"Dwarf dead oil!"

It took a long time for Cheng Jingmo to say this sentence in a muffled voice, and after finishing speaking, he looked at the two fighters again to make sure they didn't understand what it meant.

Yu Xiangnian on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud.

"Cheng Jingmo, you are so cute!" She laughed breathlessly, "I'm also angry with you, a hundred times more than you!" ”

Cheng Jingmo said in a deep voice: "Okay, I'm hanging." ”

"Hey... Wait, the last sentence. Yu Xiangnian said, "It's not angry, it's fascinated, I think you are short and obsessed." Good bye! ”

There was a beeping sound on the phone, and Cheng Jingmo put down the phone.

It's embarrassing, how can he remember that he is angry?

In the past few days in Beijing, when he saw Yu Xiangnian's English textbook, he curiously flipped through a few pages and was seen by Yu Xiangnian.

Yu Xiangnian volunteered to teach him some simple English, and he memorized some.

What: I'm short, you're oil, he's a department, apples are grandma, pears are fart······

Yu Xiangnian hung up the phone and couldn't help laughing.

Xiaojie looked stunned, "Auntie, you hung up the phone?" ”

"Hmm!"

"I haven't talked about it yet..." Xiaojie said aggrievedly.

Yu Xiangnian was confident, "You kid, you are at home every day, you can call him at any time, why do you want to compete with me for these three or five minutes?!" ”

Xiaojie: "···"

He thought that when his aunt came back to fight together, his uncle was usually busy at work, and his uncle would be saved from running a few times.

Seeing Xiao Jie's pouting and sullen appearance, Yu Xiangnian comforted him again.

"Your uncle is answering the phone in the duty room, and it is inconvenient to speak. Next week, he will come to my house, and you can talk to him for as long as you want! ”

Xiaojie: "Oh..."

"Your uncle asked me to tell you to be obedient and study hard, he is very angry with you!"

"Why are you mad at me?"

"You ask him personally next week!"

After dinner, Yu Xiangnian was about to write a second letter, looking at Xiaojie's carefree appearance, Yu Xiangnian had a "vicious" idea.

"Fang Junjie." Yu Xiangnian called Xiaojie in front of him, "Do you miss your uncle very much?" ”

Xiaojie nodded heavily.

"Then why didn't you write to your uncle?"

"Write a letter?" Xiaojie was confused, "I haven't written it, I don't know how to write it." ”

"It's very simple, you just write about some of the things that happened to you at school and at home this week, happy, unhappy, and some things you think you want your uncle to know, just write them in!"

Xiaojie seems to understand whether he understands or not.

Yu Xiangnian took him back to the room and took out a piece of letterhead, "You can write whatever you want, you can't use the words... Homophone substitution. ”

I wanted to use pinyin instead, but considering that Cheng Jingmo doesn't know pinyin, let's use homophones.

Xiaojie wrote that he made three friends at school, Grandma Lin found someone to make him a few clothes, and Lin also taught him to ride a bicycle, but he hadn't learned it yet······ Wrote more than one page.

"By the way, I wrote mine too." Yu Xiangnian leaned leisurely on the edge of the bed, holding a celebrity biography in his hand and looking at it, "I said, you write!" ”

With Xiaojie's ghostwriter, Yu Xiangnian also told Cheng Jingmo about the interesting things that happened in school, and wrote another page.

After writing, it was almost time to go to bed, and Xiaojie shook his sore right hand.

Yu Xiangnian picked it up and looked at it twice, and nodded with satisfaction, "Hmm!" The writing is good, and you will have to write to your uncle every week in the future, so that he can know all aspects of your situation, so that he can feel at ease. ”

Xiaojie was skeptical.

When he looked at his aunt's expression, he always had a feeling of bad intentions, but if he thought about it, it shouldn't be a bad thing to write a letter to his uncle.

Yu Xiangnian touched Xiaojie's head and said "kindly", "I'll send it tomorrow, you go wash and sleep." ”

After Xiaojie left, Yu Xiangnian added a sentence at the bottom of the letter: Husband, I love you, I miss you, and your daughter misses you too.

Cheng Jingmo received Yu Xiangnian's first letter on Monday.

He opened the envelope, and as soon as he took it out, the letter in his hand was taken away.

"Yu Xiangyang, do you understand privacy?" He asked with a pale face.

"Understood!" Yu Xiangyang said with a hippie smile, "What privacy do you still talk about with me?" ”

Cheng Jingmo snatched the letter from his hand and opened it to see that it was less than half a page long.

Yu Xiangyang glanced at it secretly and saw the last sentence.

"Huh..." He looked disgusted and said, "You guys are so numb! ”

Cheng Jingmo said: "What do you know. ”

"I don't understand." Yu Xiangyang is also a studious person, "Let me ask you, what does the mUa at the end mean?" ”

Cheng Jingmo: "··· It means kissing. ”

I don't understand this!

It's really hard to communicate with a man like this who has never kissed his mouth!

Yu Xiangyang was even more disgusted, "Shameless! ”

Cheng Jingmo also disliked him, "You don't talk to me less." "I don't understand anything!

Yu Xiangyang gave Cheng Jingmo a punch to the shoulder dissatisfied.

"This afternoon, let's go out to eat together." Yu Xiangyang said.

"Why do you want to eat out?" Cheng Jingmo asked.

"If you want to eat it, you will eat it, and I can still bribe you?" Yu Xiangyang said, "Now you are alone at home, and you are not in a hurry to go back to cook and laundry!" ”

Cheng Jingmo said: "If you don't give a valid reason, I won't go." ”

Yu Xiangyang thought about it, he couldn't deceive Jing Mo, so he said, "My mother took me to meet a friend." ”

Cheng Jingmo quickly reacted, Zhao Ruozhu arranged for Yu Xiangyang to go on a blind date, and the corners of his lips curled slightly, "Sure enough, mother and son are connected, she knows that your spring heart is budding, so she arranged it for you." ”

Yu Xiangyang wanted to slap his mouth, who knew that he said it casually at the time, and sure enough, he was right.

Then he thought of Lin Ye, and blamed that little kid for saying something like that inexplicably, causing him to find a reason to escape!

"I'm an emotionless machine." Yu Xiangyang said, "If my mother hadn't threatened me, if I didn't go, she wouldn't let me enter the house, and I wouldn't have gone to see me." ”

The blind date arranged for him this time is Aunt Li's niece, named Wang Junfang, who is twenty this year and is a doctor at the People's Hospital.

Cheng Jingmo said: "Then you have a good chat with others, maybe you will see the right eye, I won't bother you." ”

"Don't ask me for help if you have something in the future!" Yu Xiangyang let out cruel words.

"Okay, I'm not looking for you."

Yu Xiangyang gave Cheng Jingmo another punch and walked out of the office scolding.

Cheng Jingmo read the letter again.

He didn't want the little black pig either, he always felt that it was a daughter in his heart, a white and soft daughter.

After getting off work, Cheng Jingmo went to the cafeteria to finish eating, and then went home to read and study.

Yu Xiangyang rode a bicycle into the city and came to the state-run hotel.

Zhao Ruozhu and Aunt Li, as well as a girl about twenty years old, were already sitting at the dinner table and waiting.

"Xiangyang!" Zhao Ruozhu stood up and beckoned to Xiang Yang.

Yu Xiangyang pursed his mouth, walked over with a reluctant face, and just walked in front of Zhao Ruozhu and called "Mom", he felt a pain in his arm.