Chapter 563: Your Son May Not Be Human, But You're a Real Dog!

But these men don't want to perform, is she willing to perform?

She doesn't rely on the craft of singing and dancing to eat, showing it in front of a group of people always makes her feel like a monkey who "plays monkey play".

Greeted the expectant expressions of a bunch of people, Xia Li maintained his last bit of kindness, and said very sincerely: "It's okay to perform on stage, but it's not okay to sing and dance."

Why don't I show them 365 ways to make a bomb?

Otherwise, you can also show the weak points of various machinery, how to make the lights and power supply of the large conference hall completely fail within three seconds without pulling the power switch? ”

Everyone present: ......

The second platoon commander looked at Xia Li indescribably, "Are you going to perform a show, or are you going to dismantle the Northeast Corps?"

A good little girl, don't always come up with those talents that are no different from terrorists! ”

obviously has such a good-looking face, but because they are too hardcore in both beating and talent, they can't give birth to those charming thoughts because they haven't seen a woman for several years.

As a woman who can't find a crush among thousands of bachelors, shouldn't the fourth platoon leader introspect himself?

Xia Li shrugged, "That's no way, I'm good at these."

I am a soldier in the army, both men and women, and you don't emphasize gender when you fight me. ”

Lan Xiasheng had a toothache when he heard his platoon commander say this, and asked with a wrinkled face: "Platoon commander, we treat you as a girl, can you beat us lightly?" ”

Xia Li tilted his head to look at him, grinning gloomily, "Are you looking down on women?" Are you afraid that I won't have the strength? I'll treat you well next time I train! ”

Lan Xiasheng: !!

Lan Xiasheng's wail suddenly resounded in the small conference room, and the others laughed and fell.

Seeing the lively second platoon leader, he almost turned his back on his breath when he laughed.

Xia Li turned his head and looked at the black bear-like physique of the second platoon leader, "Actually, I think it's quite appropriate for the second platoon leader to dance."

Wearing a skirt will definitely look particularly plump! Aren't the middle-aged women over there in Mao Ziguo all his figure?

It's also easy to find a skirt that fits you in Tohoku. ”

All the smiles of the platoon commander of the second platoon were stuck on his face, and his face suddenly darkened when he faced everyone's expression, "This seems to be a good idea, anyway, I don't need to go on it".

said angrily to Xia Li: "Look at my body, can I look like a girl even if I wear a skirt?" ”

Xia Li: "Oh, then you can wear pink." ”

The room burst into laughter.

Second Platoon Leader: ......

None of the others wanted to be on the show, Xia Li wanted to let others out, and in the end, under the commotion of everyone, this arduous task really fell on the head of the second platoon leader.

When the meeting ended, the platoon commander of the second platoon looked at Xia Li's gaze, as if he was looking at a scumbag who had been abandoned from beginning to end.

If it weren't for Xia Li's insistence on saying that "as long as he is on stage, he will perform hardcore talents", and the second platoon commander of the second platoon would not be able to beat Xia Li by force, and the second platoon commander would be eager to pull Xia Li and dance together for a two-person dance.

After everyone finished discussing, they went back to their dormitories.

Although the people of the South Island Corps and the Northeast Corps are both soldiers, they are not in the same unit after all.

After the people from the Austronesian Corps came, the Northeast Corps directly vacated a building for them as a dormitory.

Xia Li was the only woman in the entire Marine Corps, and naturally won a single room.

Lying on the bed and playing another stand-alone game, I looked at the time, and it was already 8:40.

She got up and put on her clothes, wrapped herself in a ball, and after picking up a large bag of things, she quietly left the dormitory building.

When she was separated from Li Qingnan in the playground before, Li Qingnan compared her with a "9".

This is the code code for the two of them to agree on the time when they go out in the middle of the night to do bad things before she comes to the South Island.

Although there are some things that she doesn't disclose, Li Qingnan won't know, but Xia Li feels that since she has made friends, she must be frank and honest, and she is worthy of her heart.

Li Qingnan obviously didn't want to enter the army before, and if she even hid the fact that he was implicated in the army because of her, it would be too inhuman.

Xia Li was five minutes and nine o'clock when he arrived at the playground.

Even if the lights are not turned on on the playground, the snow on the ground reflects the moonlight, and you can see the night scene clearly.

On the snow, a man in a military coat with his hands on his sleeves was bouncing in place.

And the big fat black dog with red hair next to him, using his four hooves to learn from his master, was bouncing on the snow, which looked particularly funny.

Li Qingnan had just arrived, but the weather was too cold.

If you don't jump on the ground, you feel like you're going to freeze right away.

Just wanted to show his dog, "Don't learn from me, do you know that you are so stupid", as soon as he turned around, he saw Xia Li coming over with a military bag, and a big smile suddenly appeared on his face.

He stretched out his hand and waved loudly, lowering his voice as if he were a thief, but in fact the volume was not too loud and shouted: "This way! This way! ”

Xia Li ran over and stuffed the big bag with some weight in his hand into Li Qingnan's arms.

"Souvenirs brought to you from the South Island."

Li Qingnan checked the weight on his hand, and he was immediately happy.

"It's pretty heavy."

He didn't have the consciousness that he couldn't open the gift in front of the person who sent the thing, and he opened the package in three or two clicks.

Seeing the dense salted fish and bacon inside, my heart suddenly became happier.

casually threw a piece of bacon to the ground, and said very excitedly to his dog: "Son, come!" Thank you, sister! ”

The old man with the big black dog's tongue sticking out of his mouth ran over happily and shouted at Xia Li: "Wang! ”

After that, he began to bow his head and make bacon.

A large strip of bacon was eaten by him in three or two bites.

Xia Li: ......???

Your son may not be human, but you're a real dog!