Chapter 257: The child is quiet, he must be a demon
Wu Shouyi put away his cigarette, sighed and said:
"I have a wife."
"She's the one I love the most."
"It's a pity she's gone."
Ye Changan patted Wu Shouyi's shoulder and said:
"Condolences and change."
Wu Shouyi: "......"
"I'm leaving, she's gone somewhere else."
When Ye Changan heard this, he smiled awkwardly.
He also thought that Wu Shouyi said that his wife had died.
Wu Shouyi continued:
"She went to Shanghai."
"She said she was going to work, but who knows if you will return."
Wu Shouyi said, wanting to light a cigarette again.
Thinking of what Ye Changan said just now, he put the cigarette back again.
"She's going to Shanghai, not dying, why don't you go?"
"Isn't there a song that sings like that?"
"Love can overcome long distances, no matter how far we have to be together~"
Ye Changan said and sang directly.
"In a world with airplanes and high-speed rail, it's not too easy to meet someone."
"It's not like here, if you want to see someone, even if you get to her, you won't necessarily be able to meet people."
Ye Changan contrasted the ancient with the modern.
That's true, yes.
In the vast mainland of Kyushu, how easy is it to meet someone?
On the way to meet people who want to meet them, there is also a possibility of encountering bandits and robbers.
Those who are strong in martial arts may not have any problems, but what about those who don't know martial arts?
Even if you hire a guard, or a dart master, who can guarantee that the guard and the dart master will win the bandit and bandit?
Wu Shouyi shook his head, sighed and said:
"It's convenient, yes, but what about my job?"
"What about housing loans, car loans, the elderly at home, household registration, provident fund, labor insurance, insurance and medical treatment?"
"You've lived here for a long time, maybe you're used to it."
"But, do you think about it before you crossed over, were you just like me?"
Wu Shouyi's words evoked Ye Changan's memories.
Ye Changan thought for a while, and then said:
"What are you talking about...... I don't seem to feel it. ”
"I don't have a car loan or a mortgage, I'm an orphan and I don't have parents."
"I have my own house, and the provident fund is dispensable for me."
"As for the rest, I hadn't thought about it at the time."
Wu Shouyi looked at Ye Changan and actually laughed.
"Also, looking at you like this, you are only in your twenties, which is the age when youth is stress-free."
"It's not like me, a thirty-year-old ......"
Wu Shouyi in the past was also like Ye Changan.
But as I get older, the pressure also increases.
"Ahem, that's a long way off."
"Brother, I don't have anything for you to help, don't you know martial arts?"
"Here, give me a slap on the chest."
"That's what I'm asking you to do."
Wu Shouyi took Ye Changan's hand and put it on his chest.
"Oops, don't be impulsive!"
Ye Changan withdrew his hand.
"I don't have the impulse! I signed up for this trip just to die! ”
"Kill me!"
Wu Shouyi said excitedly.
……
Riverside.
Huang Rong and others sat by the river and lit a fire.
There was also fish grilled on the fire.
"Grandpa, when will we arrive at Peach Blossom Island!"
The little guy was playing in the water by the river, and shouted to Huang Yaoshi, who was chatting with Hong Qigong on the shore.
"It's still early! We've just arrived in the Southern Song Dynasty! ”
Huang Yaoshi replied and continued to chat with Hong Qigong.
The little one pouted unhappily and continued to play in the water.
said that it was playing in the water, but in fact, it was the little guy holding a dog beating stick in his hand and slapping indiscriminately in the river.
"Smack-"
With a stick down, the river was shaken to a height of one zhang.
The little fish in the river were also shaken out.
Small fish fall from the sky and float on the surface.
"Ye Ling'er!"
Invite Yue glanced back, roared, and walked towards the little guy.
Seeing his mother coming over, the little guy was startled.
Hurriedly put the dog beating stick into the sack.
With her skirt in her hands, she prepared to run.
However, before he could run, he was invited to slip up.
"Mother, don't hit the baby's buttocks!"
"Daddy said, a mother who spans a child's ass is not a good mother."
The little guy who was invited to the moon said with a pout.
"Humph!"
Invite Yue snorted coldly and said angrily:
"Not to hit you?"
"That's what your dad said, what's the matter with me?"
"Look at you!"
"This piece of floating fish!"
Invite Yue angrily pointed to the river in front of her.
In front of the river, there were flakes of large and small fish.
These were all killed by the little guy who had just played in the water.
At first, Ying Yue was just a little guy playing in the water, so she didn't notice this.
It was really the sound of the little guy slapping the river again and again, which made Ying Yue a little unbearable.
So, I took a look at the little guy.
Well, I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.
In just a few moments, his daughter killed so many fish.
Ye Changan also said before, "The child is quiet, he must be a demon."
This sentence may apply to other people's children, but not to their own at all.
"Won't the mothers and aunts eat later?"
The little guy said unhappily.
"Eat? Do you want to see how many fish we have now? ”
Yueti took the little one back to shore and placed the little one in front of a basket full of fish.
"See for yourself how many fish there are!"
"And eat fish!"
"I think you want your mother and aunts to turn into fish, don't you?"
Ying Yue said speechlessly.
This was the first time he fished, and the little guy volunteered to catch a fish.
Adhering to the principle of not wasting it, Ying Yueyu made a basket out of bamboo and packed the fish that the little guy had beaten.
"Then give it to grandparents and grandparents!"
The little guy said.
Huang Rong glanced at the little guy and said:
"Do you want to think about how many fish your grandparents have eaten you?"
Huang Yaoshi and Feng Yu are pet little guys.
In order for the little guy not to be scolded, he has already eaten several fish.
Little Guy: "......"
"Now, stay here for me!"
"If you are naughty again, my mother will throw you into the river to feed the fish."
Invite Yue slapped the little guy's ass a few times.
The little guy snorted and chirped to express his displeasure.
Although he was unhappy, the little guy didn't dare to say anything.
If you talk too much, your little ass will be beaten a few more times.
……
Seven Heroes Town.
Ye Changan calmed the excited Wu Shouyi.
"Brother, two people who love each other can't see each other thousands of miles apart, do you know how miserable it is?"
Wu Shouyi said with a bitter face.
"It's worse than killing me!"
"You'd better kill me!"
Ye Changan: "......"
"What's so miserable? It's not that you don't know that you're worse than you. ”
"Take the people in the inn."
"My sister Xiangyu married here, and the groom didn't even meet in person, so she became a widow."
"There is also Xiucai, the ancestor is the prefect, but he takes the exam every year, and he doesn't pass the exam once."
"In order to be admitted, the ancestral property was sold."
"And the big mouth...... Hibiscus...... Big Brother White ......"
"In addition to them, there are so many people in the rivers and lakes, and there are many people who are worse than you, what are yours?"
Wu Shouyi heard this and fell into deep thought.
After a long time, Wu Shouyi asked:
"What about you?"
"Me?"
Ye Changan's thoughts suddenly returned to several years ago.
"Me...... I had just crossed over and was inexplicably put to sleep by a woman. ”
Wu Shouyi: "??? ”
"You've been by a girl? That woman can't be Dao Baifeng, right?! ”
"Duan Yu is your son?!"
Wu Shouyi exclaimed.
The entrance to the inn.
Duan Yu, who had just walked in with one foot, froze in place.
Myself?
The son of the Chang'an brothers?
Yes?
"Go, go, whatever!"
"The person who slept with Dao Baifeng is Duan Yanqing, and it's not me who is handsome!"
Ye Changan said angrily.
Duan Yu at the door of the inn first breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and then his body stiffened.
Between his mother and Duan Yanqing, there are still ulterior secrets?
Ye Changan and Wu Shouyi said vigorously, and they didn't notice Duan Yu at the door at all.
Wu Shouyi asked curiously:
"Who's that woman who sleeps with you!"
Ye Changan smiled embarrassedly and said:
"Oh...... The lord of the Great Palace of the Flower Shifting Palace invites the moon. ”
"Now it's my mother, and she gave birth to a lovely daughter for me."
Wu Shouyi was stunned for a moment, then pinched Ye Changan's neck with both hands, and said angrily:
"Holy!"
"Brother! Damn you! ”
"Are you traversers so awesome?"
Ye Changan spread his hands helplessly.
"I don't make it either! By the way, I forgot to tell you, in addition to Invite Yue, my wife also has Huang Rong, Wang Yuyan, A Zhu, A Bi, Li Mochou, Xiaolongnu, Yilin, Ruthless, Liu Ruoxin......"
As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came from outside the door.
"And me!"
Ye Changan and Wu Shouyi looked and saw Duan Yu standing at the door in a daze, and there was a tall and charming woman next to him.
"This is ......"
Wu Shouyi asked suspiciously.
"Grandma Tong, don't make trouble."
Ye Changan walked over and said embarrassedly.
Wu Shouyi looked at Tianshan Tong's grandmother, and then at Ye Changan.
Ok, good, good!
I want to die even more now.
"Brother Chang'an, kill me, really, please!"
"Look at you like this, it's really worse than killing me!"
Wu Shouyi said excitedly.
Ye Changan: "......"
Tianshan Tong pointed to her head and asked Ye Changan in a low voice:
"Here he is...... Questions? ”
Ye Changan covered his mouth and nodded approvingly.
Wu Shouyi's brain does have some problems.
And it seems that the problem is quite serious.
Sure enough, it is still the same sentence: There are 90,000 words in the world, and only love words hurt people the most.
Ye Changan suddenly noticed Duan Yu on the side and asked:
"How did you get here?"
Duan Yu came back to his senses and said depressedly:
"It's not Ling'er yet."
"What's wrong with Ling'er? She's been pretty well-behaved lately, and she's not a demon at all! ”
Ye Changan is still quite confident in his daughter-in-law.
They watched with the invitation to the moon, and even if the little guy was skinned, he couldn't go anywhere.
"Then my sister Zhong Ling, is she with Ling'er?"
Duan Yu asked.
"Uh...... Be. However, your sister is now following Ling'er to her grandfather's Peach Blossom Island, and she is not here. ”
Ye Chang'an Road.
Duan Yu didn't say it, Ye Changan almost forgot that Zhong Ling came back with his daughter.
"Peach Blossom Island? Ay...... Is she really going to hide from me for the rest of her life? ”
Duan Yu sighed.
Ever since Zhong Ling knew that he was Duan Yu's sister, he had been avoiding Duan Yu.
Duan Zhengchun was worried about Zhong Ling's safety, so he sent Duan Yu out to find Zhong Ling.
After inquiry, I learned that Zhong Ling followed Ye Ling'er back to Seven Heroes Town.
Ye Changan patted Duan Yu on the shoulder.
Ay...... This is also unlucky.
I just don't know if Duan Yu heard the conversation between himself and Wu Shouyi just now.
If he heard the words, wouldn't this guy Duan Yu know the truth of the matter?
Wu Shouyi is still begging for death.
Especially after knowing that the beauty next to Ye Changan was Tianshan Tong's grandmother, she wanted to die even more.
"Grandma, just kill me!"
Wu Shouyi said, wanting to grab the snow-white hand of Tianshan Tong's grandmother.
Ye Changan took the lead and took Wu Shouyi's hand.
"Old Wu, if you want to die, you can find a Jianghu person!"
Wu Shouyi shook his head and said:
"How's that going to work?!"
"I'm going to die at the hands of a celebrity, don't I?"
"Think about it, I died at the hands of an ordinary Jianghu person, who can remember me?"
"If I die at the hands of Grandma Tong, then at least when others mention Grandma Tong, maybe they can still mention me, right?"
"Or if I die in the hands of Mo Xiaobei!"
As soon as Wu Shouyi finished saying the name of "Mo Xiaobei", Bai Zhantang frowned and said:
"Although Xiaobei is the head of the Hengshan faction in the future, he is not much of a celebrity, right?"
Wu Shouyi looked at Bai Zhantang and asked:
"You don't know?"
"What do I know?"
Bai Zhantang's face was full of confusion.
Wu Shouyi said:
"Mo Xiaobei!"
"This is the famous female devil!"
"She's murderous, bloodthirsty, and the people she kills can form a small country!"
Bai Zhantang: "??? ”
Duan Yu: "??? ”
Tianshan Tong's grandmother: "??? ”
Ye Changan: "......"
"Can we have such a demon in the Kyushu Continent?"
Tianshan Tong asked suspiciously.
"Can a person who kills form a small country? My Dali is a small country, it won't kill me so much in Dali, right? ”
Duan Yu said.
"Break it off! How could Becky be that kind of person! ”
Bai Zhantang didn't believe that Mo Xiaobei was such a person.
Still murderous and bloodthirsty?
How can it be!
"Don't believe it! I saw it on the Martial Arts Time Adventure Guide! ”
As he spoke, Wu Shouyi took out a small notebook from his arms.
Ye Changan, Duan Yu and Bai Zhantang looked over.
Wu Shouyi turned a page, pointed to the words on it and said:
"You see, Red Flame Demon Mo Xiaobei, martial arts coefficient: ten, danger coefficient: ten, survival coefficient after encounter: zero."
Bai Zhantang said speechlessly:
"That's it? I thought it was from the Heavenly Tower! ”
"If Tianjilou says so, I still believe it."
"Forget about your unreliable gossip!"
Wu Shouyi looked at Ye Chang'an, seeking Ye Chang'an's affirmation.
(End of chapter)