Chapter 2 Chat Group Clowns
Although the various skills in this world will far exceed those of the previous life as the level increases, the basic rules must still be followed.
No matter how high the fighting skills are, they are just skills, how can they be compared with the martial arts world with true qi and strength?
You must know that the requirements for evaluating the first-level lunge punch are only to be able to condense one's own strength into one and exert more than 20% of one's own strength, which is considered to be a standard.
This requirement was barely met by Jiang Jianchuan's hard work.
If you want to destroy gold and jade like a few Zhongwu or even high-level martial arts bosses in the group, and treat a divine weapon like Xuantie as nothing, it is simply a fool's dream.
[Rongyue Palace Master: How?] As long as Jiang Tianzun can show up to perform the Fa, let us the frogs at the bottom of the well who are trapped in the small world also open their eyes, and the jade and gold artifacts and miraculous medicine that you like will be presented by this palace immediately, without any delay. 】
Looking at the words of the Rongyue Palace Lord, Jiang Jianchuan was very moved, of course he also wanted to get more and better elixirs to practice all kinds of legendary magical martial arts, and even the subtle and mysterious cultivation techniques, but unfortunately he was limited by himself, so he could only cry out in vain.
As for making a phantom that can fool people like the protagonist in the novel in his previous life, he is just an ordinary group member!
I don't know if it's because the level of this broken chat group is too low or what, I don't even have the position of an administrator, this is not a bit of privilege, so he can't pretend to be mellow if he wants to install a coin, and now it's almost Shabi.
So I can only be silent, pretending that I am not looking at this broken group.
However, the Rongyue Palace Lord did not let him go so easily, but continued to tempt:
[Rongyue Palace Lord: Not only that, if you can always demonstrate, as long as you can look at the posture of the concubine, the concubine is willing to follow the Hou around, Ren! Composed! Difference! Dispatch! Oh~】
said and posted a dynamic picture, the woman in the picture just stepped forward with an elegant gait, and the twisted waist under the plain veil was enough to kill all the celebrities and Internet celebrities in the previous life.
This kind of woman with a noble temperament, cool and gentle, coupled with her extraordinary identity, is simply a mushroom bullet-level lethality for Jiang Jianchuan, a virgin in two lifetimes.
Looking at the moving picture sent by the Rongyue Palace Lord in the group, Jiang Jianchuan raised his hand tremblingly, staring at the solid Nanmu table in front of him, and intentionally broke it in two.
But knowing that he was a few pounds and a few taels and was particularly afraid of pain, he finally gave up this tempting idea.
The whole person was like a deflated ball, and he could only lean against the wall, looking out the window and crying silently.
Although it is said that in the early stage, by fooling the group members in this chat group, he has obtained wealth that ordinary people can't accumulate in a lifetime, and with his barely first-level skill level, he should be very satisfied.
But looking at all kinds of beautiful things in the heavens and all walks of life, if these have nothing to do with themselves, how can people be willing?
What's more, this chat group exists in his mind, as long as the thought moves, you can enter the group, and who can resist this temptation?
I have the intention to close the group chat and stop watching it, and enjoy the current rich life, but my consciousness is like a demon staring at all kinds of news in the group, and I can't extricate myself.
[Mr. Ba: Haha! It seems that Jiang Tianzun and his old man don't look down on the peerless face of the Shen Palace Master, but the Palace Master's immortal appearance is excellent, which is very in line with the old man's appetite, I don't know what the palace idea is? 】
[Rongyue Palace Master: Hehe! I didn't expect the bear gang leader not only to have the ambition to swallow the world, but also to have such ambitions...... Aren't you afraid that you will really be poisoned and assassinated by the master of the immortal gate, or he will come to the door and take your life in person? 】
[Mr. Ba: Hmph! What is the master of the Immortal Gate, what Emperor Chatian who has lived for more than 2,000 years, during this time, I have asked my powerful subordinates to look around for traces of the power of the Immortal Gate and clues to the existence of the Emperor Chatian, but I have not found any clues!
In the old man's opinion, this so-called catastrophe related to life and death is simply nonsense, with all due respect, the old man spent the so-called heavenly machine in exchange for the old jade medicine...... It's just a bluffing trick by charlatans, the old man dominates the world and is the only one, who dares to harm me? Who can harm me? Hum! Hahahaha......]
[Rongyue Palace Master: The Bear Gang Master is powerful and domineering, but it makes the concubine happy......]
Seeing this, Jiang Jianchuan couldn't help but pout.
As for Xiongba's Supreme Society, it may have been infiltrated by the Xianmen forces like a sieve now.
If it weren't for the support of his protagonists and supporting role apprentices, he would now be a lone brave man who blatantly infiltrated the subordinate forces of Xianmen.
On this point, a certain Nether Sect Master, who did not want to be named, said that he had a slight experience.
As for poisoning and assassination......
That's just the bad taste of Xu Fu's old thing, maybe when the cook opened a small stove for his Xiongba, Xu Fu was watching from the sidelines!
If you give him some condiments, how can you say that it is a secret harm?
However, the next person who spoke in the group almost made Jiang Jianchuan jump out uncontrollably.
[Qinghe Zhenjun: You guys are almost there, what Jiang Tianzun, I think it's just a clown who sells his tongue, he doesn't even dare to show up, it's not as good as you mortals!
It's ridiculous to know all day long that you pretend to be mysterious and say some words like heavenly prophecy just to get some mundane possessions from a few of you so-called masters in the mortal world.
Let him tell the future of Benjun's life, and he is speechless.
Hum! What is a thought that knows the heavens and all the worlds, and the divine mind shines through the ancient and modern future Daluo Daozun.
Ape dogs are hungry, and they are finger suckers! Dare to be respected? 】
After that, a short video was also posted, which amazed the group members and made Jiang Jianchuan feel palpitations.
I saw that in the video, the Qinghe Zhenjun Imperial Sword of the Immortal Wind Dao Bone was floating in the sky, and with the light combination of the sword fingers, a mountain in the distance had been completely cut off in the flickering white light.
The mountain slid and shook, and the smoke and dust were everywhere, so powerful that Xiong Ba, Duan Yanqing and others were speechless.
[Prince Yanqing: True monarch divine might, seeing fairy faces, is really a blessing from the third generation of mortals such as me! 】
[Xiong Ba: The true monarch is so powerful, it is really an eye-opener for us, then what Jiang Tianzun is just a rat who sells his tongue, and the true monarch is the resident true immortal who has attained the Tao and shows his might! 】
[Rongyue Palace Lord: True Monarch Divine Might! Hmmm! Concubine body worship ......】
Then there was a series of flattering and flattering words in the chat group, and Jiang Jianchuan, the keyboard warrior of the two worlds, blushed.
I really don't know where these people learned so many shameless words as the bosses of their respective worlds.
This made Jiang Jianchuan, who has always flaunted himself with his upright figure, spurned.
"Whew! Isn't it just a Jindan monk? Also add the name of a true monarch to yourself, if you are in the infancy of the yuan, then you can't add a title of true honor to yourself? ”
Jiang Jianchuan looked at all kinds of shameless praise in the group, and stood on the highest point of morality and spit viciously.
Of course, he would never admit that he was just out of envy and jealousy.
[Qinghe Zhenjun: You are exaggerating, this gentleman is still too early to become an immortal, and it is a loss of heart to pursue it like this. 】
Although he said so, the red envelopes sent in the group were not ambiguous at all.
Jiang Jianchuan had the intention to rob it, but found that this duplicitous old thief sent a designated red envelope, and he didn't have his own share at all.
Well, it's even more hateful......
[Mr. Ba: Zhenjun's words are wrong, if you can join the chat group to get this immortal fate, it is naturally expected to become an immortal, sooner or later, Zhenjun should not be modest. 】
At the same time, he also accepted the red envelope of Qinghe Zhenjun, this Xiong Ba doesn't know where he learned to be smooth, this benefit is not left behind at all!
[Prince Yanqing: True Monarch Weibo Guangren, you can become an immortal when you are old, it is really a blessing in the fairy world! ] I don't know ...... the elixir in this red envelope]
[Qinghe Zhenjun: Oh! It's just a little buff elixir, although the grade is not high, but the function of ordinary people is just right. 】
[Prince Yanqing: Thank you Zhenjun, Zhenjun is really a good fortune and true immortal in the world, I can meet Zhenjun here, I will wait for ......]
Seeing this, Jiang Jianchuan saw that there was no benefit to himself, and he was elegant and dusty, and he really couldn't look down on such dirty flattering words, so he simply couldn't see it and went back to his room to sleep.