there were a bit fewer people.

But fortune-telling is not about the number of people, but only about the depth of fate.

After entering from the back carriageway.

Li Yuan drove straight to the back of the stall last time.

Stalls around sparsely.

"Damn, the Yuan God won't go to set up a stall, right?"

"It's true, Yuanshen has already stopped to pick up things."

"Huh? I feel so embarrassed. ”

watched Li Yuan quickly set up the fortune-telling booth and planted the red and yellow flags.

He even put on a robe for himself.

The people in the live broadcast room couldn't bear to look at it directly.

"I'm so ashamed, if I'm an introvert, I'm already embarrassed and inferior to the point of wanting to find a hole to get into."

"Although the Yuanshen set is indeed like that, it is indeed a bit embarrassing to put it in this place."

"You're wrong upstairs, men don't have Mercedes and low self-esteem at the same time."

"It makes sense."

"But there are so few people at this point in time."

As far as the eye can see, there are very few people on the entire street.

"And the people who come here are either locals or have been working in the local area for a long time, so how can tourists in Lao Cai be deceived."

"As a fan, pay attention to the words, Yuanshen is an ancestral fortune teller, how can it be said to be a lie."

"Yes, yes, anyway, fortune telling is not all nonsense, and if you don't find out, it's not a lie."

"Everybody have to believe in science!"

"I was deceived by a fortune teller, and this time I stood with Brother Science."

"Me too, the fortune teller said that my relationship will not be smooth, there are many bad fates, and the positive fate is late, but it has been four years since I graduated from college, and I am still a bachelor, I want to ask where my bad fate is?"

The live broadcast room is full of complaints about the sadness of being fooled by fortune tellers in those years.

However, there are some who oppose it.

"That's because you haven't met a reliable master, I calculated once in the third grade of primary school, the fortune teller is amazing, twenty years have passed, and I have said that I have all been in it until now."

"Huh? Is anyone really so accurate? What are you counting? ”

"Well, at that time, the master asked me, your father is a man, and your mother is a woman, right, I thought at that time, I met a really good person, it's so fucking accurate!"

"Later, the master said that I could live to be thirty years old, my wife was a woman, I would be a father, my father would be a grandfather, and everything was right."

"That's really accurate, you can actually calculate that your IQ can live to be thirty years old."

"The above is not counted, I am really accurate, when I was a child, the fortune teller said that I grew up to dig a lot of feces, so I worked hard, and finally succeeded in my studies, and after graduating from a prestigious school with a master's degree in medicine, I became a proctologist."

"This damn sense of fate, it's okay... It's fucking accurate..."

"Anyway, I'm sure the gods won't lie."

"You have to believe in science!"

.......

Li Yuan started to set up the stall and lasted for a full hour and a half.

Finally ushered in the first customer in his life.

It's just that it looks a bit like finding fault.

"Ancestral fortune-telling, what age can you still meet fortune tellers, young people don't learn well, can the lottery tickets drawn in the afternoon be counted?"

A bald man in his thirties looked at Li Yuan and the stall from beginning to end.

"Brother Tai's fortune today, of course it can be counted."

Li Yuan put down the fan and smiled slightly.

The man and the people in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"The abyss who has entered the business mode really looks like a fairy wind bone."

"Yes, yes, I might have been fooled ten years ago."

"Yo, what's the algorithm?"

I didn't expect Li Yuan to really dare to agree.

The man was immediately in a bit of interest.

The people in the live broadcast room didn't expect Li Yuan to dare to agree.

"Isn't fortune telling all about career, love, marriage, and children that can only be verified after a few years or even more than ten years?"

"Yes, the abyss god is too bold, he dares to fool him, this big brother looks menacing, and he is not afraid of being beaten."

"Maybe Yuanshen didn't plan to come here again after finishing this time, so he dared to agree."

"Dare to ask Brother Tai's surname?"

Li Yuan fanned the fan while speaking leisurely.

"My surname is Zhu."

"The surname Zhu ranks seventeenth among the hundred surnames, so the first two lottery numbers are 17."

Li Yuan paused and said.

"What?"

The man's head leaned closer, thinking he had misheard.

"I'll go, is the Yuan God so childish?"

The audience in the live broadcast room was also confused.

"How old is this year?"

Li Yuan ignored everyone's shock and continued to ask.

"Thirty-three years old."

The bald man replied patiently.

After finishing it, he added: "If you can't count today, don't let me see you here in the future, or I'll open your stall once I see you." ”

Li Yuan didn't seem to hear the threatening words from behind, and nodded to himself.

"Thirty-three belongs to horses, horses are ranked seventh in the zodiac, and the numbers in the third and fourth places are 3 and 7, how many people are in the family?"

"Counting my parents, wives and children, there are a total of five people, who look like little white faces, what Lao Tzu hates the most is you little white faces, there are no less Huo Huo little girls."

The bald man was still scolding.

"So the fifth number is five, how many times a week do you have sex with your wife?"

When Li Yuan said this question, the bald man was immediately stunned for half a second.

The people in the live broadcast room didn't expect him to ask such a question.

"Yuanshen is looking at the eldest brother's fierce and evil attitude is extremely poor, on purpose, hahahaha."

"I guess so, but seeing Yuanshen talking such serious nonsense, why do I want to laugh so much...."

"It's over, look at that bald man, it seems like he's going to do it, Yuanshen won't be beaten on the first day of live broadcast."

"If you're not sure, it's not too late to come and open my stall in the evening or tomorrow."

Seeing the bald man staring at him with a sinister face, Li Yuan said unhurriedly.

"Four times."

The bald man gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words.

Li Yuan nodded in satisfaction.

"Well, then the sixth number is four, how many times have you been found wearing a green hat after getting married?"

Li Yuan's last question came out.

The bald man's blood pressure, along with his anger value, soared directly.

"You're playing Lao Tzu, aren't you?"

The bald man slapped the table and was about to do it directly.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also taken aback immediately.

Quite a few people have already opened the dialpad and are ready to press 110.