One woman vomits sulking, two women quarrel, three women play a play, four women get drunk, five women have trouble sleeping, six women line up in a long line, and a group of women can celebrate the New Year......

Now several girls in the class are eyeing Jiang Xun and He Xiaoping! Chen Xiaoyi raised his hand on the spot to play He Xiaoping, and Xu Fan also wrote a petition like the veteran actors of Renyi.

"Don't toss around, listen to the director, the director says that we will play whatever he wants, in fact, in Director Jiang's heart, who plays what, who is suitable for what has already been scored......"

He Bing failed to be the protagonist, but he made himself an assistant director, okay, if the drama has a producer or producer, many of these titles will fall on his head.

But before he could finish speaking, Chen Xiaoyi made a move, grabbed his ears and pulled him out of the classroom, and Jiang Shan laughed and kicked him in the ass.

"Stop, I'm the branch secretary, the assistant director ......"

He Bing shouted, but he was still blasted out by a group of female classmates, and a group of girls wanted to surround Jiang Xun.

"Don't, my ears don't have to be pulled," who is Jiang Xun, he slipped to the door early and hid behind Han Qing, "Read the book first, and after three days, we will decide on the role." ”

He ran away with a puff of smoke, leaving Han Qing alone in the wind......

"Xunzi," in Teacher Zhu Tong's office, He Bing finally found Jiang Xun who was here, "I know as soon as I guess, you are here, you, isn't this your own guilt, okay, now I don't even dare to go back to the dormitory ......"

Teacher Zhu Tong smiled, he smiled and looked at the notebook in his hand, well, an actor dreams of meeting a good role, and if he does, he has to use all his strength to win this role.

Jiang Xun also understands this truth, just like the mansion gate of the TV series in later generations, Siqin Gaowa won the role of the second grandmother, and when she was excited, she knelt down for director Guo Baochang.

"The role will be decided in three days, let them make trouble first, besides, if you don't act well, you can change ...... at any time" Jiang Xun ate a bite of tomato eggs, and took Zhu Tong's tofu milk, He Bing saw this, and also sandwiched a piece of bean curd, crushed and smeared it on the steamed bun, it was really fragrant.

"You, isn't this disunity, our class will be torn apart because of this fight again, you are a sinner of history......" He Bing smacked his mouth, "Don't say I didn't remind you, when the time comes, the play will not be good, won't it be a shame for our school to go to Tokyo?" You have to apologize! ”

This is the first time that Chinese opera has participated in a world-class college student drama performance competition after the change, and Dean Xu Xiaozhong is most optimistic about them this year, and he is also aiming to win the award.

If it's really not ideal, it can't be justified.

Yes, it's really such a reason, Teacher Zhu Tong is also thinking about it, "Yes, He Bing's words are right, Xunzi, you have to think of a rut, you can't let everyone have a knot because of this." ”

Everyone is referring to a few girls, girls are cautious, easy to be jealous, and love to hold grudges, "Just say last time, I asked for vegetables and wontons, I didn't invite Xu Fan, she saw me nagging for a long time...... He Bing added another sentence.

Hey, is that so?

Jiang Xun's vision was wrong, he smiled and put a piece of fermented bean curd on He Bing's steamed bun, He Bing was really a little flattered for a while, and he couldn't stop, "I, I brought Xu Fan a bottle of Arctic Ocean soda, so that Chen Xiaoyi saw it again, and pulled me and nagged for a long time, I was so annoying, I couldn't wait to slap her with a big mouth......"

"Ah, the branch secretary, it's still you...... This ......" Jiang Xun gave a thumbs up, "You say, how to manage these girls?" ”

"If you want me to say, don't give them faces, one by one, they are all confused all day long, and they don't know what their last name is......"

Ahem –

Ahh

He Bing heard the cough, the familiar coughing sound, his face stiffened, and when he turned his head, a group of female classmates in class 87 were all standing behind him.

"I, I, Xunzi, you yin and I ......"

Just now, I wondered if Jiang Xun was laughing wrong, yes, he was still angry, and he was excited, "What did I say about me just now, ouch......"

Chen Xiaoyi pinched his neck directly, the relationship between this classmate is really good, and he is not taboo about the relationship between men and women, He Bing shouted vigorously, "Don't, light, can't I make amends?" ”

"You, aren't you disunited, branch secretary," Jiang Xun stood up with a smile, "Our class is torn apart because of this fight again, you are a sinner in history......"

Ah, why is this so familiar, isn't this what I said just now, He Bing rolled his eyes, and Teacher Zhu Tong was already smiling.

"Branch secretary, don't say I didn't remind you, when the time comes, the play won't be good, won't going to Tokyo be a shame for our school? You have to apologize! ”

After Jiang Xun finished speaking, he couldn't breathe with laughter.

……

In the afternoon, it was not easy to appease the girls, and Jiang Xun was also pondering what He Bing said, well, I had to think of a way to take myself out, and I couldn't let the female classmates have trouble because of the role.

In the evening, the dormitory was very lively, He Bing organized a group of people who were playing enough, and Chen Xiaoyi came to the door with two watermelons by himself.

"Branch secretary, your hands are heavy......" As soon as she entered the door, she didn't look at Jiang Xun, so she shouted at He Bing.

He Bing's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait for the female classmate to pull his ears, but he still had to say his own grievances in his mouth, "Xiaoyi, I didn't say you, you are a Sichuan opera actor, you don't know how strong your own hands are, thanks to my strong ears, if Hu Jun's two tricks are broken, they will be broken, and they will be broken when they are torn, and they will be like chocolate......"

"Then glue it to him again, it won't affect his normal use," Chen Xiaoyi sat down on Jiang Xun's bed with a big grin, "Yes, what about Jiang Dadao, don't you dare to go back to the dormitory?" ”

"Does he dare to reply...... "Wang Ban has already taken the fruit knife and is about to cut the watermelon."

"Does he dare to reply," Chen Xiaoyi smiled, "You have to help me say something, I feel that I am He Xiaoping." ”

There was silence in the dormitory immediately, did He Xiaoping dare to twist the ears of those male soldiers like this?

"I said Sister Xiaoyi, you are a rich woman, you sent us away with two watermelons?" Wang Ban smiled and diverted the topic.

In the class, except for Jiang Xun, the richest person is Chen Xiaoyi.

I don't know whose way it is, she also went to Guangzhou to shoot V, and shot a 200 yuan, and now her waist bag is bulging.

"Then this summer, the watermelon popsicles in your dormitory have been rounded." Chen Xiaoyi said magnificently, "Eat as much as you want, don't save money for your sisters." ”

Gotcha, it's a game!

A group of boys respectfully sent the rich woman out of the dormitory building, and they immediately blossomed.

"Hey, shut up!"

"You're a girl, stop talking!"

When the group returned to the dormitory, they found that Li Hongtao and a group of people were nibbling on watermelons.

"Oh, it's better to be a director, someone will give you a gift!" Li Hongtao wiped the juice from his mouth, "Don't, isn't there another one."

, Besides, I can hear it, Xiaoyi has been sending it to you, so our dormitory has been helping you eat, you don't have to thank us......"

Yes, He Bing stopped talking, and besides, the watermelons were gone.

"Well, what about the director, what about the big guide, what about the Jiang guide?" After eating for a long time, before he saw Jiang Xun, Xu Wei raised his head, "I'm afraid I wasn't cut off by other female classmates, right?" ”