Chapter 284: Yue Laosan's suicide note to the little guy
The little guy was speechless by Yi Lin.
However, the little guy is also a very open person.
Aunt Yilin doesn't believe in herself, she doesn't believe in herself.
Anyway, when the time came, Aunt Yilin forced herself to read and practice calligraphy together, and she wrote a letter to Grandma Yi to complain.
The flying pigeon is just a book, and there is no flying pigeon and a little brother, right?
Speaking of which, it seems that I haven't seen my little brother for a long time.
What is he up to?
Could it be that he has another eldest sister who is older?
Probably not, right?
If he had another eldest sister, he would have abolished his younger brother's martial arts!
The martial arts he benefits are all taught by himself, if he recognizes other big sisters, he can't use me to teach his martial arts!
The little guy complained in his heart that Yue Laosan had not come to see him, and Yue Laosan was in Dali at this time.
"Really, the boss has to come to Dali country!"
Yue Laosan sat in a restaurant, drinking depressedly.
More than a month ago, my own boss didn't know what kind of wind he was pumping, so he had to come to Dali.
Even if you come, you have to bring him with you.
Yue Laosan had no choice but to come along.
Originally, Yue Laosan also wanted to go to Qixia Town to meet his eldest sister, but he didn't have time to see his eldest sister.
Hey, I haven't seen my eldest sister for a long time, and I don't know what happened to my eldest sister.
Have you forgotten your little brother?
Do you want to be your little brother?
Is there any new martial arts that you can teach to your little brother?
When Yue Laosan was thinking nonsense, Duan Yanqing's voice came into Yue Laosan's ears.
"The third child!"
"Boss!"
Yue Laosan hurriedly put down the wine glass and greeted him.
Duan Yanqing sat on the stool where Yue Laosan was sitting just now,
Yue Laosan picked up the wine jug on the table and poured Duan Yanqing a glass of wine.
"Boss, come have some wine and moisten your throat."
Yue Laosan smiled and handed the wine glass to Duan Yanqing.
Duan Yanqing was indeed a little dry, took the wine glass handed over by Yue Laosan, and drank it directly.
As soon as he finished drinking, Yue Laosan sat next to him and said in a chattering voice:
"Boss, we've been in Dali for three or four days, what are you going to do every day when you go out early and return late?"
"Do you need my second brother-in-law's help?"
"If you need help, just say it!"
Yue Laosan was really bored in the restaurant.
Before coming to Dali, I thought that my boss needed help with something, but Yue Laosan would not be bored and bored.
But when he arrived in Dali, his own boss went out early and returned late alone, and he didn't say anything about it, and he didn't bring himself.
This made the active Yue Laosan almost unable to hold back.
"I'm taking care of some personal matters, and I don't need your help."
Duan Yanqing Road.
"If you're bored, you can go around Dali by yourself."
"However, you must not cause trouble, and you must not reveal your identity."
Yue Laosan: "......"
"Boss, you also know that my second brother is a person."
"Where am I an idle dweller!"
Duan Yanqing glared at Yue Laosan, and Yue Laosan was so frightened that he closed his mouth.
"According to what I say! Don't ask what you shouldn't! ”
Duan Yanqing dropped a sentence and went out again.
Yue Laosan looked at Duan Yanqing's back and said speechlessly:
"It's true, it's a private matter!"
"If you are alone, what private affairs can you have?"
"That's not right, the boss of his family is not alone, he used to be the prince of Yanqing."
"Obediently, my boss is not plotting to rebel, is he!"
Yue Laosan's eyes suddenly widened, and his expression became shocked.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the possibility of his boss rebelling was very high!
If those things hadn't happened back then, the boss of his family would be the current emperor of Dali.
But after that incident, the boss also ended up crippled and never returned to Dali for decades.
The last time I came to Dali, it was because of the Zhenlong chess game.
But the drum mountain where the Zhenlong chess game is placed is located on the border of Dali.
It is far away from the capital of Dali, and it is not considered Dali.
But this time, the boss of his own family came directly to the capital of Dali Kingdom, Yang Tho Baa City, and often went out early and returned late, what is the difference between him and those who plotted to rebel?
Yue Laosan affirmed his guess in his heart.
At the same time, I secretly made plans in my heart.
Since the boss wants to rebel, then he will also rebel with the boss!
One is prosperous, one is lost!
If the rebellion succeeds, the boss of his own family may be able to make himself a prince or something!
is the eldest sister of her own family, and the boss will also make her a princess or a county lord or something, right?
If the rebellion fails, it will be a good man again eighteen years later.
However, it's a pity that I will never see my eldest sister again.
It seems that I have to write a suicide note in advance.
In case of death, it is better to tell the eldest sister to speak up.
The eldest sister thought that she had betrayed her as a younger brother.
After drinking a pot of wine, Yue Laosan summoned the shopkeeper.
"Little Er!"
Yue Laosan had a very loud voice, and when the shopkeeper heard it, he was taken aback.
"Guest...... Guest...... Sir...... What do you command? ”
The shopkeeper looked at Yue Laosan's dress before, and felt that Yue Laosan was not a character to be messed with.
Now he was directly frightened by Yue Laosan's shout.
"Bring me a pen and paper, Lao Tzu wants to write a testament!"
Yue Laosan took out a piece of silver and put it on the table.
When the shopkeeper heard this, he was stunned directly.
Did you hear it right?
What is this man going to write?
Writing a suicide note?
Why do you write a suicide note?
Yue Laosan saw that the shopkeeper did not move, and said angrily:
"Hey! Can't you understand human words? ”
"Lao Tzu told you to bring a pen and paper, didn't you hear?"
"Or is the silver given by Lao Tzu not enough for you to buy paper and pencils?"
Yue Laosan said, stretched out his big hand, and was about to step forward to pinch the neck of the shopkeeper.
This shopkeeper is not obedient at all, and really wants to break his neck.
But Yue Laosan's hand was halfway out, and suddenly stopped again.
No, you can't just kill people!
The eldest sister said that we people with strong martial arts can't bully ordinary people!
He is also a strong martial artist now, right?
If you bully ordinary people and are known by the eldest sister, the eldest sister sees her corpse and is not allowed to whip her corpse?
After thinking about it, Yue Laosan put his hand on the shoulder of the shopkeeper.
"Good, obedient, you go and get me a pen and paper, okay?"
Yue Laosan imitated Ye Ling'er's tone of voice and said to the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper was stunned by the change in Yue Laosan's expression.
What's the matter with this man?
One moment fierce and evil, and the other "kind eyebrows"?
After all, the shopkeeper is afraid of Yue Laosan.
took the silver given by Yue Laosan, and quickly changed the brush, paper and ink.
Yue Laosan gave ten taels of silver, and there was still a lot of paper and pens left.
When the shopkeeper was about to return the money to him, Yue Laosan stopped him.
"No, I'll reward you with the rest of the money."
"When I'm done writing the letter, you'll do something for me."
The shopkeeper didn't dare to refute Yue Laosan, and nodded stiffly.
Yue Laosan dipped his brush in ink and began to write his "suicide note" on the paper.
Respect the eldest sister......
In the time of a stick of incense, Yue Laosan finished writing a letter.
As soon as he finished writing, Yue Laosan angrily threw the brush to the ground.
"Grandma's! Write a few words and make Lao Tzu sweat profusely! ”
"If it weren't for the capitalization of the eldest sister, my third brother would not have written these words!"
Yue Laosan scolded in his mouth.
When the ink dried, Yue Laosan put the written envelope in the butter envelope.
"Little Er!"
Yue Laosan called the shopkeeper over again.
"Guest, what do you command?"
The shopkeeper asked politely.
Yue Laosan handed the envelope to the shopkeeper and said:
"This is a suicide note that Lao Tzu just wrote to give my eldest sister."
"You put it away for me!"
"If I don't come back after half a month, you can help me deliver this letter to the Tongfu Inn in the Seven Heroes Town of the Ming Dynasty."
"Tell the people of Tongfu Inn to hand over this letter to my eldest sister Daye Ling'er, do you know!"
When the shopkeeper heard this, his whole face showed bitterness.
Is this something that people can do?
Send it to the Ming Dynasty?!
It takes a lot of time and money to send it to such a far place.
The reward money given by this guest just now is not enough to send it for himself.
Yue Laosan also guessed the idea of the shopkeeper, the sesame mung bean rolled his eyes, and took out a gold ingot from his arms.
"That's ten taels of gold, enough for you to send back and forth several times!"
When the shopkeeper saw the ingot of gold, he reached out and was about to take it.
Just as he was about to get the gold, Yue Laosan suddenly withdrew his hand again.
"You wait for Lao Tzu to finish!"
The shopkeeper withdrew his hand and waited for Yue Laosan to continue.
"The suicide note written by Lao Tzu, you must give it to Lao Tzu and I will deliver it!"
"If you can't send it, Lao Tzu won't let you go!"
Yue Laosan said viciously.
The shopkeeper stared at the gold and nodded hurriedly.
"Humph!"
Yue Laosan angrily threw the gold to the shopkeeper and said:
"Get out! Remember! If Lao Tzu doesn't come back for half a month, you must send Lao Tzu's suicide note! ”
The shopkeeper nodded again and again and said:
"Yes, yes, yes! Guest officer, please rest assured! I'll be sure to send it to you! ”
The reason why Yue Laosan let the shopkeeper send out in half a month was because he didn't know when his boss was going to rebel.
So, say a relatively long time.
……
After Ye Changan and his party left the Black Wood Cliff, they kept walking south.
"Aunt Yu Yan, where are we going?"
The little guy sat in the carriage and asked curiously to Wang Yuyan, who was holding a book next to him.
The little guy actually didn't want to ride in a carriage with Wang Yuyan.
Aunt Yu Yan, Aunt Yilin and Aunt Long, these three aunts are very boring.
When I'm fine, I'm either reading a book or reading a book.
I really don't understand what the book is so good about!
Don't you feel bored?
And why don't they yawn when they read and don't want to sleep?
As soon as Ling'er read the book, she yawned and wanted to sleep very much!
But the little one couldn't help it, and the other carriages were full.
She wanted to squeeze in, but she couldn't.
Even if you squeeze it up, you will be driven down again.
I really had no choice, so I had to squeeze in a carriage with Wang Yuyan, Yilin and Xiaolongnu.
Although the women of the Inviting Moon are very kind, the women also have their own small groups.
This small group was not formed out of quarrels and jealousy.
It is because of the female personality.
Invite Yue and Dongfang are undefeated, Li Mochou, and Tianshan Tong are all domineering and cold people, so the three of them are a small group.
Huang Rong, Ah Zhu, and A Bi are another small group.
All three love to cook and often discuss what to eat.
The three of Pixing, Ruthless and Liu Ruoxin are a small group.
It's just that Ruthless and Liu Ruoxin are not there at this time, and they are still in the capital.
The rest are Wang Yuyan, Yilin and Xiaolongnu.
They both love to read, so the three of them got together.
Wang Yuyan put down the book and asked puzzledly:
"Didn't your dad tell you?"
The little one shook his head.
And Daddy told it!
Daddy and his mother have been greasy and crooked recently, and they don't care about others!
People can't interject!
I wanted to ride in a carriage with my father, my mother, and Aunt Dongfang, and I still drove people out.
How is it possible to tell yourself where to go?!
Hum!
Bad Daddy!
Bad sissy!
Since you don't want Ling'er to be next to you, wait for Ling'er to find a time and leave secretly.
The little guy had the idea of running away again.
Wang Yuyan touched the little guy's head and said:
"Let's go to Dali this time."
"What does your father mean, he is going to take me and your Aunt Zhu back to recognize their relatives."
After Ruan Xingzhu came last time, it didn't take long to heal Ah Zi's eyes, and he took Ah Zi and Zhong Ling away.
Before leaving, Ruan Xingzhu took Ah Zhu's hand, hoping that Ah Zhu would go back and recognize Duan Zhengchun.
Just by taking advantage of this time, Ye Changan took Azhu and Wang Yuyan to Dali to recognize their relatives.
"Go to Dali? That's great! ”
"Ling'er is going to Drum Mountain!"
"I still have a lot of little sisters in Drum Mountain!"
The little guy said excitedly.
The little sisters who were rescued from Lu Zhanyuan's men, after they were separated from them, the little ones never saw them again.
Her own little girl was also put in Drum Mountain by her little brother!
It's been a long time since I've seen Xiao Niuniu, I don't know if I've grown strong, and I don't recognize myself......
Knowing that he was going to Dali, the little guy didn't feel bored to share a carriage with Wang Yuyan and them.
The chatter went on and on.
and Yilin, Xiaolongnu and the two daughters talked about their "glorious deeds" in Drum Mountain before.
Wang Yuyan was originally reading a book, but the more she listened to the little guy, the more outrageous it became, and she reluctantly put down the book, wanting to hear how the little guy made up stories.
"Aunt Long, Aunt Yilin, you don't know how dangerous it was at that time!"
"What is the name of Ding Chunqiu who wants to kill me, but my mother descended from the sky, like a Nine Heavens Xuannu descending to earth, with a gentle wave of her hand, Ding Chunqiu flew out hundreds of zhang ......"
"And I, who have obtained the true qi of the Northern Darkness for seventy years from my senior brother Wuyazi, has a surging true qi all over my body, and I really want to fight with someone......"
"But I know it's not right to fight!"
"So, I suppressed the true qi in my body and restrained the thoughts in my heart."
"After this incident, I understand a truth!"
The little guy was halfway through his speech, and suddenly the conversation changed:
"That is, why don't you fight if you have a fight?"
"If someone owes clean up, then go up and clean him up!"
(End of chapter)