The so-called recruitment interview refers to the process in which an individual human being, in order to make a living, completely abandon his personal dignity, turn himself into a commodity called "labor", and actively sell it to the market.

On this special occasion, human beings are no more noble than a cabbage, and buyers and sellers will engage in honest and sharp bargaining over the value of the candidate's usefulness.

Specifically, the employer will put on a show, find fault with resumes, criticize personality, comment on dress, and use all means, both overt and covert, to undermine the candidate's self-confidence, thereby lowering the candidate's expected salary; And if the candidate is not prepared enough to show his usefulness in a short period of time, he will be greeted with undignified cold words and extremely cold send-off words.

Everyone's first interview is a big test from society.

And even the resume was filled out on the spot, and I didn't even know what type of job I was recruiting, so I stepped into the examination room unprepared with the Ancestral Bird on my head.

The result can be imagined - the girl behaved in a mess in front of the interviewer, and finally fell into deep self-denial.

"Girl, you're not fit for our Pokémon breeding work here. While you are young and beautiful and not short-sighted, go to a nearby electronics factory to find a job. Screwing is also a meticulous job, and the income is stable, which is very suitable for a quiet girl like you......"

The aunt of the personnel department put down the materials, raised the gold-rimmed glasses to her forehead, and suggested to the strange girl with the bird above her head so "kindly".

yes, yes, she's such a useless person.

She hasn't even attended a serious junior college, and she hasn't obtained a decent certificate, so aside from being able to assign Pokémon to fight, what advantages and specialties can she have?

Just a supernumerary assistant who does chores for Dr. Oki and a semi-finalist at the 10th Quartz Alliance Conference, what qualifications does Blun have to work in their noble ironworks?

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"Sister Xiaolan, don't listen to those people's nonsense, those interviewers are talking about everyone. True strength is not printed on diplomas and certificates, you have to believe in yourself. ”

Douzi patted the back of Bilan, who was standing dumbly, to soothe the emotions of his seniors, and squeezed his eyebrows at the detective, asking Hugo to say something comforting.

Hugo, however, was indifferent, frowning and falling into thought.

After thinking for a while, just before Douzi was about to complain, the white coat detective came back to his senses.

He raised his face and said solemnly to the two girls, "Don't you think it's strange? ”

"What's weird?" Douzi tilted his head in confusion, and even Bilan turned her gaze to the detective.

"There were obviously so many people in the queue of cultivators in front of us, but the interviewer did not kick her out in the face of a candidate like Bilan who obviously did not meet the recruitment requirements, but instead pretended to interview for nearly half an hour, and finally made a long suggestion...... Don't you think each other's actions are too deliberate? ”

"You're saying they're deliberately stalling for time?" The girl with a high ponytail turned her mind and said her conjecture.

"It's true that they're stalling for time, but their purpose is not limited to that......"

Hugo stopped in the middle of his words, because he saw Bilan's eyes rekindled his fighting spirit, so he decided to give up the right to speak to his assistant-

"Blue, looks like you already know the answer."

"Yes, Mr. Director." Bilan smiled, "This is actually very simple deductive reasoning. ”

At this point, the girl's eyes were no longer empty, and after the brains that had been trained in the office were running rapidly, she came to an obvious inference.

"Wasting time on me is just a means, and the real purpose of that interviewer is to lengthen the time it takes for each interviewee to reduce the total number of interviews in the day."

"Why do the interviewer do that?" Douzi asked Xiang Bilan cooperatively.

"My first reaction was that I thought that these companies didn't really want to accept Pokémon cultivators. But this idea was rejected at once, because the explanation of whether to admit or not is in the hands of the company, if the top wants to make this job fair nothing, they just need to throw all the establishment into the wastebasket, there is no need to do such a small action at the job fair. ”

Listening to Azure's words, Hugo nodded his head, which was also his speculation.

"So, is it because the HR director who interviewed me has any plans of his own? Is it because she personally hates me? None of this is possible, and the cultivators hired by the factory have nothing to do with the business of the human resources department, so there is no conflict of interest such as grabbing jobs. I only arrived in Lichong City for the first time today, and I still don't know the customs and customs, and it is impossible for me to have anything to do with the steel mill. ”

"But in this case, why did that aunt scold Sister Xiaolan bitterly?"

Douzi looked at the detective and assistant who obviously had a good heart, and he couldn't understand it at all.

"It's to avoid seeing someone in the line behind me." Bilan said faintly-

"What the supervisor had in mind was that as long as she made the interview long enough for each interviewer, she would be able to fool away today's recruitment day, and she would be able to leave work and leave before the mysterious troublesome person came to her, so as to avoid possible conflicts."

"Avoiding conflict?"

For some reason, Douzi remembered what Hugo said before-

Two creatures with distinct views, but unable to convince each other, it is better not to meet, otherwise there is a chance that a fight will arise.

But the girl still couldn't believe it, obviously Sister Xiaolan was just scolded by the interviewer, how could she deduce so much information? It can't be made up on the spot to escape reality, right?

"I didn't make it up on the spot."

Bilan read her feelings at this time from the expression of her junior. So, just like detectives often do, he hit the nail on the head and used his mind-reading skills-

"It wasn't until just now that I remembered that the candidates in front of me, who had been successful and had failed in their interviews, had all taken far longer than normal – something I heard from the people around me. Combined with my own personal experience, I was obviously accidentally entered the job fair, but I was still dragged for an interview for half an hour - the interviewer's aunt's delaying tactics have been revealed! There must be something strange behind this! ”

"But the interviewer's delaying tactics seem to have failed."

Hugo looked at the line in front of him again, and suddenly said—

"There are a lot of people here who have applied for interviews with different companies at the same time, and the queue of this ironmaking company is so slow that more than half of the applicants in it have already left. By chance, the person who scared the interviewer might have been lined up in front of her......"

Before the detective could finish speaking, the crowd at the front of the group suddenly boiled like boiling water.

Exclamations of people could be heard in the distance......

"Oh no, the director was beaten! Nosebleeds left a lot of ...... Fast! Hurry up to the hospital! ”