Chapter 3: There's something wrong with this foreign devil

It may be that tension promotes blood circulation, and at this time, Li Junhao felt that his throat finally smoothed out a little, as if he could make a tone in Chinese, so he continued to say hard: "Kind... Country... Flowers, I... Sea... Book cloth... Pear ......"

Everyone present was stunned when they heard these words! After working hard and working hard, the male leader finally understood, and the other party was saying, "In Chinese, I still can't speak it." The tired butt sat on the ground, waved his hand and said, "My sister, you should come!" The words of this foreign devil are terrible! ”

The female leader of this meeting was not happy, she thought this person was so interesting! So he rolled his eyes, had an idea, and opened his mouth and said: "Hey, foreign devil, from now on, I will ask you to answer, only say Yes and No, OK?" ”

Li Junhao has also found a problem now - it should be because of the reason that he has crossed into a Westerner, he is now no problem speaking English, but his voice cannot be twisted when speaking Chinese, so he is so weird. In this case, the female leader in front of her has a good solution. So, he raised his right thumb and said, "OK!" ”

The female leader began to ask, "Do you understand what I say?" The pace of speech was deliberately slowed down.

β€œYes。”

"Do you want to speak Chinese too, but not so?"

β€œYes。”

"You're British?"

β€œNO。”

"Americans?"

He didn't know it now, so he could only say, "Yes or No!" ”

Fortunately, the female leader's comprehension ability is good, and she understood, and said: "I can't even figure out which country you are from, are you having a bad brain?" ”

Li Junhao gritted his teeth and said, "Yes! ”

This time, everyone understood, and it was the first time that the male leader and his subordinates had heard someone admit that their brains were broken, and they all laughed and fell!

The female leader also couldn't laugh, but when she saw the aggrieved look on the handsome foreign guy opposite, she couldn't bear it in her heart, and changed the topic: "How did that guy's brain break?" ”

Burst! Li Junhao was about to vomit blood, but he still tried hard to come up with a reason: "Boat...... Oh, wear ...... chuan……”

I have to say that the female leader is beautiful and spiritual, and after a little thought, she understood that it was a "ship", and asked: "Is it on the sea?" ”

β€œYes。”

I see! The female leader felt that she had found the truth, and explained to her eldest brother and the brothers: This young foreign devil broke his brain when he crossed the sea to China by boat, so he couldn't speak human language, but fortunately, he could still understand Chinese, and he was already very happy!

Li Junhao next to him listened, if it weren't for the limited physical strength to live for a while, he would have to go up and fight with her! - This girl almost said that she had become a fool!

After explaining to the brothers, the female leader thought about one more thing, and hurriedly asked, "Hey, foreign devil, you have a lot of money, right?" ”

β€œNO!” This is really not, Li Junhao will not lie.

"Liar!" The female leader was furious, "We have already scouted clearly, you have been living in the International Hotel for several days, how can you have no money?" You're not honest! ”

β€œNO! I am......" Li Junhao wanted to explain, but he knew that the other party couldn't understand English, so he had an idea, took a step sideways, and reached out to pull out a dagger from the waist of a kidnapper next to him......

All the kidnappers were startled, and hurriedly took two steps back, only to see the young foreign devil holding a dagger, squatting on the ground and carving words! After waiting for a while, I found that he really didn't mean to hurt people, so he surrounded him again.

The female leader, who was the representative of the cultural class among the kidnappers, stood beside Li Junhao, looked at his handwriting engraved on the ground, and read: "My money has been stolen, and I can't leave the hotel if I want to......"

Wow! It turned out to be so! The kidnappers suddenly realized, no wonder it was dark, and this foreign devil was unwilling to leave the riverside...... Well, don't you want to live anymore? How pitiful!

The female leader discussed with her brother and asked, "Why do you understand Chinese?" ”

Li Junhao continued to write on the ground: "There are Chinese in my elders, and I have been around since I was a child. ”

"And what's going on with your voice?"

"Brain injury, sequelae!" The last exclamation mark, Li Junhao carved it heavily.

Oh! At this moment, the kidnappers understood that this reason made sense. However, they soon became depressed, and now it seems that they have lost money in this transaction, tying up a useless disabled person and coming back, except for a suit on their bodies, there is no money! Alas! It's not cost-effective to waste a lot of gas to stalk and kidnap.

Seeing that these people ignored themselves, Li Junhao stopped doing it, and after attracting everyone's attention, he wrote on the ground: "Give me some food, I'm going to starve to death!" ”

What? The kidnappers were stunned, and the tied meat tickets not only did not contribute silver dollars, but they asked for food with confidence! By the way, I don't seem to have listened to it! Now, many people feel that their stomachs are going to rebel!

"Four cats, go buy food." The female leader also felt that it was time to eat, so she commanded.

"Second sister, my name is Four Tigers, not Four Cats!" The four cats who were called protested dissatisfiedly.

"Oh, got it, four cats, go shopping, I'm hungry." The female leader waved her hand impatiently.

The four cats had no choice but to mumble and walk out, taking care of the money and logistics, and he should do the thing of buying food, and he usually wouldn't delay things so much, but today's meat ticket was too special, so he patronized and watched the excitement, and forgot about the business!

Knowing that this foreign devil had no money, the kidnappers didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore, and they chatted on the side, waiting for the meal.

The female leader and the eldest brother said a few words, and then came over to him and said, "Hey, foreign devil, what are you going to do in the future?" ”

Li Junhao thought for a while and wrote on the ground: "Eat enough first." ”

Burst! The female leader was about to vomit blood again, and slapped her chest twice before she said, "What about after you are full?" ”

"Think about what you're going to eat next!"

"I'll go!" The female leader jumped up angrily, pointed at him for a long time, and then slipped her tongue and said, "If you can eat every day in the future, what are you going to do?" ”

Can you eat enough every day? Li Junhao felt that in the current world, this is already a very happy life, of course, there are other things to consider, so he wrote: "I have a house and a bed, and I can sleep well." ”

"I ......" The female leader looked up to the sky and was speechless! It took a long time to calm down, and said seriously: "Foreign devil, I swear, I will definitely cure your throat so that you can speak well!" If I can't do it, I won't marry in my life! Well, that's it, let's rest! After saying that, he tried to laugh, turned around and walked to the kidnappers, and then grabbed a guy casually, hammered it hard, and shouted "I'm mad at me......