230 The ultimate licking dog of the extralegal fanatic Xu Chen and the concubine

Xu Chen is filming the MV of the album "Wang Shi".

In the whole album, Xu Chen's songs Princess and Love, both MVs are tragic love stories, the princess was born from Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, and the love song was born from the story of the comet.

Both stories are very sadistic, the happiness is reserved for yourself, and the sadness is reserved for the fans~

Xu Chen's album production funds are all funded by Modern Sky, rounded off, which is about the same as Xu Chen's own money.

He has never had any concept of money, and when he shoots with Concubine Fei and Comrade Xiao Gao, maybe when he gets married, he can still be screened as a wedding celebration material~

Xu Chen has consulted lawyer Zhang San.

are all married, and they are married to 4 women at the same time, as long as he does not get a license, he does not constitute an illegal act, and the extralegal fanatic Xu Chen is just a flower~

So.

Xu Chenhao is inhumane, and there is no limit to the cost of MV shooting.

MV director Lou Ye has a pair of eyes, steaming with green light, jealous and envious, thief eyebrows, ready to knock Xu Chen's stuffy stick at any time~

Lao Lou, the master of fate, is bitter in his heart!

He made a movie, deducted and searched, and a penny was crumpled and broken in half, with a crew of up to 20 people.

Xu Chen is good, two MV shooting, a budget of 2 million, no cap, the crew has 48 people, three trucks of costumes and props, from Beiping to Guilin.

Along the way, eating, drinking, and sleeping, the money flowed away like flowing water.

He Lao Lou has never fought such a rich battle in his life!

With this kind of financial support, he Lao Lou dares to occupy the three major European ones, alas~ How thin the sky is, my Lou Ye~

Xu Chen, who is a loser who smiles for Bo Hongyan and the princes of the Beacon Fire Drama, how kind the sky is to him, the most hateful thing is that he still has two wives and is blind~

For Xu Chen, who pretends to be a coercion who relies on his own talent and does evil, the corners of Lou Ye's mouth are down, the most special......

Loved it!

Pouting his buttocks, the corners of his mouth rippled with a smile like a Shiba Inu, he tiptoed to Xu Chen in front of him, and smiled: "Hey, Brother Chen, good afternoon, excuse me Brother Chen, you have a lunch break, I have a little work and want to report to Brother Chen." ”

Guilin's mountains and rivers are the best in the world, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the river water is crystal clear, and the afternoon sun is shining.

Xu Chen and the princess each had a reclining chair, with almost the same lazy and tired looks, nestled under the big tree, lazily basking in the sun.

Xu Chen was an ancient scholar, elegant in white robes, and elegant and handsome in temperament.

The official standard configuration of scholars, the prime minister's daughter, Miss Wang Feifei, is rich and gorgeous in the palace red dress, benefiting from her cold and gentle sister's inner quality, the red dress is not only gaudy and vulgar, but also has a bright and atmospheric temperament.

"Old Lou, what are you doing here?" Xu Chen was a little unaccustomed to Lou Ye's flattering smile.

The main appearance of Lao Lou, most people are soaked in amniotic fluid to develop, Lao Lou is soaked in bitter water to develop, and when Shiba Inu is like a flattering smile, it looks very disobedient.

Lao Lou has a rigorous style, he is very serious, there must be a demon when things go wrong, Lao Lou pouted his ass, Xu Chen knew that he was going to ask for money again!

"Brother Chen, isn't there a butterfly in the script, the props team has sent butterflies over, does Brother Chen want to go and see it?" Lou Ye really admired Xu Chen.

The MV script can be called the old Dou grave head jump~

During the Han Dynasty, the general Wei Dou was powerful and forcibly married the prime minister Wang and the queen Feifei.

Wang Feifei and scholar Xu Chen both like Konghou, and when they play Konghou, they can attract butterflies to flutter.

At a Lantern Festival party, Wang Feifei and Xu Chen coincidentally played a song [Phoenix Prisoner], secretly fell in love, and agreed to elope.

The general Wei Dou was jealous of love and hatred because of jealousy, and sent troops to encircle and suppress the hard-working mandarin ducks, despicable and shameless, and threatened Wang Feifei with Xu Chen's life.

On the day of the wedding, ten miles of red makeup, phoenix crown, walking to the broken bridge, Wang Feifei missed his lover, played the gonghou, a butterfly-shaped single shadow, dancing alone~

Wang Feifei was heartbroken, and his lover had already been killed, and he was so grief-stricken that he cut off his gonghou and committed suicide by jumping into the river to martyrdom.

Lightning and thunder, pouring rain, so that people can't tell whether it is rain or tears, the general Wei Dou, draw his sword to cut off the two lingering butterflies, sad and indignant: "You love him, don't love me!" ”

When Lou Ye saw the script, he mourned for Dou Wei in his heart, it was not good to offend anyone, he had to offend Xu Chen, this kid was too bad, and he had to be punished for killing.

Lou Ye could think of the album being launched, and the fans quacked and ridiculed, poor old Dou Yo, he was going to be incompetent and furious again~

The princess was jealous of Xu Chen's cautious behavior.

Holding his forehead with one hand, he is angry and funny, how can he have the appearance of a Chinese pop king, he is clearly a blind [jealous] little boy, or expired old vinegar.

The little milk dog is very jealous and terrible, and he has to announce to the whole world that he wants to dominate her beauty.

The MV hurt Dou Wei, and the princess could only say sorry, after all, she chose between Xu Chen and Dou Wei, of course she chose Xu Chen unconditionally~

is Xu Chen's new album is online, Leslie Cheung, Anita Mui and other friends in the circle will definitely be teasing her again, the lyrics are too shameful.

"The butterflies have arrived?" Xu Chen is very concerned about this matter.

After all, Li Yatou and the princess [Butterfly Incident], the soft rice man was widely ridiculed by the group, saying that he and the princess were not all the way at all, one drilled into money, and the other was temperamental.

[Xiao Sanmen] has a negative impact on the princess's image and career, she can completely separate her private life from newspaper reports, but she has a large number of friends and relatives who are interested in it......

This negative impact will eventually be transformed into pressure and given to her.

Up to now, the princess has never complained to him, and even the two of them have not blushed once, Xu Chen cherishes the friendship of the princess very much, and suddenly said: "Old Lou, when did you arrive, take me to see it." ”

"Half an hour ago, Brother Chen, are these butterflies very valuable?" Lou Ye's face was suspicious.

I don't understand Xu Chen's solemnity, I don't understand it very much, this master smashed millions of pickled girls, and he didn't raise his eyelids, a few little butterflies are worth a few dollars.

As a result, the eyebrows are burned the same.

"Achen, what's wrong?" The princess slept in a lazy position.

Guilin has beautiful mountains and clear waters, picturesque scenery, she and Xu Chen traveled alone, the key points, Xu Chen did not take Comrade Xiaogao, just her and the little milk dog~

The princess didn't mind that Xu Chen had other women, but she also couldn't accept two people or three women at the same time, except for Gao Yuanyuan's girl.

In the princess's cognition, Gao Yuanyuan can't be regarded as a woman, just a simple girl, until the threesome watched a movie, she paid a little attention to Xiao Shitou.

Xu Chen can be very interesting, erase Gao Yuanyuan from her eyes, the little milk dog is very well-behaved~

Xu Chen tilted his head.

The princess just woke up, like a waterfall and green silk messy and beautiful, her eyes were not very suitable for the light, her eyes squinted, and she instantly faded away from her usual cold and arrogant, and her expression looked cute and ignorant.

As we all know, when my girlfriend first woke up, she was soft, delicate, and slightly hoarse and lazy, which was as lethal as a nuclear bomb.

"Sister Concubine, it's okay~" Xu Chen took the little milk dog in a coquettish tone.

His hands were shielded from the princess's eyes, helping her adjust to the light.

When he pouted his back, Xu Chen's face was presented in front of the princess.

At noon, he dared to seduce me, he was so bold, he was happy, if there was no one around, he held the little milk dog in both hands, gave a fragrant kiss domineeringly, kissed the little milk dog on the lips, one was not enough, and he pounced and kissed three times.

rubbed the little milk dog's hair with both hands, squinted his eyes, and said lazily: "Don't you have enough money to shoot the MV?" I still have it in the card, it's okay, it's okay, it's all for you! ”

The director came to find the little milk dog, except that the money was not enough, the princess couldn't think of a second reason, after all, Xu Chen spent too much money on money, her costumes were all traditional hand-sewn, and she spent more than 600,000 yuan on just a few clothes.

There are also phoenix crowns and xiaxia, all of them are gold, the little milk dog has given a bride price, and the dowry of the cold queen will naturally not be less~ Give it to him!

"Ahem...... Ahem...... "Jealousy caused Lou Ye to cough wildly.

Damn, you're sick! I'm in your way, I can't kill myself on the spot.

I hate it! Why don't I have a gentle royal sister with a good figure, beautiful and virtuous who loves me! I can sing love songs too!

Lou Ye looked up to the sky, trying not to let himself burst into tears.

"Sister Concubine, let's go see the butterflies." Xu Chen rubbed Concubine Fei's soft palm, the taste of eating soft rice was so good, and I didn't want to work hard anymore~

The crew rented an inn in Guilin, and the scenes were filmed in Guilin and the ancient city.

The butterflies were all caught by the staff nearby, and in order to avoid innocent killing, Xu Chen only asked to catch two.

As a result, when I went to the warehouse, I saw a whole box of butterflies, bright and beautiful.

Late April.

The weather in Guilin is neither hot nor cold, the butterflies are stuffy in the box, they all look lifeless, and several of them are sick and curled up in the box.

"Old Lou, hurry up and open the box." Xu Chen was drunk.

He has no pet plot and maintains an objective attitude towards cats and dogs, purely because the princess is very loving to butterflies, he loves the house and Wu, and does not want to hurt butterflies.

Just ask the staff to catch two of them, and create evil~

Of course, Xu Chen will not blame the staff for this incident, compared with people and animals, people are always more important~

"Brother Chen, we have been catching this butterfly for two days, and the scene will be filmed in the afternoon, let go of ...... now" Lou Ye hesitated.

I'm sick!

It's hard to catch butterflies at this time, catch and release, don't be too willful!

Xu Chen and Lou Ye were talking, and the princess looked at the butterflies in the box, which instantly attracted all her attention.

Seeing a few butterflies curled up at the bottom of the box, Ying frowned slightly, and said directly to Lou Ye: "Director Lou, open the box, the script only asks for two butterflies." ”

What can Lou Ye say, the opinion of the proprietress is more effective than the boss, the key opens the lock, and the butterflies flutter in an instant, and the lights are brilliant.

At the bottom of the box, two sick butterflies curled up, most of them dying, and two butterflies flew a few times and stopped in the box, guarding the corpses of their companions.

This scene is somewhat shocking to Xu Chen, a weak and fragile life like a butterfly, will there be concern and reluctance.

"Sister Concubine, let's go and bury the butterflies." Xu Chen proposed, how meaningful is this matter, accompany his girlfriend to bury butterflies.

Poetic and picturesque~ [Butterfly: Why do you want my life? Who can soak you! Cheap~】

The cold queen looked at the butterfly corpse in the box, her mood was inexplicably low, and she spoke very concisely: "Well, good." ”

Xu Chen is used to it, most of the time, the cold queen is very self-conscious, and her attention is on butterflies at this time.

The two of them held the box, solemnly and solemnly went to the big tree, Xu Chen dug a pit, the two covered the soil on the butterfly, and solemnly bowed and prayed to the butterfly's grave.

β€œοΌŸοΌŸοΌŸβ€ Lou Ye witnessed the whole process with his own eyes, and expressed that Xu Chen and the princess's outrageous behavior was very outrageous.

No wonder Xu Chen can fall in love with the princess, the brain circuit is completely different from ordinary people.

After burying the butterfly, the cold queen was in an instant mood, hooked Xu Chen's arm with both hands, and sniffed around his neck.

"What do you smell~" The snort was burning, Xu Chen's neck was itchy, and he said suspiciously: "No, I take a bath every day, is my body smelly?" ”

"It stinks!" The cold queen disgusted her face, touched Xu Chen's neck and sniffed it greedily twice, and smiled: "But I like it very much, I also stink, the two of us are like-minded." ”

Xu Chen's subway grandfather looked at his mobile phone, don't use idioms indiscriminately if you don't understand idioms, what is the smell of similarity, how dark your wind is~

I am in the masses of the people, and I am a moral pacesetter~

Tactical recline~

………

Seriously.

Xu Chen's acting skills are a bit immature compared to the princess.

The princess has acted in a TV series called Chitose Lover, a TV series directed by Li Guoguo.

This TV series can be called an ancient version of [myth], the princess plays the role of the singer Rouge who took the elixir of life in the Qin Dynasty, and by mistake, she and the modern Gale met and fell in love.

But he was harassed by the thousand-year-old licking dog to win the war, and this thousand-year-old licking dog also took the elixir of immortality, and he has been obsessed with the princess since Daqin.

The MV story of [Princess] is similar to the TV series Chitose Lover, and the princess can be called her true colors.

And she is wearing red makeup and a phoenix crown, she is really beautiful, Xu Chen has a superficial analogy, Sister Concubine's clothes, his attack speed +1800, critical strike probability +1200, chisel probability +190000, buff effect [Straight to the Yellow Dragon]!

Xu Chen also played it handily, and he suffered from the old licking dog [Wei Dou] actor Huang Bo.

Huang Bo's appearance is clear, it is difficult to describe in a word, in order to portray the despicable and shameless Wei Dou in the script, the plot can be as disgusting as it can be.

Most important.

Huang Bo wants to show his infatuation with the princess, which is difficult for him, Faye Wong is a younger brother and sister, I, Huang Bo, a big man who stands up to the sky, how can I attack my younger brother and sister~

If you really do it, you can still be considered a person!

"Click!" Lou Ye was very dissatisfied with Huang Bo's performance, and complained: "Lao Huang, you are holding some performances, Brother Chen is still there~"

Brother Chen is the boss of the company, you are really not afraid of being beaten!

"Hahaha......" Huang Bo laughed happily, God is pitiful, there are more than two hundred chapters.

From the first chapter, Xu Chen made special fun of his daughter-in-law, Huang Bo endured the humiliation, hid his guts, and finally waited for an opportunity, an opportunity to tease Xu Chen's daughter-in-law in a righteous and bright light~

Person?

It doesn't matter if you can be regarded as a person or not, when the king of heaven is here, Huang Bo also has to act [three points], and he doesn't even want a salary.

I heard that the senior licking dog who was going to play the princess carried the train to Guilin overnight, and I was afraid that Xu Chen would regret it.

Xu Chen looked at it and shook his head.

Huang Bo, the little eunuch of the night pot, has recently studied at Nortel, and has participated in several movies Passerby A, B, C, D, his acting talent is talented, and his acting skills have naturally improved by leaps and bounds.

is a good general [Wei Dou], he is so obscene and obscene, especially looking up to the sky and sighing, crying out with a handful of snot and tears: "You love him, don't love me!" ”

"The sky is so thin, I defend it, Wang Feifei, how can I live if you go~"

The staff all want to rush up and stomp on his ugly face, as long as they are not blind, they will choose Xu Chen and abandon Wei Dou, Wang Feifei is a big beauty, you curse her to be blind? ?

The staff spat fiercely and said, "Wei Dou, you are too despicable and shameless!" ”

(End of chapter)