Chapter 11: We're Good Citizens
"You know what our IRS does, right?"
David's words made the blacks at the scene look at each other, of course the IRS is responsible for tax issues, who doesn't know?
After a moment of silence, Osborne replied softly, "Of course you know, Mr. Inspector!" ”
"Well, since you know what our IRS does, we know what you do!"
The blacks chuckled in their hearts.
Does the IRS know what they do?
Could it be ......
Is it in response to their recent series of zero-dollar purchases?
No way!
As soon as this idea came to mind, it was instantly rejected by a group of black people.
The IRS is very good, but their zero-yuan purchase is a public security case, and it shouldn't be the turn of the national tax to take care of it!
"Mr. Inspector, we don't understand ...... very well"
"It's very simple, here's the thing, on the 3rd of last month, our parliament passed a bill, and this bill stipulates that from now on, whether it is robbery or fraud...... Including your current zero-dollar purchase violations, you have to pay a certain amount of tax to our IRS, do you understand now? ”
When the words fell, the black people at the scene widened their eyes and opened their mouths one by one, and the entire crowd seemed to freeze in place, only shocked expressions echoed in the air.
From now on, robbery fraud, including their current zero-dollar purchases and other illegal acts, will have to pay taxes to the IRS?
If it hadn't come out of the mouth of David, an IRS inspector, he wouldn't have believed such an outrageous thing.
After all, your IRS is a serious state agency, so why don't you deal with those office workers and enterprises well, so why do you come to pick up our wool?
In other words, you represent white, we represent black, how can you be in the same stream?
"Mr. Inspector, this ...... Is there such a thing? ”
Osborne was the first to react, although their zero-dollar purchase was not as dangerous as drug trafficking, it could be regarded as a desperate effort.
No matter how powerful your IRS is, you want to get a piece of the pie from me just by saying a few words, and I'm a fool!
David shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's not your fault that you don't care about current affairs, but now that the Internet is so developed, it shouldn't be difficult to log in to our IRS official website with a mobile phone to check it." ”
The words have come to this, and everyone believes seven or eight points at this moment.
As David said, although they don't care much about current affairs, the inspectors of the IRS certainly don't dare to cheat on this kind of thing.
Credible conversion, but let them report these hard-earned gains to the IRS to pay taxes in 1510, this is like cutting their flesh, how can you accept it?
So at this point, most people are looking at Osborne, wanting their 'leader' to say something.
Osborne tossed and turned for a moment, seemed to think of something, and finally pretended to be innocent and said: "I understand Mr. Inspector, but there is a problem, we are all good citizens who abide by the law, and there is no illegal income!" ”
His countermeasure is also very simple, that is, to die first and not admit the illegal gains.
The IRS is scary though.
But you have to pay attention to evidence to take people, if you don't have evidence, you can't bend into a trick, right?
After all, the United States is still a country that talks about human rights!
In particular, these black groups have become more and more on the moral high ground in recent years because of racial discrimination, and he believes that the IRS will also be afraid of this and dare not really be ruthless against them.
"Yes, Mr. Inspector, we are all good citizens, and there is no illegal income!"
"Mr. Inspector, I know that in recent days, the zero-dollar purchase incident in Las Vegas has become more and more rampant, but this has nothing to do with us!"
Osborne's words made the rest of the blacks find their way and follow suit.
If the other inspectors came today, in the face of these rogue resistance, there was really no good way to take them, at most they would be escorted back to the bureau for a slow trial.
But unfortunately, today they met David.
To be exact, these Davids with gold fingers!
Therefore, the denial of these people now is actually no different from a clown in his eyes!
David smiled slightly, looked at Osborne, and said slowly: "On the 9th of last month, you swept up an iphone13PRO in the phon store at No. 1 West District of Crystal Shopping Street, and finally sold it to an old acquaintance of you, Kawaha, for a profit of 800 US dollars. ”
"ON DECEMBER 23, YOU PARTICIPATED IN THE RANSACKING OF A NIKE STORE AT MACY'S, GOT A PAIR OF AIR JORDAN 19TH GENERATIONS, AND GAVE ANOTHER OLD ACQUAINTANCE, NEUHAUS, A STOLEN GOODS, FOR A PROFIT OF $400."
"And the 25th ......"
"Since our bill came into effect, a total of $9,100 has been illegally gained, and now you tell me that you are a good law-abiding citizen?"
As David slowly recounted the dates and detailed information, Osborne's originally calm and innocent face changed suddenly, and his heart set off even more turmoil.
It should be normal for the IRS to be able to find out that he is a zero-dollar purchaser.
However, it is a bit unbelievable that he has participated in every zero-yuan purchase action he has participated in in the past month, and the items and value he has obtained every time, and the most outrageous thing is that he has even been clear about the objects he has stolen to.
Except for Osborne.
Neeson, who was standing aside and had been silently watching David's performance, looked a little surprised at this time.
The information of this group of zero-yuan buyers has long been prepared by the bureau.
However, the above only gives preliminary information that this group of people is a zero-yuan purchaser and a large number of people.
But there is no item they got in the zero-dollar purchase operation, and how much money they made a profit, let alone something that is more difficult to investigate in detail.
Just when everyone was thinking differently, David looked at a black man on the left and said, "Augusto, on December 9th, you also participated in the ransacking of Crystal Shopping Street, and you got an iphone 12 PRO with a profit of 550 US dollars." ”
"And on December 23, in the ransacking of Macy's, you got a pair of Air Force One and made a profit of $200."
“……”
"From the 3rd of last month, when our black tax bill came into effect, to today, you have made a total of $4,800 in illegal profits, right?"
Augusto, who was named, had eyes as big as a brass bell and a face full of incredulity after hearing the detailed information about himself.
Because what David said was right, these are the things he looted during this time.
In addition, although he has not carefully calculated the specific income during this period, it should not be much different from the figure of 4,800 US dollars.