What the hell are social phobia fearing!!

Zhou Jielun's body can be seen to be nervous with the naked eye, he has just turned 18 years old, he has failed twice in the university entrance examination after graduating from high school, his previous job is a restaurant waiter, he is sensitive and inferior, he is not good at words, he avoids Xu Chen's eyes, and his head is lowered: "Xu ...... Xu Chen, I have never been to the mainland. ”

The guests of this program group are a little too familiar, the arms on their shoulders are very heavy, Jay Chou is quite uncomfortable, and quietly moves his body, and the next moment, Xu Chen's arms are pressed tightly, joking: "You are 18, I am also 18, call Brother Sheng, I will cover you in the Chinese music scene in the future." ”

Chicken stealing~

Jay Chou is the emperor of Chinese music, Xu Chen is ready to set his name first, he will be a brother for one day and a brother for life, and Xiao Zhou's wool will not be counted in the future......

Brothers help each other, the previous good brother Zhang Yatong helped him solve his emotional problems, and Xiao Zhou helped solve career problems~

The arrangement is clear.

Jay Chou's face was confused, the only thing he has insisted on since he was a child is music, which is the only thing he has.

The young man was stubborn, pursed his lips and remained silent.

"Little brat, have you graduated from middle school, you are not afraid to flash your tongue when you say big things~" Big C rolled his eyes, his little ass was wrapped in denim shorts, and his round and slender legs were put together on the makeup chair, and his figure was very material.

"The mainland is not called a middle school, but a high school." The little C with makeup looked at Xu Chen obliquely from the makeup mirror with the rest of his eyes, the corners of his mouth turned down, a mainland cub is too ignorant, he doesn't know how to respect his predecessors on the show, in front of the two big beauties, he ran to talk to a little assistant, Xiao C squeezed his eyebrows, covered his mouth with the back of his hand and smiled: "There is also a music scene in the mainland, I thought that the mainlanders listened to the songs of Ren Xianqi and Zhang Huimei." ”

"Jay Chou, you go to the takeaway to buy two cups of coffee, and by the way, tell Brother Xian~" Xiao C commanded and instructed the little assistant to run errands: "By the way, ask the program team if they have prepared chewing gum, some people are not afraid of bad breath when they say big words, eat some chewing gum or they will smoke all the guests to death......"

"Is it bad breath or gas bombs, I watched TV and said that people in the mainland don't brush their teeth, it's all willow leaves and salt." Big C glanced at Xu Chen: "From the mainland, do you brush your teeth from the mainland?" ”

"You're so stupid, you must brush your teeth, I don't believe I'll imitate it for you." Little C imitates the orangutan mouth of the zoo, and the variety show effect is very strong, with two crazy women squeaking and laughing, and their legs kicking wildly.

Xu Chen watched it with great interest, the size C is stupid and bad, it's good to have fun.

The two stupid women laughed and laughed, the situation was not right.

gradually put on a straight face, and the greatest pleasure of laughing at people is to condescendingly play tricks on people, but Xu Chen's eyes when he watched the circus performance, she was the same as a zoo monkey.

"Hey, what do you see, I've never seen a beautiful woman." Xiao C bit back: "Do you have the quality of a gentleman, are mainlanders the same as you?" ”

"Look at the orangutan, aren't you imitating an orangutan?" Xu Chen touched his trouser pocket, took out two coins, rewarded one in each person's arms, and said: "The people of Baodao still have a high standard of living, and the entertainment life is colorful, hard work, there is no change on the body, one coin per person, don't dislike it." ”

"......" size C's eyes were staring at the coin on his chest, shooting so accurately, his face was ugly, it was too humiliating!

Send it to Hanako!

Xu Chen patted his buttocks, too lazy to bother with the two stupid women.

"I guess I guess I guess I guess" The two stupid women are invited guests, and Wu Zongxian hosts the show, making a big fuss Xu Chen does not take advantage, this kind of result is the best, suffocating the two stupid women.

Before going out.

Xu Chen put his hand on the door and cared for him: "The two beauties eat more papaya, it's too small to squeeze it~"

"Bang!"

Before closing the door, two pillows smashed over.

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The program was recorded at 5:00, and Xu Chen glanced at the script by the light.

As the name suggests, the content of the game is to guess things, and there is no limit to the names of people, places, and animals.

This activity "Happy Camp" is often performed, Xu Chen is very familiar, it doesn't matter if he is not familiar, he has a few lines on the script, most of the time it is the background board, commonly known as the "atmosphere group".

The only chance is to be able to sing a song!

"I guess I guess I guess I guess" is the top three variety shows in the ratings of Treasure Island, not to mention that the guest of this episode is Zhang Huimei, a diva in Taiwan Province who is currently popular all over Treasure Island and has album sales of 2 million.

Zhang Huimei will sing the album's popular golden song "Listen to the Sea", if Xu Chen can withstand Zhang Huimei's pressure, the effect of singing songs and programs will PK Zhang Huimei.

So.

After the publicity of the show, the audience on Treasure Island will naturally notice this mainland singer who is "comparable to Zhang Huimei".

Xu Chen is very confident, although Zhang Huimei's strength can be called the top T0 singer in the Chinese music world.

But.

Zhang Huimei debuted in 1996, "Listening to the Sea" is her second album, whether it is voice, achievements, or singing skills, she can only be said to be "cutting-edge".

Xu Chen has been tempered by the return of Mingzhu and the two large-scale stages of the "Chinese Song List", Gu Jianfen praised his ability to interpret songs as well as the princess, and PK with Zhang Huimei is to bully children.

"Listening to the Sea" is a lyrical song, Xu Chen went the opposite way and chose a passionate rock song "Blue Lotus"!

"Mr. Xu!" Zhou Jielun was carrying a plastic bag in his hand, he was not taken seriously, he said that he was a music assistant, and his work content had nothing to do with music: "Drink coffee, the hot coffee I just bought."

Xu Chen was the first person to appreciate his musical talent, although he loved to brag and talk big.

Jay Chou felt that he needed to answer seriously: "Classmate Xu, my mother is very hard alone, I can't go to the mainland with you, thank you." ”

Xu Chen looked interesting, in a sense, the little boy in front of him was his only opponent in the Chinese music scene.

The straw was inserted into the coffee cup and compared: "Seriously, I really have a music company called "Modern Sky" in the mainland, Xiao Zhou, I appreciate your musical talent, and you want to contact me at any time." ”

After a few sips of coffee, Xu Chen shook the cup, and he was stunned~

Jay Chou kept spinning like a spinning top, after delivering coffee and preparing program props, size C also instructed him to read the script, anyone in the program team could call him, just agreed to this, and was called by another person to split his head and cover his face for a training.

Xu Chen leaned his back against the wall, sighing and sighing, even if he is the emperor of music, he has to live in embarrassment before he comes out!

Jay Chou ran in front of him again, Xu Chen's straw poked the ice, and he was serious: "Xiao Zhou, I really don't call Brother Sheng, I will cover you in the entertainment industry in the future." ”

Jay Chou's body staggered, just in the Chinese music scene, and now he has become an entertainment industry, this boss is still weird.

He didn't stop and quickly disappeared into the hallway.

…………

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to watch~"

"I guess I guess I guess I guess ~"

At 5:00 p.m., the recording of the program officially began.

The host team appeared with Wu Zongxian as the leader, and after the warm-up, Sister Peach exaggeratedly said: "Hey, Brother Zongxian, do you know who is the hottest in the whole treasure island now." ”

Wu Zongxian was very calm, and Big C preemptively exaggerated: "I know, I know, Zhang Huimei, Zhang Yusheng's apprentice." Her album is really hard to buy, not only in the treasure island, but also in the mainland~"

Big C hated Xu Chen and deliberately said: "My friend said that there is no singer in the mainland who is Zhang Huimei's opponent, and Zhang Huimei is really super powerful." ”

"yes, yes, listening to the sea is really good." Little C was crazy, pinching the middle of the person, and convulsed: "I almost died when I first heard about the sea, that's it~"

The audience laughed loudly, pretending to be crazy and stupid was very effective.

At this time, Wu Zongxian smiled and said: "Little C, will you faint when you see Zhang Huimei's real person." ”

"Definitely, definitely." Little C didn't notice Zhang Huimei appearing behind him.

Zhang Huimei is very cool, boy-style short hair, slim women's suit, fingers on the lip flap, signaling the guests to be quiet, and suddenly said: "Hello little C." ”

When Xiao C saw Zhang Huimei, her facial features flew wildly, her eyes were closed, and she simply fell into Wu Zongxian's arms, Zhang Huimei really thought that Xiao C had fainted, so she was busy checking the situation, and Xiao C kissed her crazy.

Nima.

Xu Chen wanted to complain, what kind of show, it's really dirty and disgusting, "Happy Camp" Xie Na pretended to be crazy and stupid, it turned out to be a template.

Look at the audience.

Zhang Huimei's popularity on Treasure Island is indeed very high, and most of the audience at the scene came for her, with glow sticks and banners forming a sea of screams.

The show took Zhang Huimei as the core, and after a few minutes, guests appeared on stage one after another.

Xu Chen and Jay Chou are the background board of the show, standing in the dimly lit backstage and waiting.

The lights on the stage are bright, and Jay Chou's eyes are very longing, but unfortunately he is a music assistant, Xu Chen still has a chance to appear, but he has no chance to appear.

The eyes under the long hair reveal low self-esteem.

On the 18th of that year, the emperor of Chinese music and the emperor of world pop music stood like a chatter.

Zhou Jielun's shoulders sank, and when he turned his head, he saw Xu Chen's arm pressing him, also 18 years old, Xu Chen was wanton and frivolous, his eyes widened, and encouraged him: "Xiao Zhou, you don't need to be inferior at all, although your musical talent is not as good as mine, but it is definitely stronger than Zhang Huimei, you have to believe in yourself, if you have any songs that you can't get in the future, I will show you some pointers." ”

Zhou Jie's shoulders were heavily pressed, he had a short contact with Xu Chen, but he was also 18 years old, Xu Chen lived freely and freely than him, he was envious in his heart, and stubbornly refused to admit defeat: "Xu Chen, how can you prove that you are a little better than me?" ”

Xu Chen's temper is the same as that of his buddies, Jay Chou has never heard of his name in Baodao, thinking that Xu Chen is a newcomer in the music world like him, and said casually: "Xu Chen, if you don't call me Brother Sheng, I will cover you in the Chinese music scene in the future." ”

On the stage, Zhang Huimei sang the song "Listen to the Sea", the light sticks and support cards became a bright sea of lights, and the fans listened to Zhang Huimei singing quietly.

The scene was spectacular.

Jay Chou snorted twice, thinking that Xu Chen was beside him, his voice stopped as soon as he could, and he was a little afraid of singing in front of strangers.

Xu Chen said that he was better than Zhang Huimei, and Zhou Jielun had low self-esteem and said: "Xu Chen, thank you for encouraging me, I am not as good as Zhang Huimei, and no one listens to my songs." ”

"There will be!" Xu Chen patted Zhou Jie's shoulder: "No one in Baodao listens to my songs now, but after tonight, everyone will know my name." ”

Xu Chen left, leaving only Zhou Jielun alone, thinking of what Xu Chen said, Zhou Jielun was very envious......

It would be nice if he had Xu Chen's confidence!

…………

More than half of the time has passed since the program was recorded.

Xu Chen appeared on the stage, and several hosts briefly said about him: "Xu Chen is a very famous singer in the mainland, and this is the first time to come to Baodao to promote his new album." ”

The effect~

Hardly, the audience didn't know him at all, but a few girls screamed: "So handsome~"

Zhang Huimei took an intermission and heard that Xu Chen was a mainland singer, and looked at him curiously.

Ren Xianqi's "too soft heart" became popular in the mainland, and the mainland market is very large, but it is the first time that a mainland singer has come to Baodao to promote.

Xu Chen nodded in greeting, Zhang Huimei had just become famous, she was very modest, and she smiled and nodded.

Big C is not ready to let go of Xu Chen, a bastard, Big C is sober-minded, and Little C has no scruples: "Brother Xian, in fact, I just saw Xu Chen backstage, Xu Chen said to a music assistant in our backstage......"

After a pause, Xiao C exaggerated: "He said that he covered him in the Chinese music scene, and Xu Chen is very famous in the Chinese music scene!" ”

Wu Zongxian was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, a newcomer singer in the mainland, he didn't pay attention to it at all, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, is Zhang Huimei famous?" ”

"I've heard Zhang Huimei's songs, but I haven't heard Xu Chen's songs." Little C is crazy: "Maybe the Chinese music scene he said is the mainland music scene, but I heard that the new song of Sister Hui Mei in the mainland music scene is very popular, Sister Hui Mei is really amazing, I think Sister Hui Mei is the first sister in the Chinese music scene~"

Zhang Huimei was frightened and said modestly: "No, no, I have to continue to work hard." ”

"Sister Hui is too modest." Xiao C pointed at Xu Chen, murderous and heartfelt: "Xu Chen will also cover Sister Hui in the Chinese music scene in the future." ”

Xiao C looked at Xu Chen proudly, she deliberately said this, Zhang Huimei's modesty contrasted with Xu Chen's arrogance, and Xu Chen was a little ridiculous under the background.

The audience is all fans of Zhang Huimei, screaming constantly, booing at Xu Chen~

"Cut~"

Xu Chen is very indifferent, the size C is bad and stupid, he can't offend them, and it is difficult to guarantee that they will not make a fuss about themselves.

In this episode of the show, his positioning is the "background board", and it is normal for the "background board" to be injured.

Sister Peach is a good person, and when she saw the audience, she laughed at Xu Chen, and said: "Xu Chen is a very good singer in the mainland, and this time he also brought his new song ......"

Xu Chen took the opportunity to say: "Hello everyone, I am singer Xu Chen, and my new song "Blue Lotus" is for everyone. ”

Before singing, Xu Chen looked at Xiao C and sighed: "The inspiration for this song came from a female friend of mine, and her colleague is a small-bellied, stupid, bad and crazy woman. ”

Xu Chen looked at Xiao C, he paused and didn't speak, and the audience took advantage of the situation to look at Xiao C.

burst into laughter, and Little C's hosting style is crazy.

Xu Chen continued: "My friend said that it was very painful to work with this kind of person, and she suffered from depression because of the harassment of this kind of person after she quit her job, so I wrote this song for her. ”

"I hope you don't meet stupid and bad, crazy colleagues, don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about little C~"

"Little C's colleague is very enthusiastic, and the Chinese people say that they are hospitable, and I think Little C has completely done it." Xu Chen said: "I was very nervous when I came to Treasure Island for the first time, and my little C colleague was enthusiastic about pretending to be an orangutan to make me happy, I am really grateful, but unfortunately I have a girlfriend~"

"Haha......" The audience's eyes were staring at Xiao C, but they didn't expect Xiao C to pursue a handsome guy and was rejected by a handsome guy.

Xiao C clenched the microphone, Xu Chen talked nonsense, then she was open, she was very proficient in the routines of variety shows, and the cynical attention was all focused on her.

He has become a joke of the show, and Xiao C definitely can't bear it, but it's a pity that Xu Chen plays the electric guitar.

The prelude to "Blue Lotus" is very short, and after two concise notes, Xu Chen sang softly: "Nothing can stop it~"

"Your yearning for freedom~"

"Blue Lotus" is a rock golden song, the Baodao song scene and the mainland music scene are both "Chinese", Li Zongsheng and Luo Dayou's rock influence, Baodao's "rock style" music market is huge.

Like Zhang Huimei's songs, there are almost no "brain-dead fans", and their aesthetics are online.

As soon as Xu Chen opened his mouth, Zhang Huimei's eyes stared at him for a moment, her mentor is Zhang Yusheng, and her level of music appreciation is not low, and the rhythm and lyrics of the song "Blue Lotus" are very good.

Xiao C was about to disrupt Xu Chen's singing, but Wu Zongxian's hand was quick, he grabbed her arm, and his eyes were warning.

The battle between Zhang Huimei and mainland singer Xu Chen is a good explosion point of the show, as long as the broadcast will definitely touch the sensitive points of the audience on the treasure island, he will never allow anyone to destroy the effect of the show.

Xiao C's face was unwilling, his eyes were vicious, and he stared at Xu Chen, Xu Chen humiliated her one after another, and she couldn't swallow this breath.

If it's not just a song, she doesn't believe that Xu Chen's "Blue Lotus" is better than Zhang Huimei's "Listening to the Sea".

When the singing is over, I'll let you know what happens if you offend a woman!

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(End of chapter)