Chapter 44: Are You Fishing or Fishing?

"No, isn't it true that the abyss god will also fish up corpses?"

"It's impossible, the corpse is a bold one, you see that Yuanshen is so frightened that his whole body is covered with yellow talismans, like?"

"Indeed, and it is very dangerous to fish for corpses, if there is no operation boat, it is equivalent to a water ghost on the construction site, this fish pond looks like the previous reservoir was changed, and the water is very deep."

"This fish pond does look quite scary, it doesn't even have a railing, and if you can't swim, you won't drown in a minute."

"Then forget it, I still want to see the appearance of Yuanshen driving a walk-behind tractor."

The leader of the crematorium saw Li Yuan coming over.

Immediately, my eyes lit up.

But then it went dark again.

Scooping up corpses is a real technical job.

It doesn't just require professional skills.

It also requires professional tools.

Now they don't have a set of wetsuits in a row.

How to fish?

The crematorium leader waved his hand in a headache.

Signal Li Yuan not to make trouble.

Li Yuan glanced at the family members who were about to make trouble.

I looked at a few fishermen in the distance.

asked Zhang Youcai for a pack of cigarettes and quietly left the crowd.

Hey, hey, hey, they've all sent extra money to their mouths.

You can't earn it at all.

"Yuanshen is still wise, and he ran away with oil directly on the soles of his feet."

"Maybe the fight will start in a while, and you have to run away as soon as possible."

However, Li Yuan did not return to the crematorium as they thought.

Instead, go all the way along the fish pond.

"There seem to be a few people camping on the edge of the fish pond in front of them, and the camera can't see clearly."

"There are indeed people, damn me, are these people crazy? Dare to stay near such a scary crematorium? ”

"No, it looks like they're fishing in a fishpond."

"Oh, it's a fishing guy, that's fine."

"It's so hard, aren't they afraid of fishing in this place?"

"Brother, don't you fish, do you? That's a fearless fishing guy, what kind of corpse is floating, quitting his job, divorced, and giving away a baby, it's not a matter. ”

"Nothing can stop their yearning for fishing, there are difficulties to overcome, there are no difficulties, and the difficulties must be overcome when they are created."

"No, no, no, you're wrong, the floating corpse fisherman will still be afraid if there is a floating corpse in the water, for fear that the floating corpse will startle the nest that he just hit."

"Okay, don't popularize science, I'm a fishing guy, I just want to ask, when will we Emperor He Qiangqiang return?"

"With the Diaoyu guy, I want to say that we can't do without Emperor He Qiang in the fishing world, just like the West can't do without Jerusalem."

"Brother, how's the mouth?"

Li Yuan came to a fisherman and stood and looked.

He handed over a cigarette.

"Hahaha, I'm so afraid that Yuanshen will come up and mention the fish protection, and then ask if the air force is there today?"

"Haha, I'm afraid that the abyss god is not going to be scolded and beaten by a group of people directly."

"It's pretty good."

The fisherman took the cigarette and looked up at Li Yuan.

The distance between the two was quickly shortened by a cigarette and a word.

Wait until the time for a cigarette.

Li Yuan successfully borrowed a set of spare fishing rods.

"It turns out that Yuanshen is a fishing addict, and he doesn't do his job anymore."

"Sure enough, the fisherman who never gives in, even if he is addicted, he wants to throw two poles even on the bridge."

"I object, the brother who said that fishing is addicted, it's really nonsense, I've been fishing for 30 years, and I haven't been addicted to fishing for six hours a day."

"Yuanshen seems to have gone back with a fishing rod, how many strokes does he not throw?"

watched Li Yuan take the fishing rod and climb directly up to the path.

The anglers in the live broadcast room were not calm for a moment.

", the god of the abyss can't help but throw it like this? I'm obsessive-compulsive through the screen! ”

"I went out fishing, and the child has been given to my neighbor Lao Wang for temporary care."

"Brother is really big, now many people don't like children, and they are not afraid of annoying their neighbors, and they are not good for your children."

"No, my son is closer to Lao Wang than he is to me, and they are not only quite alike."

“......”

"It's a bad cake, big brother is going well, I wish my big brother will never be in the Air Force."

Li Yuan returned to the outside of the crowd.

The atmosphere at this time is already very delicate.

The family members were red with anger.

The crematorium leader made a phone call with a grandson-like face.

He sent the family members to kneel.

"Leader, it's more to get a corpse than to drive a tractor, right?"

Li Yuan walked to the crematorium leader with a fishing rod.

"Little brother, you can't fish during working hours."

Zhang Youcai looked at the fishing rod in Li Yuan's hand and twitched the corner of his eyes.

"Catch it once and give eight hundred."

The leaders of the crematorium didn't look at Li Yuan, and they couldn't reply.

Li Yuan nodded, feeling quite cost-effective.

"Would you like me to try it?"

Li Yuan's words instantly made the people around him look at him in surprise again.

"Even if you can dive, we don't have the equipment right now."

The crematorium leader barely raised his head, then shook his head.

"I don't need equipment, you can pay for it when I get it."

"Don't need equipment?"

The crematorium leader was stunned for a moment.

Carefully looked at Li Yuan's body.

Eyes finally fell on the fishing rod.

"What do you mean by the Yuan God, it won't be to use this fishing rod to fish for corpses, right?"

"The news did let the anglers catch the corpses."

"But that's an accident, how can a fishing rod catch a corpse."

"Little brother, don't make trouble, let's talk about business."

Zhang Youcai pulled Li Yuan's hand.

"Remember to give money when you catch it."

Li Yuan waved his hand at several people.

Walk straight to the bottom of the fish pond.

"Good fellow, is the Yuan God really going to fish for corpses?"

"Young man, you haven't graduated from college yet, haven't you gone to work yet?"

"yes, how do you know, can I see it through the screen with my clear eyes?"

"Stupidity is felt, you think the god is as stupid as you, and you still use a fishing rod to catch corpses... If it is not as I expected, the abyss god is going fishing in the bright light, and this trick is called striking the east and the west in the workplace, and the darkness is Chencang. ”

"Therefore, when others think that the Yuan God is going to fish, the Yuan God immediately excuses that he is fishing for corpses, and when others think that the Yuan God is fishing for corpses, the real purpose of the Yuan God is to fish!"

"It's so powerful, it's virtual, it's real, it's virtual, so that the leader can't figure it out."

watched Li Yuan find a good position and cast the rod seriously.

The corners of the eyes twitched when the people above saw it.

A few minutes passed.

Li Yuan had already thrown more than a dozen poles empty.

I was a little confused about both those who could fish and those who couldn't.

But a few minutes later.

The surface of the lake in front of Li Yuan suddenly began to tumble and bubble.

I saw a black shadow slowly emerge from the water.

The person was stunned for a moment.

"The abyss god is awesome, this fish doesn't look small!"

"Is that okay? I've never seen fishing like this. ”

"What kind of immortal trick is this?"

The audience's eyes widened instantly.

And yet the next moment.

Wait until the shadow gradually gets bigger and bigger.

Everyone is starting to realize that things are starting to go wrong.

"This doesn't look like a fish, does it?"

"It looks like a plastic bag in the shape of a human figure."

"Plastic bag, human?!"