Chapter 160: Wild Boar Ridge Encounter
Ming Dai and Zhou Sinian hid in the tree and saw it clearly, and they were almost stunned by the laughter of the two.
Mingdai controls the boar bride back into space and continues to look below.
The mountain wind blew, and the people on the ground were awakened by the chill between their legs.
Frightened, they leaned together and looked around vigilantly.
Zhang San cried directly: "Second brother! There really is a wild boar essence! ”
Ge Er was still stiff-mouthed: "Put... Fart! After the founding of the People's Republic of China, we didn't let Chengjing go, and just now it was the wild boars in the mountains that attacked us! ”
Zhang San's voice trembled: "Where is the gun?!" The gun is gone! ”
Now Ge Er didn't know what to say, the gun disappeared out of thin air from his hand!
The two of them were desperate in their hearts: it turned out that what Wang Youcai said was true!
Zhang San couldn't hold back any longer: "Second brother! Let's go! Anyway, these things are not ours! We don't have to risk our lives! ”
Ge Er hasn't answered yet, Ming Dai is not happy, she hasn't had enough of it!
The next moment, that sharp voice sounded again.
"Little brother, don't go, keep playing! Hahaha~~~"
Along with the voice, there was also the figure of the wild boar bride floating just now.
The familiar weight and fishy smell fell on the two of them again, it was a pure and original wild boar bride, who had never taken a bath!!
The two of them screamed in fright and retreated, and finally fell directly into the big pit that had just been dug.
Ming Dai watched them fall in, and controlled the two boxes on the ground to fly up, raining pig manure on the two people in the pit.
The two people in the pit were drenched with wild boar dung, screaming that there were ghosts, ghosts, and they tried their best to climb up.
Ming Dai didn't give them a chance to come up at all, and controlled the boar bride to rotate above the hole entrance, and as soon as the people in the pit climbed up, the boar bride would give him a kiss again and knock him down.
After flipping over several times, the two people in the pit successfully passed out.
After making sure that the person was dizzy, Ming Dai put the wild boar bride into the space and followed Zhou Sinian quietly.
Controlling the people to float up from the pit, Zhou Sinian wore gloves and pinched the necks of the two to ensure that they slept more soundly.
Ming Dai took out a silver needle and asked Zhou Sinian to tear up the clothes of the two, throw them aside, and prick them a few times.
After piercing, she handed over the person to Zhou Sinian and turned her back by herself.
According to Ming Dai's arrangement, Zhou Sinian first beat the two of them, and after making sure that their bodies were covered with large and small bruises, he pushed them and rolled them in the pig dung heap on the ground a few times.
Finally, take out the pig hair that Ming Dai prepared in advance and sprinkle it on them.
Sure that both of them looked miserable after being ravaged, Ming Dai nodded with satisfaction!
Take away all the wooden boxes and pig manure on the scene, this is a prop, wait for the next time.
After everything was done, the two went down the mountain excitedly, waiting for tomorrow's good show.
During the spring ploughing period, the people of Liujiawan consciously got up very early.
After breakfast, everyone yawned and walked towards the entrance of the village, waiting for work.
Ming Dai and Zhou Sinian are also there, compared with the sleepiness of others, the two who haven't slept all night are full of energy and can't wait to see the jokes.
didn't let the two of them wait long, and the terrible screams came from the Wild Boar Ridge, and they were heard from Liujiawan far away.
Here it comes! Here it comes!
The screams were so miserable that they managed to scare the villagers away.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?! ”
"Who?! It's early in the morning, so noisy! ”
"Which bear kid, right?"
"Why do I hear the sound of a boar on the ridge?"
"Haha, could it be a wild boar coming down the mountain?"
The villagers talked a lot here, but Liu Dazhu was interested, he was really afraid of the wild boar going down the mountain, in case he met the villagers who got up early and went up the mountain again!
Just in case, he shouted that Liu Qingmin took the young and strong laborers of the village and walked towards the location where the sound came from with a shovel.
The sound of crying was getting closer and closer, and it was getting worse and worse, and Liu Dazhu quickened his pace when he heard it.
He was afraid that some disobedient person in the village would sneak up the mountain and be chased by wild boars!
Before the group reached the bottom of the mountain, the crying in the mountain had already run out!
I saw two white flowers, and they ran out of the mountain so naked!
Naked, except for the black pig dung on his body, he didn't wear anything!
This scene successfully made everyone in Liujiawan unable to do it!
Liu Qingmin reacted quickly, and shouted to the villagers watching the excitement behind him: "Quick, the woman turns around!" Turn around! Don't look! ”
He didn't let him see it, and the people behind him wanted to see it even more!
So the whole Liujiawan exploded, and the little daughter-in-law and the eldest girl covered their faces and ran to the village in shame;
The aunt scolded and looked at it shamelessly, so white!
Ming Dai followed Zhou Sinian to stand in the best viewing position, and before she had time to appreciate her masterpiece, she was turned around by Zhou Sinian.
"Woman, don't look!"
He didn't let Ming Dai see it, but he watched it with relish, especially admiring the bruises and purple scars on the two of them, which were not very obvious at night, after a night of precipitation, this would look very artistic!
I have to say that after experiencing the teaching of acupuncture point hitting and joint dismantling, Zhou Sinian was taught crooked by Ming Dai and began to be interested in body art!
Seeing people, the sleek Ge Er and Zhang San were excited, and hugged Liu Dazhu and Liu Guoqiang, who were stretching out their hands to stop them.
Liu Dazhu: !! What are you doing with me!
Liu Guoqiang: Ahhhh I'm dirty!!
The two struggled desperately, but after being frightened all night, Ge Er and Zhang San, who finally saw people, pinched the waists of the two of them and didn't let go, and let the few big men around tear them up, but they didn't tear the two of them off Liu Dazhu and Liu Guoqiang.
In the end, there was no way, Liu Guoqiang and Liu Dazhu could only black their faces and drag them back to the village.
After rushing the villagers to work, all that remained at the entrance of the village were a few important village cadres and people who stayed to watch the excitement, such as Zhou Sinian and Ming Dai.
At this time, Liu Qingmin had already found a torn sheet and put it on the two of them, so he could barely see it.
It's just that these two people are still holding on to life-saving straws, hugging Liu Dazhu and Liu Guoqiang and not letting go, choking the two of them enough.
Liu Dazhu tore it down hard, and the more he tore it, the tighter the person hugged it, and finally he compromised, pinched his nose and asked.
"What are you two doing? Why are you running around in the village in broad daylight?! ”
It's a pity that these two people are already scared stupid, and one shouts wild boar essence! One shouted no!
None of them were serious in reply.
Just when everyone didn't know what to do, Han Da, who was watching the excitement and didn't leave, approached tangled and spoke to the man who was holding Liu Dazhu and not letting go.
"Ge Er? Is it Ge Er? ”
Just now at the bottom of the mountain, the faces of these two people were covered with pig dung, and he didn't recognize them.
This made Ge Er cry a lot, and the tears washed away some of the pig manure, and he recognized that this was Ge Er, who often followed Director Ma of the Revolutionary Committee to the commune.
It's just that the current Ge Er is completely different from his impression of Ge Er, who is always majestic by Director Ma's side!!
If it weren't for the overly recognizable mole on his face, he really wouldn't have recognized it!
After asking a few words in a row, it seemed that the name Ge Er gave him a sense of security, he quietly glanced at Han Da twice, and slowly let go of the hand holding Liu Dazhu, and hugged him when Han Da didn't react.
South Korea: !!!
Liu Dazhu ran far away as soon as he was free, and looked at Ge Er, who was hanging on Han Da's body, with palpitations, and rubbed his sore waist.
It almost killed him!
Liu Guoqiang on the side was about to cry with envy!
Liu Qingmin walked up to Han Da, who was strangled and rolled his eyes: "Captain Han, do you know these two people?" ”
Han Da nodded effortlessly: "They are the people of Director Ma of the Revolutionary Committee." ”
Revolutionary Committee?
Liu Qingmin and Liu Dazhu, who had just touched it, glanced at each other and frowned.
Compared with the people of the Commune, they did not want to come into contact with the people of the Revolutionary Committee.
After thinking about it again and again, Liu Qingmin and Liu Dazhu decided not to ask anything, and called Liu Sanye to set up a car, planning to follow the example of Xihe Village and send people directly to the commune!
No matter what you're doing here, if we don't know, it has nothing to do with our Liujiawan!!