Jiang Xun turned his head angrily, and a tall and strong man in his forties was looking at him seriously, "Eat honestly." ”

He looks like the homeroom teacher when he was in elementary school, serious and meticulous.

Jiang Xun smiled and lowered his head to eat, but from time to time he looked up at the strong man and looked at him, well, let's eat, and twitched his neck at every turn......

What he looks like, what Jiang Xun learns, what does he do Jiang Xun learns, watch him watch TV, watch him play basketball, watch him walk, watch him go to the toilet......

"I used to ask endlessly, when will you go with me, but you always laugh at me, and have nothing......"

When he was about to eat in the morning, the strong man suddenly started singing, this voice, a smoky voice, mixed with the taste of a gong, was very penetrating

"I want to give you my pursuit, and my freedom, but you always laugh at me, nothing......" Jiang Xun itched, and immediately sang.

This is Cui Jian's song, and in this season in the late eighties, Jiang Xun liked it very much.

But the strong man suddenly came over, provoking a group of doctors and nurses to rush over, for fear that he would start beating people.

"Kill you turtle grandchildren...... You've always learned from me......"

Oh, Jiang Xun smiled, listening to this accent is very familiar, "You are from southern Henan......"

"You are from southern Henan...... the other party also laughed, he twisted his buttocks, and successfully pouted a patient who was sitting on the bench to the ground, and he sat opposite Jiang Xun.

"Don't learn from me." Jiang Xunle is here to experience life, and he is here to learn, but now it's okay, someone has learned from him

"Don't learn from me." The strong man is also happy, he also follows Jiang Xun's example, eats a bite of steamed buns, and looks at him again.

It's really interesting, one afternoon, Jiang Xun went to the toilet, the other party followed, Jiang Xun walked, the other party followed, Jiang Xun played basketball, the other party followed, Jiang Xun watched TV, the other party also followed, and when he looked back, his walking posture was imitating Jiang Xun......

Jiang Xun was very distressed, he looked up at the blue sky, who is here to experience life......

Maybe the strong man imitates him, and he imitates the other party, well, the two really seem to be fighting each other left and right......

On the second day, the third day, the fourth day, and the fifth day, the strong man competed with him, and Jiang Xun felt that he couldn't stand it, he really couldn't stand it

When I came in, I took off my clothes and changed into a hospital gown.

Now, as a newbie, he has questions to ask newbies.

"Doctor, when can I be discharged from the hospital?" He smiled like a nurse with freckles on her face.

The nurse smiled slightly, "Isn't it time yet?" "This college student is very handsome, and he has also acted in commercials, how can she usually see such a patient, she wants to keep him for a few more days.

How does Jiang Xun know her thoughts?

Oh, and when you're already in the inpatient unit, you'll understand that you can only get out of the hospital if you cooperate actively......

He looked around helplessly, and finally saw a doctor, but this was not the doctor from the other day.

Jiang Xun feels that he is extraordinarily normal, and he is also a good student here these days, of course, the "good student" must strive for "commutation" and release as soon as possible, "Doctor, I am a ...... who experiences life"

He told the doctor again, but he underestimated the professionalism of the doctor, the doctor looked at him, his face was serious, he did not say to Jiang Xun, but said to the nurse, "I have been observing him for two days......

Oh?

Jiang Xun suddenly felt a little wrong, "I'm really ......" I don't know why, his heart was suddenly full of uneasiness, "I'm an actor, an actor in the Sangshuping Chronicle, I play a madman in it, I'm here to experience life......"

The doctor ignored him and turned to go out.

Jiang Xun was anxious, but the iron door and iron lock stopped him, and he only heard the doctor say to another nurse, "I suspect that he has the possibility of bipolar disorder, he learned from Liu Diangang, and Liu Diangang also learned from him......"

Ouch, I'll go!

Jiang Xun turned his head to look at the strong man, and the strong man saw him beating his head with both hands, and immediately clenched his fists and beat his head

Oh, Jiang Xun is about to collapse.

It's not been a week yet? Why didn't Teacher Zhu Tong come yet?

He couldn't wait to grab Mr. Zhu's hand and follow him back to the Chinese opera.

"Teacher Zhu, you are a fool, I will lose your mother, the ancestors are banban, you biao-"

It's been a week, and Zhu Tong didn't come.

Jiang Xun could only greet Mr. Zhu's family countless times, maybe he still didn't feel good in the end, and finally shouted at the iron gate again, "Zhu Tong, your uncle!" ”

"Zhu Tong, your uncle!" The strong man shouted along, and a group of patients next to him giggled.

Jiang Xun was silent, he felt now, is he a madman, and the strong man is really here to experience life?

"Oh, there really is bipolar disorder, I can assure you," the doctor looked at him from the door...... As for his family, they didn't come to see him...... Why didn't you prescribe him medicine? ”

The nurse finally called the freckles nurse over, and when she heard that the doctor was going to prescribe medicine to Jiang Xun, she was also anxious, "He is from Chinese opera, and he is here to experience life." ”

"It's not...... There's definitely something wrong with him...... "The doctor is a big believer in his own judgment.

"He acted in a commercial ......"

"Oh, that doesn't guarantee that he's okay......" The doctor had already put pen to paper and wrote the prescription, and the nurse was speechless......

She can't help it, she really can't help it, the original doctor is on vacation, this doctor Liu has just come back from vacation, oh, the dean must know about it.

When the director of Huilongguan Hospital hurriedly came, followed by Zhu Tong, who was also out of breath, Jiang Xun sighed, "Teacher Zhu, why did you come......

"Teacher Zhu, why are you here...... the strong man behind shouted, making Zhu Tong stunned.

"Dean, I thought it was really a mental problem, he didn't have to experience it, I felt like he was ......" The doctor surnamed Liu said to the dean seriously, arguing with reason.

In particular, Jiang Xun wants to scold, is this a compliment? As an ordinary person, it is certainly not.

In particular, Jiang Xun still wants to scold, isn't this a praise? As a theatrical actor for sure.

……

came out of the hospital, the strong man in the back was still learning from him, well, he learned from him, Jiang Xun also learned from him, his expressions and movements seemed to be imprinted in Jiang Xun's heart.

"Let's go, I'll pick you up...... Take a bath, invite you to eat again, this week is suffocating......" Zhu Tong looked at Jiang Xun with a gloomy face, this child has suffered this week.

"Teacher Zhu, take me to the hospital first......"

Yes?

Zhu Tong's mouth almost couldn't close.

"Still going? Are you addicted or what? ”

"No, take me to a dental hospital or a hospital with dentistry......"

Jiang Xun finally came to a nearby hospital and got two braces, well, the strong man spoke vaguely, yes, how can the madman speak so clearly, if you want to be vague, then wear braces and practice for a while......

"Parking ......" In the alley not far from Zhongxi, Jiang Xun called for parking again.

On a few chairs, a few old men were chatting happily, and at this time, such street barber shops can often be seen in Beiping Hutong.

"Young man, come, it's your turn," the barber's uncle beckoned, he looked at Jiang Xun, and the manual clippers clicked, "The young man is handsome, let's say, do you want to straighten your head or split your head, two or eight points or three or seven points?" ”

"I'd like to straighten the lid of a teapot." Jiang Xun stared at the fader in his uncle's hand, this kind of manual fader often pinched his hair, and it hurt when he pulled it.

"Wait a minute?" Teacher Zhu Tong waved his hand to stop him, "Jiang Xun, it's not like that, right?" Is it necessary? This hasn't started yet, I just want to get this haircut, and it's never too late to get a haircut. ”

The things that came from the performance were not as good as my personal experience, "Teacher Zhu, don't stop me, at least I have to focus on doing this thing, and I have to do this thing well." ”

"Teapot lid?" A few old men didn't talk anymore, they all stared at Jiang Xun, such a handsome young man wanted to get such a haircut?

"Young man, if there's anything you can't think of, tell the uncle, maybe we can give you an idea." The barber looked at Jiang Xun with pity, this young man is afraid that he will be hit by something, otherwise, who will be a good person to cut the lid of a teapot.

"Such a handsome young man, what are you doing with the teapot lid, aren't they all two fools?" An uncle's incredulous gaze stared at Jiang Xun.

"I do." Jiang Xun threw his apron in the air, draped it on his body, and sat on the chair with righteousness.

Cut –

A few uncles let out a few nasal sounds in disdain.

"Young man, at your age, it's time to find a partner, the teapot lid is not like words, what else are you looking for, who can look at you?" The barber simply picked up the razor, "Say, it's too late to regret it now." ”

Hey, this young man, a few uncles hate iron but not steel, if their own kid has to kick him.

"Uncle, just do it," Jiang Xun looked sad, "Lao Jia asked, am I mentally ill?" ”

Brush –

A wisp of green silk fell into the dust, but the uncle did not answer, until a teapot lid was on his head, and the surrounding scalp was shining in the sun, the uncle said, "What do you say, who cares about this ...... normal people?"

……

Wearing two braces and a teapot lid, when Jiang Xun returned to the dormitory, He Bing was lying on the table writing sketches.

The door opened, he thought it was Wang Ban who came back, he asked Wang Ban to bring him food, but it was not Wang Ban who was standing at the door, he glanced at it and lowered his head to write a sketch

"Went to the wrong door, are you in the middle of the drama, don't wander around, and then let someone send you to the security department...... Well, don't look at me stupidly...... Xunzi? ”

"Branch secretary ......," Jiang Xun shouted vaguely.

This voice, vague but emotional, almost shouted out He Widow's tears, "Xunzi, Teacher Su Min said that you went to experience life again, didn't you go to northern Shaanxi, why did you come back with such a picture......

Where did the young man in the TV commercial go? It's just one or two fools.

"Hey, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with this mouth?" Everyone knows Jiang Xun's line skills, isn't this even good for words?

He Bing was about to step forward to take a look, when he heard a sentence in Leng Buding, "Kill your turtle children and grandchildren!" ”

……

This month, Jiang Xun once again became a celebrity in Chinese opera.

The last time was because I wore a coat, the last time was because of the sketch contest, and the last time was because of TV commercials...... But this time it's because of braces and teapot lids.

The female classmates of the Chinese opera are very sad, and Nortel also has good female classmates who come to "visit", and they all leave with a disappointed face.

"You say, will Xunzi really go crazy?" The young man who used to be fluttering in white has become what he is now, and He Bing doesn't want to walk with him.

Nothing else, he couldn't stand those eyes alone......

But he didn't know that there were two eyes staring at the second fool beside him upstairs, and said to Teacher Chen Zidu, "This drama can now set a date for the performance......